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Mad tires of this crossover.
"This both goes against all canon and is utterly pointless. Goodbye."
He snaps, and a black hole sucks Goose in, but not before I grab the pizza and make sure NOT to enter the event horizon.
Watch that pink smoke swooce right in
Sylvi, Sylvi, Sylvi, and [REDACTED] somehow all happen to run across Mad (and, implicitly, each other) at this very moment.
Due to the intense irritation most Sylvis feel for each other, they immediately tackle each other in a Big Ball of Violence, that somehow accidentally gets Mad dragged into it.
Sylvi is the one who emerges victorious, taking the pizza and warping back to the Timeline Suave to enjoy the fruits of her victory.
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Crossover with a property kickstarted by the same creator? For shame. MORE COMPLAINTS MUST BE ISSUED, especially against things that were earlier participated in by the complaining individual. Florien and Florian orchestrate a leaflet campaign against such things, and Sylvi complies out of shame, turning over the Pizza.
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With the power of The Corruption
, Libre sticks up some vermin and disease summoner projectiles (TINY) upon the Florieans from afar, throwing out libel and slander towards the duo, and inviting a group of mentally obidient individuals to spread some unhealthy love about them.
The situation sticks out like a sore thumb, people protest against the Florieans, and the duo get burned at a random makeshift maypole. With a special Victorian syringe, Libre nabs the pizza and cleans off the vermin and disease on it, only to find...
Edited by SomeLibre on Jan 15th 2021 at 11:11:36 PM
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awe921, who has harnessed the OTHER corruption. he promptly summons the Eater of Worlds, who devours SomeLibre.
unfortunately, it also eats the pizza. awe jumps up and starts fighting it, which leaves him open for...
Denied fate.
Superjohn, who summons a giant hell spirit bomb to kill both Awe and devourer of world's. This explosion destroyed half of the universe, but the pizza is safe. Superjohn grabs the pizza and goes back to his mansion in hell.
*thunking catboy noises*
The hell mansion is being cleaned by a mysterious demon in a maid outfit. This is presumably very normal, as Superjohn takes no notice of her.
The next day, the pizza is gone. Superjohn screams his agony to the sky.
Back in her apartment, Dream (not that one) prepares to consume her ill-gotten gains.
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Mad, instead of taking the pizza, sets up an anti-Dream (yes that one) forcefield to protect it from Some Libre. She stands next to Dream (not that one) with an assault rifle, ready to take out speedrun cheaters.
Mad then gives Guma the pizza without a fight.
What? No rule saying we can’t do that.
my current job
BOOOO!
Wm, now inexplicably cloned and dressed as a theatre audience, boos Guma for the anticlimactic theft. The many Wms pelt Guma with produce, rubber chickens, and snowballs (because January, you see). Once Guma has dropped the pizza and is forced offstage, the Wms rush the stage and take the pizza.
...only to start arguing with each other over who should have it. Which leaves them vulnerable to...
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...a crowd of people, taking the pizza for Mad, who had made a meme that's literally just her face with a caption reading:
"that face when"
"when the pizza"
It gained so much traction that people believe she rightfully deserves the pizza and give it to her. She definitely did not use the meme to brainwash them.
professional dumbass
Moe becomes a big fan of Mad's works, and insists on meeting them one day. They meet up eventually, Mad still guarding their pizza. But they're getting an urgent private call and must leave the vicinity. Moe swaps their pizza for a fake cardboard one and abandons Mad.
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Libre grabs a comically large rocket launcher and points it at Moe point blank. When they move, Libre shanks their eyes with shivs made from sliced chicken bones and broccolis, then blasts an avocado through their head via mouth using the rocket launcher.
Just as Libre prepares to eat the Pizza, his nose bleeds, staining the Pizza badly. Libre goes off to patch up the fragile veins in his nose, leaving the Pizza exposed, but bloodstained.
Edited by SomeLibre on Jan 16th 2021 at 11:38:10 PM
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Please protect Gin.
Tory kicks the hell out of Philosopher Stones.
That was easy.
They grabbed the pizza, then ran to somewhere, whereupon they meet...
...MP and Hibachi, who, after floating in space, finally reenter Earth, knocking Tory out cold.
MP:Well... That's one Murdergame host down...
Hibachi: Who next...
After much thought, they grab the pizza and look for the headquarters of MAE Robotics, when suddenly...
The duo are ambushed by... themselves? Confusion ensures, and by the time MP and Hibachi realize that their duplicates are actually images from a nearby projecter, the pizza has been long gone; having been stolen by Goose right under their noses. Goose then heads off to his private cabin in the mountains where he finds...
Edited by GoosefromWikipedia on Jan 16th 2021 at 9:44:47 AM
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"Ya willing to eat a bloodstained pizza?"
...The mountain itself turning darker and darker, until he can't even see anything at all.
With the help of the Hunt, Libre snatches the pizza as Goose is trapped in a bubble of pure darkness he can't escape from.
Edited by SomeLibre on Jan 17th 2021 at 12:48:00 AM
Denied fate.
Suddenly a giant hand pops out of the ground and grabs libre. It drags him to hell, where Superjohn is waiting, he grabs the pizza and sends him to be tortured by demon's. As Superjohn enters his mansion, he notices someone familiar is waiting for him in the lobby...
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awe, right outside the door. he has finished making a circle around his house.
awe's eyes then proceed to become red as he speaks demonic-er tongues, the house being grabbed by crocodile maws. Superjohn has been sent into Florida.
the crocodiles and the florida men quickly disassemble Superjohn's mansion and Superjohn himself. awe sneaks away with the pizza in their possession and makes a run for it!
Watch that pink smoke swooce right in
A random vampire swooces in and drinks all of Awe's blood, and also all of the blood on the pizza, leaving it in pristine condition once more.
Sylvi then points out that the pizza probably had garlic in it, causing the vampire to immediately burst into flames and die.
She picks up the pizza.
"I'm telling you, Sylvi, something's gonna happen now.
"Something always happens now. We'll be fine."
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"Give me that damn Pizza, or I'll bring forth Chi-Amida-Terminus and end all life in this multiverse!"
Libre shoves a vision of what kind of impact he could bring to Sylvi, after which Sylvi surrenders and- The hell? Why pizza gone?
"Atleast the blood was accounted for."
Hey, Adora
As it turns out, the pizza disappeared because Nine-Tailed Cat coated it with invisible paint while no one was looking. He waits until Libre and Silvi wander off to look for it elsewhere, then rinses the paint off and claims it for himself.
Edited by NineTailedCat on Jan 18th 2021 at 7:07:43 AM
When the Imposter is Sus.
JK Benbot Politely asks for the Pizza and gets it?
Suddenly, another spacecraft, this time piloted by Goose, accompanied by a Eevee, appears next to Florien and Florian.
I escaped being Dummied Out! And oh, I was dying for this crossover to happen! How about you, Bow?
Vai! Evoah vei veai eyoh! (Yeah! I'm ready to kick plant butt!)
And we get a pizza as a snack! This is going to be great!
Goose then forcibly boards the Flors' spaceship, has Bow use a max-level Veevee Volley to knock them out, and then chainsaws Florien and Florian to death, making sure to grab the pizza in the process.
Goose and his Eevee companion then continue their revenge spree against the Alliance for exiling him out of this dimension, when suddenly...