its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
Kuma appreciation gang
Mad tires of this crossover.
"This both goes against all canon and is utterly pointless. Goodbye."
He snaps, and a black hole sucks Goose in, but not before I grab the pizza and make sure NOT to enter the event horizon.
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
I'm helping!
Sylvi, Sylvi, Sylvi, and [REDACTED] somehow all happen to run across Mad (and, implicitly, each other) at this very moment.
Due to the intense irritation most Sylvis feel for each other, they immediately tackle each other in a Big Ball of Violence, that somehow accidentally gets Mad dragged into it.
Sylvi is the one who emerges victorious, taking the pizza and warping back to the Timeline Suave to enjoy the fruits of her victory.
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
The They who said it
Crossover with a property kickstarted by the same creator? For shame. MORE COMPLAINTS MUST BE ISSUED, especially against things that were earlier participated in by the complaining individual. Florien and Florian orchestrate a leaflet campaign against such things, and Sylvi complies out of shame, turning over the Pizza.
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With the power of The Corruption, Libre sticks up some vermin and disease summoner projectiles (TINY) upon the Florieans from afar, throwing out libel and slander towards the duo, and inviting a group of mentally obidient individuals to spread some unhealthy love about them.
The situation sticks out like a sore thumb, people protest against the Florieans, and the duo get burned at a random makeshift maypole. With a special Victorian syringe, Libre nabs the pizza and cleans off the vermin and disease on it, only to find...
Edited by SomeLibre on Jan 15th 2021 at 11:11:36 PM
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
eh
awe921, who has harnessed the OTHER corruption. he promptly summons the Eater of Worlds, who devours SomeLibre.
unfortunately, it also eats the pizza. awe jumps up and starts fighting it, which leaves him open for...
The man behind the slaughter
Superjohn, who summons a giant hell spirit bomb to kill both Awe and devourer of world's. This explosion destroyed half of the universe, but the pizza is safe. Superjohn grabs the pizza and goes back to his mansion in hell.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Give me your car keys.
The hell mansion is being cleaned by a mysterious demon in a maid outfit. This is presumably very normal, as Superjohn takes no notice of her.
The next day, the pizza is gone. Superjohn screams his agony to the sky.
Back in her apartment, Dream (not that one) prepares to consume her ill-gotten gains.
Whose vehicle is this? Mine now.
Kuma appreciation gang
Mad, instead of taking the pizza, sets up an anti-Dream (yes that one) forcefield to protect it from Some Libre. She stands next to Dream (not that one) with an assault rifle, ready to take out speedrun cheaters.
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
Mad then gives Guma the pizza without a fight.
What? No rule saying we can’t do that.
my current job
BOOOO!
Wm, now inexplicably cloned and dressed as a theatre audience, boos Guma for the anticlimactic theft. The many Wms pelt Guma with produce, rubber chickens, and snowballs (because January, you see). Once Guma has dropped the pizza and is forced offstage, the Wms rush the stage and take the pizza.
...only to start arguing with each other over who should have it. Which leaves them vulnerable to...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Kuma appreciation gang
...a crowd of people, taking the pizza for Mad, who had made a meme that's literally just her face with a caption reading:
"that face when"
"when the pizza"
It gained so much traction that people believe she rightfully deserves the pizza and give it to her. She definitely did not use the meme to brainwash them.
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
What if we kissed... and we were both trucks...
Moe becomes a big fan of Mad's works, and insists on meeting them one day. They meet up eventually, Mad still guarding their pizza. But they're getting an urgent private call and must leave the vicinity. Moe swaps their pizza for a fake cardboard one and abandons Mad.
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Libre grabs a comically large rocket launcher and points it at Moe point blank. When they move, Libre shanks their eyes with shivs made from sliced chicken bones and broccolis, then blasts an avocado through their head via mouth using the rocket launcher.
Just as Libre prepares to eat the Pizza, his nose bleeds, staining the Pizza badly. Libre goes off to patch up the fragile veins in his nose, leaving the Pizza exposed, but bloodstained.
Edited by SomeLibre on Jan 16th 2021 at 11:38:10 PM
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Simply takes the pizza
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Hello? Hello, hello?
Tory kicks the hell out of Philosopher Stones.
That was easy.
They grabbed the pizza, then ran to somewhere, whereupon they meet...
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Electro Archon
...MP and Hibachi, who, after floating in space, finally reenter Earth, knocking Tory out cold.
MP:Well... That's one Murdergame host down...
Hibachi: Who next...
After much thought, they grab the pizza and look for the headquarters of MAE Robotics, when suddenly...
The duo are ambushed by... themselves? Confusion ensures, and by the time MP and Hibachi realize that their duplicates are actually images from a nearby projecter, the pizza has been long gone; having been stolen by Goose right under their noses. Goose then heads off to his private cabin in the mountains where he finds...
Edited by GoosefromWikipedia on Jan 16th 2021 at 9:44:47 AM
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"Ya willing to eat a bloodstained pizza?"
...The mountain itself turning darker and darker, until he can't even see anything at all.
With the help of the Hunt, Libre snatches the pizza as Goose is trapped in a bubble of pure darkness he can't escape from.
Edited by SomeLibre on Jan 17th 2021 at 12:48:00 AM
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
The man behind the slaughter
Suddenly a giant hand pops out of the ground and grabs libre. It drags him to hell, where Superjohn is waiting, he grabs the pizza and sends him to be tortured by demon's. As Superjohn enters his mansion, he notices someone familiar is waiting for him in the lobby...
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
eh
awe, right outside the door. he has finished making a circle around his house.
awe's eyes then proceed to become red as he speaks demonic-er tongues, the house being grabbed by crocodile maws. Superjohn has been sent into Florida.
the crocodiles and the florida men quickly disassemble Superjohn's mansion and Superjohn himself. awe sneaks away with the pizza in their possession and makes a run for it!
I'm helping!
A random vampire swooces in and drinks all of Awe's blood, and also all of the blood on the pizza, leaving it in pristine condition once more.
Sylvi then points out that the pizza probably had garlic in it, causing the vampire to immediately burst into flames and die.
She picks up the pizza.
"I'm telling you, Sylvi, something's gonna happen now.
"Something always happens now. We'll be fine."
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
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"Give me that damn Pizza, or I'll bring forth Chi-Amida-Terminus and end all life in this multiverse!"
Libre shoves a vision of what kind of impact he could bring to Sylvi, after which Sylvi surrenders and- The hell? Why pizza gone?
"Atleast the blood was accounted for."
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
As it turns out, the pizza disappeared because Nine-Tailed Cat coated it with invisible paint while no one was looking. He waits until Libre and Silvi wander off to look for it elsewhere, then rinses the paint off and claims it for himself.
Edited by NineTailedCat on Jan 18th 2021 at 7:07:43 AM
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
JK Benbot Politely asks for the Pizza and gets it?
Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.
Suddenly, another spacecraft, this time piloted by Goose, accompanied by a Eevee, appears next to Florien and Florian.
I escaped being Dummied Out! And oh, I was dying for this crossover to happen! How about you, Bow?
Vai! Evoah vei veai eyoh! (Yeah! I'm ready to kick plant butt!)
And we get a pizza as a snack! This is going to be great!
Goose then forcibly boards the Flors' spaceship, has Bow use a max-level Veevee Volley to knock them out, and then chainsaws Florien and Florian to death, making sure to grab the pizza in the process.
Goose and his Eevee companion then continue their revenge spree against the Alliance for exiling him out of this dimension, when suddenly...