its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
A very angy egg
Angel was passing by while drunk, takes the Pizza without realising it, and wonders over to a nearby bar, where Tilly was working as a bartender, and Tilly takes the Pizza for herself, before Angel passes out from drinking.
Why's this eggo angy all the time? | Current video game focus: Minecraft
some guy
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" is what Tilly hears before being blown up by an charging madman with an bomb spear which is me. Tilly is blown up by the spear while i only get an comically blackened face, after that i pick up the pizza and took it out to dinner.
look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
I'm helping!
It turns out taking the pizza to dinner at "Chateau Elakha" may have been a mistake. Midway through their romantic candlelit date with a pizza, tzaoray's chair flings them backward into the wall, dazing them while the table with the pizza on it descends into the floor, into a secret basement where Sylvi is waiting, rubbing her hands in delicious anticipation.
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Electro Archon
MP digs a tunnel to Sylvi's basement and then takes the pizza. MP then takes Sylvi and sends them to a hole that goes directly to the center of the Earth. Sylvi is roasted and immolated quite nicely.
Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Dec 7th 2020 at 8:19:03 AM
A very angy egg
Moon comes through a wall - somehow - wearing the Pizza Angel employee uniform, and takes the Pizza, puts it in a pizza box, and runs straight back to Florida, where she's sure she has the right address. Except then she winds up buried in candy canes, and Cobalt retrieves the Pizza, using a mechanical claw, and stores it inside an automated storage device she made, and runs off with it.
Why's this eggo angy all the time? | Current video game focus: Minecraft
Kuma appreciation gang
Mad steals the storage device using a complicated offscreen heist. He hits it with a hammer a million times in order to get it open, but it doesn't work so he just picks the (probably nonexistent) lock and opens it, extracting the Pizza. He then evacuates the area and hold the entire Bass Pro Shops Pyramid in Memphis, Tennessee hostage.
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
The They who said it
Florien and Florian don't care about glass pyramids. They are worthless compared to the value of the Pizza. They steal the Pizza and let the glass pyramid get blown up. However, during their escape, they get sidetracked by robbing a bank.
my current job
A getaway vehicle! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
Wm, still dressed as Dan Backslide, promptly switches into mechanic wear and hand-cranks the Florie/ans' presumably-key-operated getaway vehicle. He drives it on a ridiculous route across a bunch of fictional roads before being forced to come to a stop when the vehicle runs out of gas.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Your Lord And Savior
The unnamed third half would jump onto the hood of the car seemingly out of nowhere and stab Wm through the windshield. He would then break the glass and take the pizza. He then ran in the opposite direction.
I am become dubstep, destroyer of taste
Electro Archon
...Only to run into William Afton, along with his assistants Baby and Vanny. The unnamed third half of Yayakuza is promptly scooped. William Afton splits the pizza into thirds and splits off to find the Supreme Toppings.
my current job
Suddenly, Baby abruptly turns into Baba. What could be causing this?!
Why, in the next room over, Wm has just created a row of word blocks that say "BABY is BABA"! This, coupled with other rules that say "BABA is MOVE", "BABA is OPEN", "BABA has THE PIZZA", "THE PIZZA is WIN", and "WALL is SHUT" lead to...
- Baba moving whenever Wm says "I'm waiting."
- Baba opening a neat hole in the wall next door by walking straight into it, disappearing in the process.
- The pizza appearing on the floor, in a box, right where Baba used to be.
Satisfied, Wm takes a bite of the pizza and selects the next level. It's not quite what he expects...
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Dec 8th 2020 at 7:40:49 AM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Your Lord And Savior
As it’s simply static. Soon the words,
I
Have
Returned
Suddenly the screen explodes along with Wm’s brain as Brain Kuza levitates the bitten pizza into his hand and begins absorbing it.
Edited by Yayakuza on Dec 9th 2020 at 5:21:13 AM
I am become dubstep, destroyer of taste
Kuma appreciation gang
But before he can absorb it, Mad, who had turned into the Mad Prism to fill in for the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid while it was out of commission, uses her prism powers to take the pizza.
Mad Prism
Bottom Text Generous provider of Pizza exclusively to people named either Florien or Florian.
Edited by madface7 on Dec 9th 2020 at 11:23:31 AM
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
The They who said it
Florian shoots the guards protecting the TV tropes servers while Florien breaks in and edits the bottom text on Mad Prism to read "Generous provider of Pizza exclusively to people named either Florien or Florian."
Compelled by the power of the bottom text, Mad Prism gives Florien and Florian the Pizza.
Electro Archon
MP shines a giant Wave-Motion Gun of light into the Mad Prism, scattering rainbow-colored death everywhere, killing both Florian and Florien, and shattering the Mad Prism into shards. MP tries a slice of The Pizza, only to realize it tastes like Skittles. MP them transforms The Pizza into a pack of Skittles, and runs off with the Pizza Skittles
Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Dec 11th 2020 at 10:52:37 AM
A bus hits MP. Puma gets off the bus, and finds the Pizza Skittles lying on the ground. Puma stares at them, confounded, trying to figure out how to convert them back to pizza, when...
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
uwu'd too hard
Also on the bus is R3. R3 makes SKITTLES is PIZZA and PIZZA is MORE to hopefully end this mess. R3 then grabs one of the cloned pizzas.
"There. Now we can all share the pizza, and there's infinitely many of it."
Edited by R3Ked on Dec 11th 2020 at 2:59:34 AM
Kuma appreciation gang
But there can only be one pizza.
Mad combines all of the pizza into a megapizza and hauls it away with a skylift.
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my current job
At which point, Skynet launches, by order of Friend Wmputer.
The skylift is destroyed. A nearby terminator picks up the pizza and begins taking the pizza down to Wmputer's chambers...
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Dec 11th 2020 at 6:32:57 AM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Your Lord And Savior
The the entire world is retconned so that sky net never launched, but instead all the forms of Yayakuza converge on the pizza.
I am become dubstep, destroyer of taste
An eagle
Billy then comes to kill all forms of Yayakuza through history by going after them one by one with his gun. Once he's no more, Billy takes the pizza away.
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).
The man behind the slaughter
Billy gets impaled by a spear from Superjohn, who takes the pizza and teleports to his mansion on his private island.
Edited by Superjohn on Dec 13th 2020 at 7:27:01 AM
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
my current job
...where he is promptly run over by the "Private Island Taxi Service" cab.
...uh, hold up, I think the gag's the wrong way round...
Wm, in an unusually charitable mood, drives Superjohn to the Private Island Hospital. He's about to help himself to some pizza while waiting for the doctors to operate on Superjohn WHEN SUDDENLY...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The They who said it
Florien and Florian, with forged medical licenses, deliver the doctor bill from the private hospital to Wm! The price is incredibly steep, and Wm is forced to sell all his possessions, including the Pizza, to the Florie/ans to pay the cost. Florien and Florian then sail from the private island with the Pizza and sail to Monaco to put the Pizza in a tax shelter.
...his soon-to-be best friend, Spinel! She bounces onto the scene like a classic Warner Bros. character, proceeding to tap him on the shoulder and then whizz around in front of him to grab the pizza from his hands! For good measure, she'd spin him around like a top so he'd be plenty dizzy!
Whistling, she began to hop away, feeling like this pizza was really hers now!