Moon uses the rainbow soap from Florida to KO Florien and Florian before taking the Pizza and running back to Florida to see what else she could get - which naturally ends with her somehow buried in briefcases, and Xeno happened to be rocket jumping in the area when she saw Moon's arm sticking out holding the Pizza, so she takes it and rocket jumps away, only to wind up crashing face-first into a hot-air balloon, causing her to drop the Pizza, and it falls only 6 feet away from Moon, who's still buried in briefcases (Who knows what's in them?).

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Yayakuza has no head. Instead he has a brain. He has evolved from Yayakuza to Brain Kuza. He thinks really hard and then pulls out a gun and shoots the pizza. The pizza is now a lead pizza. But wait, his bullet was metal, and he has a magnet. He magnetises the pizza into his hands.

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Wm, now dressed as an unholy cross between Comic Book Guy and a physicist, adopts a really nasally tone of voice to say...

Um, aaaactually, lead is not magnetic.

One Puff of Logic later, the pizza is back in Moon's possession. One quick swiping and emptying of a briefcase later, and Wm has the pizza once more!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

William Afton promptly WM into a faulty animatronic suit, which impales WM. William Afton then stores the pizza in an autonomous animatronic and begins his search for the Supreme Toppings.

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Dec 3rd 2020 at 8:49:06 AM

Sylvi shouts "Look over there!", thereby distracting Wm for the few crucial seconds needed to yoink the pizza and flee. Unfortunately this also distracts Sylvi herself, and when she realizes it's been moved into an animatronic she just yoinks the whole thing and decides to figure out how to extract the pizza later.

Edited by wingedcatgirl on Dec 3rd 2020 at 8:50:29 AM

Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.

madface7 is nowhere to be seen. madface8 then decides to am become madface7, destroyer of worlds.

The NEW and IMPROVED madface7 takes the Pizza by guilt-tripping Sylvi into giving it.

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.

Only for the animatronic suit (which the pizza is still inside of) to come to life and attack Madface.

   I know you didn't put me in this thing, but goddammit, I'm dead and you're the closest person I can take my anger out on!   

One beatdown later, Animatronic!Wm takes off his own head and goes full Bender on himself; detatching limbs and taking himself apart to get the pizza out of himself. He's about to put himself back together to figure out how he can enjoy the pizza now that he's 1, dead, and 2, now in a thing that doesn't eat pizza WHEN SUDDENLY...

Look, I know that "my corpse and the pizza being lodged in the same animatronic" is a loose interpretation of what happened in MP's post, but I thought it was funny.

Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Dec 3rd 2020 at 9:30:52 AM

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

R3 walks out of the portal, unharmed. (No Man's Sky, remember?) He shoots Goose because he's still brain-dead so Goose can respawn and play the game, and shoots at the animatronic. He misses, but hits a nearby explosive barrel, causing it to explode along with the animatronic. The pizza, being indestructible, flies out of the explosion and R3 catches it.

Edited by R3Ked on Dec 3rd 2020 at 11:06:13 AM

Brain Kuza thinks really hard again and steals everyone else’s brains, putting them into jars. He then steals the pizza and puts it in a pizza jar. Since he now has no mouth, he must absorb the Italian amazingment.

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Moon and co, having no brains to begin with, were able to take the Pizza from Brain Kuza, and also returns the brains to everyone, with Xeno saying: "NO! STEALING! BRAINS!! EVER!" Right at Kuza's face, as Tiger puts the Pizza in a new pizza box and leaves it under the protection of Serpentine and her snakes as the rest part ways, having put a stop to Kuza's actions.

Er, Florien? I think I ninja'd you there, soz mate.

Edited by SmilyTrope112 on Dec 3rd 2020 at 9:59:57 AM

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However, while stealing all those brains, Brainkuza didn't think about what the volume of every brain that ever has or will be is. The entire planet is completely buried under fifty miles of brains, and even then that's not even billionth of a percent of the brains. The process continues, until the volume of flesh-tissue outweighs the planet. Brainkuza is crushed and converted to kerogen, along with the rest of the lowest layers, ending the process without even managing to steal a millionth of the percent of all the brains. Meanwhile, the indestructible Pizza, being much less dense, floats to the surface of the watery brain mush and the dense, sludgy kerogen. Florien and Florian fly by in a spacecraft (For the atmosphere has been thinned and displaced into irrelevancy) and pick up the Pizza.

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And then, because that plan was destroyed by the ninjas...

When that fails because the Pizza has already been stolen, Florien and Florian instead throw an army of Indiana Joneses (Indianas Jones?) at the snakes. Though they complain frequently about it being snakes, they kill Serpentine and the snakes. Florien and Florian then kill the Indianas Jones (Indiana Joneses?) with their fourth movie and take the Pizza.

Edited by Florien on Dec 3rd 2020 at 2:01:22 AM

Brain Kuza makes the billions of brains that now make up his grave into minions, resulting in billions of intellect devourers swarming the person twitch the pizza and eating their brain. Brain Kuza rebuilds himself and steals the pizza.

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“You forgot one thing. I HAVE NO BRAIN!”

Brainkuza’s brain explodes from this use of brainpower. Guma brainily nabs the pizza.

Superjohn sneaks up on Gums backstabs him, then throws his body in a sack of hay.

John takes the pizza and walks down the street, whistling.

Edited by Superjohn on Dec 3rd 2020 at 8:02:01 AM

"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"

R3 notices the mess of s and edits and just teleports the pizza into his hand while reverting everything that happened in the last few posts so that this mess is cleaned up.

Brain Kuza is once again existent. And so he makes this gargantuan brain monster that. Walks all over everything and gives him the pizza.

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MP and PM rip the brain monster clean in half, implanting each of the hemispheres into their own brains.

MP and PM: It's big brain time!

Using brain power, they fry BrainKuza's mind with forbidden and cursed knowledge. Oh, and also telekinetically rip their whole body to pieces.

MP and PM split the pizza between each other, and teleport to The Moon to perform a cheese transmutation ritual to turn the entire Moon to cheese.

R3 uses a launch star to fly to the moon, then removes it after he goes through, leaving a note behind that says "Florien, don't try anything funny, Mario can breathe in space.", then sprays PM and MP in the face with FLUDD, making them drop the pizza, and R3 picks it up. He then flies to Pluto to eat the pizza.

Except getting exploded doesn't kill Mario. See Bob-Ombs, the deadliest enemy in Mario.

Edited by R3Ked on Dec 3rd 2020 at 8:45:31 AM

Only for a whole different bit of science the Florie/ans were not told to not use to kick in. The nil atmospheric pressure and low gravity of pluto cause the water in the FLUUD to boil and explode. R3K is shredded by twisted metal and glass shards, and Florien and Florian only had to wait nearby. They pick up the Pizza with proper space equipment.

Brain Kuza has been reduced to bones. And now, they’re evolving yet again! Brain Kiza is now...Bone Brain Kuza! BBK uses his Bone-Brain powers to pull Florien down to the surface. They turn into dust via re-entry. The pizza is immortal however, and BBK picks up the immortal pizza with his Bone Brain.

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Whatever's giving R3 his powers realizes that explosions don't kill Mario and time rewinds again to when FLUDD exploded, except R3 survives the blast being barely affected, while the universe itself issues a Cease and Desist to Florie/an preventing them to use Loophole Abuse to get the pizza or else a bunch of people who participate in this thread will probably be angry.

Edited by R3Ked on Dec 4th 2020 at 10:11:43 AM

BBK sneaks up behind R3 and hits him with a femur. He then takes the pizza, and hits R3 with a femur again for good measure.

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Wm, now no longer stuffed in an animatronic suit, takes a supersoaker full of Bone Hurting Juice and sprays said juice all over BBK. Much pain ensues.

Whilst BBK is battling said pain, Wm swipes the pizza.

Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Dec 3rd 2020 at 8:28:11 AM

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

"Oh no you don't" i say.

I pull out a bomb that looks exactly like a baseball. I then pull out my bat, threw the bomb in the air, looked closely at my target, and hit the bomb directly at Williams legs.

After the explosion that caused the horrible death of Williams legs (R.I.P will never forget), i picked up the pizza and looked around to see if anybody was around. Since it appears that nobody is in sight or planning to take my pizza away from me, i open my mouth about to eat the pizza.

look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?

Only for Tza to get impaled through their head by Superjohns spear. Superjohn picks up the pizza, and calls for a taxi.

"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"