the cake is an alternative fact
> finish sobbing to realize everything has gone black due to some primeval force.
> hope we brought flashlights
You wipe the tears from your eyes when you realize... Everything's gone dark! Could it be... Tezcatlipoca has risen again?
Oh wait, no, you just had your eyes closed.
>Weep for Bozo
Suddenly, you sense a new soul entering the area. His grief is immense, sending you over the edge yet again. You weep as the soul appears before you...
It's Bozo the Monster Clown, although somehow, his soul is still in the appearance of a duck. He places a ghostly wing on your shoulder.
"Thewe, thewe," he coos. "It'll be alwight. Come on. Let's go get some ice cweam."
What do you do?
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
AKMU
> alright, lil buddy, let's go get ice cream
> take him up on his offer
the cake is an alternative fact
> alright, lil buddy, let's go get ice cream
> take him up on his offer
You follow Bozo the Duck throughout the city of Valhalla as the millions of ghosts of the fallen trail behind you. Bozo shoos them away intermittently, but they just seem to keep coming. Eventually though, you come to a quaint little ice cream shop, which has managed to survive most of the carnage. There's no one inside, but Bozo breaks down the door with his ghost powers.
You take a seat as Bozo grabs a pair of cones for you both. He takes a seat opposite you.
"So," Bozo says. "I'm guessing you want infowmation again."
You nod, sniffling and wiping the tears away.
"Vewy well. But it's gonna cost ya."
What do you do?
(edited some things)
Edited by Afterwards on Sep 26th 2019 at 11:29:39 AM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
AKMU
> it's a trap
Lovely Legilimens
> Feed him more ice cream.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
>Offer Bozo information in exchange
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
i lived bitch
>Ask what's the price first.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
>Kill the leader of Tokyo
the cake is an alternative fact
> Feed him more ice cream.
You head back to the ice cream machine and get him another cone, offering it to the duck. He takes it, but then says,
"It's gonna take mowe than that to get me to talk, pig. My pwice has gone up."
> it's a trap
>Ask what's the price first.
"W-what's the pwice- I mean, price, then?" you ask tentatively. Gotta make sure what you're getting into before you just go waltzing into any traps.
The duck gives you a toothy smile. "That's what i wike to heaw."
He sighs. "My soul is weawy," he admits. "I've been hewe longew than most. It's time fow me to mwove on. But I need youw hewp fow that."
"What do you need me to do?"
The duck smiles again, shrugging. "It's simple, weally. All you need to do is....
>Kill the leader of Tokyo
"WH-WHAT?!" You exclaim.
"A deal's a deal, pig. I won't talk until he's dead."
You can feel yourself starting to sweat. To kill the leader of Tokyo Japan would be a huge ordeal. Even getting to him is nearly impossible, as the city is overrun with zombies.
No, you decide. You're not going on any long detours if you can help it. You're this close to retirement, and by the gods you're gonna get this case solved the quickest and easiest way possible.
>Offer Bozo information in exchange
"What if I tell you how to get to him? Then you can do it yourself, right? With your ghost powers?"
Bozo raises an eyebrow. "I'm wistening."
You offer him your ultimate secret: How to penetrate the impenetrable fortress of Tokyo Japan, and get to the leader's secret chambers. Who knew you would someday end up needing this information.
"Mmm, that is some tasty infowmation. Fwine, I'll tell you what I got."
Bozo leans in close.
"Listen, you heaw a lot of secwets out hewe as a ghost. People say things in the shadows they would nevew say in bwoad daylight. At midnight, they meet by the gwaveyard. That's all I will say."
Hmm, you think. "Alright, thank you. You've been a big help, Bozo."
Bozo the Duck nods. "Well, I'd bettew be off. Got a wowld leadew to kill."
With that, Bozo slowly fades away.... And with him, the ice cream shop fades too, leaving you in the middle of the desecrated remains of what used to be.
What do you do?
Edited by Afterwards on Sep 27th 2019 at 11:59:09 AM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
>Teleport out of there
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Lovely Legilimens
> Visit the graveyard.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Not Sherlock Holmes
>Eat a garlic loaf sadly.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
AKMU
> eww, no, don't eat garlic bread ever
Not Sherlock Holmes
>Dude, garlic bread is good
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Heya there! I'm West.
>Eat the garlic bread.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
> use your psychic abilities to summon Howard the Duck.
>Buy a gun for 8,300 yen
Heya there! I'm West.
>Buy a non-katana sword for 50 bucks.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
i lived bitch
>wait, doesn't katana stand for sword itself? so we're trying to buy a non-sword sword?
>decide to buy a western sword for 50 bucks.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
> just get a kukri
> Look for another case to solve
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Ruler of Everything
>Wake
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
Lovely Legilimens
> Summon the writer so that the next update will be a pagetopper.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
>Weep for Bozo