guess I'll die
Someone has left a box of assorted DVDs on your doorstep.
Edited by Spottedleaf on Sep 17th 2019 at 2:50:34 PM
Hehehe... Finally I can watch something
When you see your soulmate cheating
"Making screw-ups and mistakes was I ever really good at. Because everything I touch went to hell."
u focking wot m8
when you fall into a lava and die, losing all the stuff you have in your inventory in Minecraft
I worked 2 months to get that!
When you realize the mini-project of yours is going to take a lot to get done.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni MorrisonJust stay calm, this has happened before and you got through before.
When your song comes on in the club.
Dance Off,Bro!
When your cat rips up all of your toilet paper and makes a mess. "I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
Bad kitty! No fish for dessert!
When you are just Single Woman Seeks Good Man ing the thing but Mr Sexy Vampire is just being himself there.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrisonbump
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrisonbump
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrisonbumping with new statement:
You just stub your toe!
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
WAAAAAHHHHH
You are given two ropes and a lighter.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
I need to think on this
You are encountering a Serial Killer
"Making screw-ups and mistakes was I ever really good at. Because everything I touch went to hell."
...Welp.
You dropped the shampoo bottle.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Oh man not again.
When a 20somethings guy is hitting on you, a 13 yo in a 20 year old’s body.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
when your reading a fanfic that's about your otp
I got a boner :3
When you saw that circus is still relevant again despite this is the age of Internet
"Making screw-ups and mistakes was I ever really good at. Because everything I touch went to hell."
Did someone say circus?
I'm a part-time assassin, but I'd be happy to offer my services.
When you forget to write a statement for the next poster in the game.
Oh noes!
When a witch knocks you out and steals your dog.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
When you meet your self from 2009.
When you hearing the Beatles song
Edited by ElfenLiedFan90 on Oct 10th 2019 at 8:11:02 AM
"Making screw-ups and mistakes was I ever really good at. Because everything I touch went to hell."
Alright! Working Montage!
When you find that one of your favorite foods in the fridge has expired on the day you were planning to eat it.
Shit.
When you just don’t know what to do.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Because I'm a lazy bum.
When you're try to search for some inspiration for your story
"Making screw-ups and mistakes was I ever really good at. Because everything I touch went to hell."
Yes Aunt May I have no idea what to write about.
When you are just happily eating.
Fionn Mac Cumhaill from Celtic Mythology?
Edited by JTTWlover on Oct 13th 2019 at 9:11:23 PM
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
"Fuck off"
When you stub your toe.