Sneeze of Doom: The Game

You sneeze, and a glob of snot comes out in the shape of a unicorn. My quest is as complete as it's going to get.

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I am whetstone sharpening my kitchen knives. (yeah, this'll end well)

"Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC

Duplicate post, ignore

Edited by ginsengaddict on May 20th 2020 at 11:18:45 PM

"Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC

(I don't want to go with the obvious, so...) Somehow you manage to keep a safe hold of the knife when you sneeze, but you lose your grip on the whetstone. It goes flying and clonks your cat on the noggin. That Poor Cat yowls in pain and outrage, and leaps up to the counter to claw your face in retaliation, knocking over and breaking open a jar of tomato sauce along the way. You grab the cat's scruff in your free hand, forgetting you have a knife in your other hand... and that's when the Blinding Camera Flash goes off. Good luck convincing everyone who sees that picture that it's Not What It Looks Like.

The next poster is the vet who's trying to diagnose and treat ginsengaddict's cat's injuries.

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Aug 3rd 2020 at 7:57:01 AM

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

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If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

I end up severely infecting said cat with my sneeze, and Ginseng sues me for it.

TNP is clothes shopping.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

I have a sudden attack of sneezes. I sneeze on someone near me and they attack me. I’m knocked towards the clothes, which I also sneeze on, and I keep sneezing on everybody and everything near me. Everybody who later goes to the store is infected by terrible germs, and the attack leaves me in an emergency room. I’m sued by all the people I infected and my doctors end up taking me off of life support.

TNP is attending a family member’s funeral.

My sneeze knocks over their urn, spilling the ashes.

The next poster is petting a Big Friendly Dog.

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

My sneeze scares away the dog

TNP is falling asleep.

Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness

The Thing Under Your Bed sneezes and gives you a fatal heart attack from the shock.

You are playing GET THAT PIZZA!

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!

I plan to ambush the pizza carrier, who is alerted to my hiding place when I sneeze. So Much for Stealth.

The next poster is riding a dinosaur.

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

The dinosaur sneezes and the force of the movement sends me flying at mach speed right into a very pointy rock.

I am trying to do my grocery shopping during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster

You sneeze, and while you don't have the virus, you're still flamethrowered by a guy in a hazmat suit.

You are playing golf.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!

The breeze from my sneeze moves the ball and I get a penalty for moving it without the golf club.

The next poster is trying to swat a

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

I Sneeze causing me to fall into my mirror, and breaking some bones.

You Controlling DIO have stopped time and is trying to kill Kakyoin Noraki.

Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.

You just caught an allergy thanks to your dusty place and your lazy ass not wanting to clean. Thanks to your sudden sneezing chain, the time stop runs out and the AI goes with Emerald Splash, depleting your HP to zero.

You are the Big Bad with the objective of taking over the world.

The Power of Friendship™

You hiccup in front of your minions, becoming a laughing stock and they abandon you, and alas you give up your dreams of world domination.

You are performing heart surgery.

Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Jan 26th 2021 at 4:25:06 AM

You sneeze and trip your tool, ripping across the entire heart. If you want that person alive, you just made that harder.

You're eating a pizza under 6 feet of water.

Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure

You catch the hiccups mid-bite, causing your snorkel gear to fly off as you choke uncontrollably.

After failing to find a public toilet, you sneak off into the woods for a peaceful pee behind a bush, hoping nobody will see/hear you.

Edited by Taurus-the-Tinker-Bull on Mar 18th 2021 at 10:53:20 AM

You sneeze, which attracts a hungry bear and now it comes after you and you run away pissing yourself.

I am ice-skating.

You sneeze, causing you to fall over. Since you weren't wearing the skates tightly enough, one of them falls off, flies though the air, and lands on your neck, slicing it with its blade.

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I am going down a water slide.

Edited by jandn2014 on Apr 19th 2021 at 5:40:19 AM

back lol

realest bump.

The force of the sneeze is so strong it knocks your head against the slide, knocking you unconscious. You fall into the pool naturally, but you drown, unable to save yourself.

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You’re on an airplane sitting next to a mother and her crying baby.

For a guy nicknamed Blondie, he is not the tiniest bit blond!

I cough because a cookie went down the wrong way, but the mother thinks I'm sick and gives me the Death Glare.

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I'm painting a painting.

For every low there is a high.

You sneeze so hard the canvas, the building you're in, and everything in a 25 mile radius explodes.

I am playing hide and seek.