Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

More "No One Knows" events (10):

• (Player1) knocks (Player2) unconscious and runs off with (him/her2) to avoid getting caught by (Player3).
• (Player1) asks (Player2) why the latter wants to help (him/her1) rescue (Player3). (Player2) says, "To save someone doesn't require a reason."
• (Player1) tries using (his/her1) fire powers to cook, but ends up burning all the ingredients.
• (Player1) enters a burning building to rescue (Player2) and calls out (his/her2) name. (Player2) says, "Stop shouting, you idiot, come save me!"
• (Player1) asks (Player2) "Have you ever died?" (Player2) says no. (Player1) says, "Would you like to try it now?" before fatally stabbing (him/her2). ^note This isn't what actually happens, Whisky stabs himself after saying this to Haggis to show that he can't feel pain. Not writing it out because, one, it'd be too long. Two, it's funnier this way lmao.
• (Player1) sees the ghost of the last fallen tribute calling for help. (Player1) says "Dead people should act like dead people" and the illusion fades.
• (Player1) tries calling a cat to (him/her1), but it instead runs to (Player2) and clings on (him/her2).
• (Player1) stands on (Player2)'s shoulders to reach (Player3)'s window. (Player2) says "hurry up", only for (Player3) to reply "hurry up with what?"
• (Player1) asks "If you ever lost a loved one, wouldn't do whatever you can to bring them back?" (Player2) says that it's not worth the consequences.
• (Player1) asks to have a closer look at (Player2)'s necklace, only to run off the instant (he/she1) has it in hand.

Edited by BlackFaithStar on Aug 28th 2022 at 3:19:17 AM

Event suggestions have been closed.

Sorry for the double post, but Map and Jake have set up the Clean Save for Matt. Also, since ~Gamer Luna 2022 didn't respond to our suggested revision for the Home Run Challenge event, we went ahead with it, anyway. We hope that's alright with you.

EDIT: And Matt has sent the save to Bale!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 28th 2022 at 3:25:50 AM

It’s perfectly fine by me.

Oh hey 10 more pages till the 1k mark! I'm pretty sure both this season and the next one will help make the thread reach the goal, which is pretty fitting since this thread's anniversary is coming up.

皆さん、おやすみなさい. At last we begin the season!

• The Cast◊ (Backup◊)

• The Bloodsh-erm... Bloodbath◊ (Backup◊)
  • Chrom turns out to have been dissasembled before the season started, good for him that the friendly Philippines Eagle is eager to help rebuild him.

  • The Devil gets a very uncomfortable makeover thanks to Chibi-Robo.

  • Marth decides that if there's no lasting consequences to the games then he can kill as he needs to in order to escape and tries taking out Rust, only to take out Gorillaz with a large poisoned dart instead.

  • Justin tries to take a bite out of the New York Pizza, but that Pizza cannot be outpizza'd and delivers retribution for its fallen brethen by reducing Justin's head to nothing but paste.

  • Dr. Livesey is alive and has been for 3 seconds. Maybe he forgot he was already livin

  • OT!Kung Jin misinputs the items cheat code and explodes for his troubles.

  • Demoman is not doing any dominating today, for his own game was dominated by Lizzie who is an avid cup shuffle champion.

  • Spectre notices that Kira fears suffering a fate worse than death or even a horrible death and gives him emotional support that might be misguided.

  • Liu Bei, realizing that Tigger had undergone instant Adaptational Villainy, terminates the tiger without mercy.

  • Rantaro decides the President must die and ensure that happens.

  • Thievul steals some goggles that have foresight abilities.

  • The BK Club is fucking angry, what will you do about that?

  • Doof gets up to some shenanigans. He's bready for trouble.

  • Ophillia corrupts Lucina into becoming a serial killer. Oh the tragedy.

  • Neon Bubbles goes overkill on that Podium.

  • K might have good news for the other tributes: they are living forever... Wait, that's wrong they are not, in fact, living forever.

  • The Hobbits give emotional support to Ellen.

  • The Cornucopia avoids being blown up by King Bob-Omb.

  • Professor Helper calculates that the spaghetti is fitting for Cornucopia.

• The First Day◊ (Backup◊)
  • Akiko says the world is quiet, Twelve didn't realize this was all a tragedy.

  • Demon Trooper decides to give Rust a bit of a hairy makeover.

  • Doof aims his bow at Bubbles, but she dances out of the way.

  • The fossil of Metailurus sponsors this game wholeheartedly

  • Splodyhead is now a poopyhead. He knocks Helper and the BK Club outta the way to the port-a-potty.

  • Marth goes insane and mutilates himself so his painting with a missing ear can match the real deal.

  • Kabbu devours a spicy meat-a-grenade from Kira, what a nice guy that Kira.

  • K is not O-K as we find out explosive cueballs do not make up for good advice givers.

  • Ronald decides that a lucky helmet means he can be a ick to everyone else for it.

  • Demoman finds an explosive kindred soul in King Bob-Omb and does an evil pose with him.

  • Fredbear uses his wealth and influence to get Cu Chulainn's school back up in one piece.

  • Agent Shmuck decides to get toonier than Dr. Livesley and pops his eyes out to scare him.

  • Kyon-Kyon is now a true PC gamergirl.

  • Human!Meta Knight reveals he is nothing but a mere data clone with some of the real Meta Knight's genetic material inside after losing to Misaka in a fight.

  • Liu Bei and the Devil go out to a restaurant to eat for the day.

  • Lucina's birthday? That's off by 4 months. But I do hope she wins lmao

  • The Hobbits find a more valuable artifact than the Goblin Cleaver or the One Ring.

  • Chrom aids Thievul in her thievery by stealing art from Lizzie's vast gallery.

  • Baelz is a Paper Mario fan but do not tell anyone else.

  • Salty Tofu lies online, how shameless of he to pretend he can float and fly and stuff.

  • Spectre finds a nice weapon to add to his arsenal.

  • Rantaro is dead. Not big surprise.

• Fallen Tributes 1◊: Gorillaz, Justin, OT!Kung Jin, Tigger, K, Rantaro (Backup◊)

Rust is bald

Lucina wants to KILL and WIN because it's her BIRTHDAY and she DESERVES IT. I'm glad she's decided on her goals so early on. Just please don't be an idiot about it.

Ooh, while in character fot Thievel, I doubt that Lizzie won't like that artwork being stolen. Off with her and Chrom's head!

That was a lot fewer deaths than I was expecting when I was reading through the update.

You know something's bad when Yukiko doesn't laugh.

Edited by JankyKong on Aug 27th 2022 at 10:20:17 AM

Why are you so embarrassed about being a Paper Mario fan, Baelz?

Yeah Paper Mario is pretty good.

Marth got First Blood and his descendant looking to get some kills of her own, very interesting start.

Mikoto just defeated Meta Knight and revealed his nature. You're doing well Mikoto!

Tigger
Hoo hoo hoo... you got me.

Liu Bei
Those who stand in the way of virtue shall fail!

Liu Bei has defeated Tigger!

Demoman is canonically drunk this whole time. If he does anything it is while he is drunk. That includes getting kills.

Alas, poor Tigger. We always knew ye.

Neon be like "Mmmmmm yes delicis podium"

Oh wow, not only both my tributes survived, but the New York Style Pizza even got a kill... Also apparently prehistoric animals have credit cards

Happy 4/20, everyone!

Here's update number dos.

• Battle Music

• Night 1◊ (Backup◊)
  • The Pizza and Marth decide to celebrate Misaka's birthday but wind up in some shenanigans beforehand.

  • The Hobbits find out that the Philippines Eagle and King Bob-Omb are sworn nemesis with hate mail directed at each other.

  • Kabbu throws a hell of a party and invites Shmuck, Sploody, Koops and Helper to it.

  • Chrom and Chibi-Robo imitate a much cursed meme but luckily it seems these two are not lovebirds.

  • Demoman is Buried Alive by mistake courtesy of a grieving Lizzie, he was not dead at first but now he truly is.

  • Cu Chulainn takes out Liu Bei to remove competition but is told that it isn't a big deal or anything worth writing home about.

  • Lucina judges Rust and Ophilia and finds out that Ophilia is far less noble than she thought as Rust outdoes her in the goodness.

  • Dr. Livesey gets up to some lively mischief that goes into the depths of selfish banana hill.

  • Meta Knight cheers up Kira by force, with a happy stick.

  • Spectre digs Ronald and Thievul into a pair of holes created by his sheer anger. They both break out.

  • Twelve is so disgusted by the Devil that he can't help but shower after a single hug.

  • Fredbear's meme license has been revoked. His memeing days are over.

  • The BK Club isn't one for sharing their burgers, Ellen tries to use the morality lessons to sway them but it doesn't works.

  • Bubbles falls victim to gacha addiction and wastes money.

  • Katamari!Meito thinks it's a good idea to do stupid things with a pencil, Demonic Trooper and Salty Tofu go down with them.

  • Doofenshmirtz can't build his Forget-Spoilers-Inator so he just brain bleaches.

  • Metailurus' special ability is revealed to be Unaware.

• 2nd Day◊ (Backup◊)
  • BRD-01 is blown up by Sploody driving a clown car.

  • Fredbear ends so frustrated over his memeing rights being taken away that he lashes out at Marth and calls him things he isn't.

  • Lizzie knocks Helper into the arena forcefield recreation from a snowglobe of the HGS

  • With barely any deeds to his name, Dr. Livesey decides that he's God and all others are just mortals.

  • Tired of his braggart behavior and seeing him as a threat, Yukiko snipes Cu Chulainn from afar and reduces his head to a red cloud of blood, bone shards and organs.

  • Akiko makes some strange mixing.

  • The BK Club is baffled by whatever Chibi-Robo is trying to pull off with them pulling its finger.

  • Rust gets mad at his roomba failing to clean the corners.

  • Doof creates a sort-of-inator in a fake Cornucopia that he uses to take out Baelz by detonating it.

  • Lucina opts to try and Loophole Abuse the rules of wish-granting with genies.

  • Neon Bubbles has aged poor Katniss to death.

  • Shiny Thievul decides to dispose of three tributes, with Kabbu, Ronald and Twelve being her icy victims.

  • The Devil gives himself an Atrocious Alias when the Hobbits ask him.

  • Horrified by discovering death through the fall of Twelve, Human!Meta Knight takes his own life upon realizing he is just a disposable data clone.

  • Philippine Eagle receives a glass case with the Metailurus fossil inside.

  • Chrom proves once again that he'd be dead without Robin. No, seriously, he died when he fell off after using a hammer as if that was going to work.

  • Ophilia and Koops discuse what they'll do when the season's over. Ophilia has greater ambitions while Koops just wants to go back and relax.

  • The Pizza won't be turning in any more homework after an unfortunate plane incident.

  • And Ellen is just chilling.

• Fallen Tributes 2◊ (Backup◊): Demoman, Liu Bei, Katamari!Meito, Demonic Trooper, Salty Tofu, Agent Superball, BRD-01 Spectre, Cu Chulainn, Baelz Halkos, Kabbu, Ronald McDonald, Twelve, Meta Knight, Chrom.

Oh no, meta knight...

~This the Fredbear shown in the pic is the Real Fredbear from Dayshift at Freddy's right? Even says so in the filename◊.

So Kabbu sang this.

Out in the bloodbath. Dangit.