Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Bloodbath:

"Ugh, why am I in this game? Who are those weird animal people? And what is that apple? I must get away from them."

Day 1:

"Huh, what's this building?" (Enters)

"Oh, this is a mirror maze? Wow, I've never been in one before. And... where's the exit?

(After some time and worried thoughts, Billy eventually gets out)

(Note: I'm unable to come up with any lines that would suit Reimu)

Bye-bye, me.

"Hey Zan good luc...

(Zan using her First Impression)

Wh.. What are you doing!! *drop dead*

Sorry. I thought you were a male.

Edited by Justkong033 on Jan 22nd 2022 at 11:26:39 PM

Great, already made a kill

I'm not a he, but woah, I made the first kill?

Second update. Move on to the seats on the top row for better viewing experience.

• Battle Music

• The First Night◊ (Backup◊)
  • Billy's ruthless attacks get ruthlesser after MemeMan gets his questions wrong.

  • Cassie defeats a Jacked-In-The-Box opponent after an arduous fight.

  • Marie Antoinette: The Musical. It'll blow your mind

  • Digging sideways is the way to go on basebuilding, I say I say.

  • MG reveals he's been holding back his true potential all along.

  • Starfall thought that day Stupid Sexy Zanreo and thus came the end of our purple-haired friend.

  • Hype is not good at counting Snow deaths.

  • Mysky has a sad hopeful delusion.

  • Matthew has some serious infractions to pay for his settlements in the Arena.

  • Bluthorn decides that more killing is needed as he vaporizes Argo, White and Apple with the Laser Cannon of Ultra-Death.

  • What a clueless guy!

  • Dark Power smokes the wrong stuff and dies for it.

  • Power Stroke now gives drinkable gifts, glub glub glub.

  • Psyche's trickery gives way to thinking about orange kangaroos in Denmark.

  • No taking pictures of Dark Ichi this season I guess?

  • Spammelle hunts for the cheapest of thrills in life.

  • Guess Cutegirl's out to conquer some systems for her new rule.

  • Tempest worries that Riley might make TIM's luck unlucky.

  • R3 reminisces about dumb stuff along with Jevoyfriend.

  • Snow.Exe reaches peak err, what?

  • Burger King thinks the above is grounds for a friendship, though it isn't.

  • Hazemaster learns not to pirate stuff.

• The Second Day◊ (Backup◊)
  • Molly's ready for the shippening.

  • Bluethorn cuts off some feet for a footrest, but luckily everyone involved in the making of that furniture is still alive the victims are Spammelle, Guy, Jevoyfriend and the real Bluthorn.

  • If I was a bad Vengeful Bale I wouldn't be winnin' dem Gourmet Races now would I?

  • Burger King brags that he owns a pet skyscraper.

  • Bullseye asks for some unusual help in killing but is rejected by his own nominator.

  • Power buys stuff at the mall, that's right she's buying stuff!

  • President Snow teaches Ichigo the value of reading books, Ichigo just said "Fork all that"

  • An attempt to recreate FMA by Price and MemeMan goes predictably bad.

  • Mysky eats a tempestly shaped meal.

  • Matthew goes jellyfishing but is almost eaten by a pterosaur there.

  • Psyche dumps some real good garbage on GBC on a waterfall.

  • Ozzy hallucinates four random tributes.

  • Shadowmaster is officially an SCP.

  • Foxy enjoys an initially unwanted pet.

  • MG shows he means business with some species extinction event.

  • Billy gets blown up real good by Evil Ichi.

  • Map vs. Starfall, battle of the century... Until the arrows ran out.

  • IT'S REIMU HAKUREI, DESU

  • Marie Antoinette reveals her unusual and powerful invention.

  • Don't kick mailboxes, Cutegirl, it will end badly for you only.

  • Try, try all you might.

• Fallen Tributes 2◊ (Backup◊): Zanreo, Argo, The White Wolf, Mysterious Floating Apple, Dark Power Stroke, TTS!Billy.

I knew I would die early again

Night 1: Heehee! That was fun! Maybe I should prank more tropers...

Day 2: Oopsie-whoopsie! Sorry, GCB, I totally didn't mean to do that!

Night 1: "Oh! Uh.." Time traveling noises "There!"

Day 2: Molly packs up her stuff and leaves base. Why? It's time. For the shippening.

Night 1:

"Hoo boy. That was way too close."

   "Delet this." -aims wrist laser cannon-   

Day 2:

"I already liked reading, so... thanks for the books, I guess, Evil Santa."

   "Not to put too fine a point on things, but yeet!"   

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Jan 22nd 2022 at 9:24:18 AM

At least I survived my dinosaur attack

Bloodbath:

   (impales the Cornucopia's weak spot with her horn, making it crumble, then glares at Light Ichi) If I can't get to 'your' Power, then I'll target you instead!   

Hey, come back here! (tries a summoning spell, but since she didn't master this one, she only manages to pull Light Ichi back to her for the Snowclone's speech)

Day 1:

Well, that was a boring speech... (plays a game with a controller that's designed for hooves, but TIM's Luck deletes her save) Hey! You here to cast bad luck on me or what?

   Why are you here? You're not even a nominator! (her pitch is higher than 20kHz, so Bullseye can't hear her rant at all)   

Night 1:

   That Light Me... she got away... but at least I found these gummies that look like... weed?! They're just spicy grass, aren't they? (gorges on them and gets super high from them, but chokes on one) EH-H-H-H....   

Hey Scips... Shadowmaster? I didn't know Haze had a Dark counterpart until now! (she finds a small kitchen and makes some hot cocoa for them) To 'celebrate' our new challenger... (toasts them before drinking her cup)

Day 2:

I hope Light Ichi likes this one!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 23rd 2022 at 3:06:03 AM

Third update, now to sleep.

• Battle Music

• The Second Night◊ (Backup◊)
  • So there was I and Ozbourne, oh what a lovely day for dismemberment it was; Bluethorn you won't mind us doing some experiments with your dead body would you? Time to prove if we can fit a whole body in parts inside a suitcase and bury it deep!

  • Riley discovers the dangers of time-travelling recklessly and thus returns things back to normal before anything really bad happens.

  • Cutegirl really should've thought up her burger business better as Molly wonders what the heck the meat's made out of.

  • Reimu finds Star Dream and attempts to employ its amazing abilities to get herself out of the arena. But sadly she forgot the assimilation catch that comes with the mechanical abomination's power and is gone.

  • Burger King gets voted off the group made up of Power, TIM Luck, MG and Spammelle.

  • Mysky joins a group chat of Dark Ichi, Shadowhaze and TM Ozzy to discuss a few topics of interest.

  • Tonight they die young, Cassie, die young on fire

  • Starfall finds out Marie is a fan of strange works but doesn't judges her for it, they're clueless.

  • LJN rainbows STINK

  • What song style is it now and what song is remixed?

  • Damn you, faint praise... Ichi won't get it, Matt

  • Eye-Pseudocicle has been killed over and over again by Cap'n Price, all that can be done is sadly nodding.

  • Bullseye reveals he got transformed partly into a vampire by their bite to GCB.

• The Third Day◊ (Backup◊)
  • Map's got a seven foot frame and Molly slander along his back.

  • Spamelle wants to be a champion and nothing like a loser, but will she realize her Kromer is as terrible as NFTs?

  • Mysky discovers that I, Pseudoscips, Tempest, MemeMan and Burger King are invading his camp as a group looking for strange objects. But we bail out when called out quickly.

  • More remixing ensues, this time Pseudocicle remixes Clueless' theme.

  • Jevoyfriend's mom is a suitcase now!

  • Cassie becomes the most popular tribute of these Troper Games.

  • GCB tries to enter Ichi's school... But is rejected

  • Bullseye swears in English, but the swear is a fairly obscure one that MG does not get at all.

  • Hype thinks that TIM's mother luck was just as good as her son's as he talks to the metaphysical concept of luck.

  • HGS: ASAS The Abridged Series. Now with 100% more swearing. Presented by President Snow.

  • HGSASASitis? It's more likely than you think, Cutegirl!

  • Psyche is taken over by her evil split-personality and is now alter-Psyche.

  • Riley chases Kendra outta her camp with a chainsaw, knowing she could be a victim of her in this bloody climate.

  • Shadowmaster creates an OC... Which he hates and kills off just as soon as he makes it.

  • Tropers start selling their own cereals, what a sellout that R3! Marie saw it with her own eyes so it's not my word alone.

  • Bluthorn can't even go an hour without resorting to extreme measures for susteinance in jail.

  • Foxy tries to remind Haze of their first meeting, but Haze does not remember and causes Foxy to break down as he believes their friendship won't be resparked.

• Fallen Tributes 3◊ (Backup◊): Bluethorn, Reimu Hakurei.

Edited by VengefulBale on Jan 23rd 2022 at 11:04:06 AM

Oof, I'm out entirely

Night 2: TIM's Luck... we meet again, and why are these people in our group? Let's hold a vote on who should leave us! (yeets out Burger King, for she hates burgers)

Day 3: An abridged version of my adventures, at least? I'd watch that!

Also, we sincerely apologize for letting that Split Personality event slide. We'll Hand Wave that as an alt of Psyche physically manifesting herself out of nowhere and attacking her and permaban, or at least Troper Games-blacklist that event after this.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 24th 2022 at 4:07:34 AM

Bloodbath: "It's MY food!! Fuck off!!"

Day 1: "l'll decapitate you later but you know what they say, queeny... Vive la reine." Destroys her computer

Night 1: "Hmm... Fine your stupid pony, you get to live another night. Now gimme that chocolate gift."

Day 2: "ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME??? LET ME IIIIIIIINN!!"

Night 2: "That's stupid human has quite the theme song... Let's change a few things..."

Day 3: Shows "his" butt to Myskywarm and cackles madly

Side note, but of course Snow would make an Abridged version of ASAS

Night 2: *literally gives R3 two cents* That's just my two cents on the matter.

Day 3: *an alt of Psyche physically appears beside her and attacks her* What the– where did you come from!? What's going on here!?^note deviated from the event for reasons mentioned in 9k1's post above

Bloodbath: "Don't mind me, I'm just leaving..."

Day 1: "No phones today? Alright, then."

Night 1: "Alright, fair, it is a dumb idea that'll get a lot of people killed... you should still totally try it, though."

Day 2: "Oi! Watch where you're dumping that, Psyche!"

Night 2: "Cool! On an unrelated note, I'm gonna go look for garlic."

Day 3: "What, am I too much of a bird-brain to teach here?"

Night 1:

"Oh dear, you don't know what legal terror awaits you."

Day 2:

"Dang it, I knew I forgot something back at the cornucopia."

Night 2:

"Whoa, this blazer looks really cool, maybe I'll just borrow it."

Day 3:

"What's that frown for, do I have something on my back?"

Edited by Psychedelicate on Jan 23rd 2022 at 10:27:04 PM

Night 2:

"O...kay? I feel like you coulda just said ya don't like me."

   "Another Dark Nominator? Y'all are just crawlin' outta the woodwork."   

Day 3:

"Sorry, we're not taking applications right now."

   "The fork's with all this source material-related stuff? Did I miss a memo or something?"   

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Jan 23rd 2022 at 7:50:59 AM

Night 2: "Hey uh...What's this burger made out of?"

Day 3: "...i can see you, you know."

what would clueless guy's theme even be

Dark Power died such a ridiculous death... XD

No offense, 9001.

Fourth Update. Bring forth the news!

• Battle Music

• The Third Night◊ (Backup◊)
  • Wanna know what's not cool? Dying! Shit, me and Spamelle died FFS. Screw ye Molly's Lv. 3 Sentry.

  • Riley flies away with some good old fashioned Toon Physics.

  • With a trusty gun Jevoyfriend slaughters Power, Clueless and Snow after betraying them.

  • TM Ozzy graduates in meme weaponry studies successfully in Zan's school.

  • Matthew bothers Dark Ichi by skipping around in the grass.

  • Burger King memifies Cutegirl's recent developments.

  • Bullseye has had some marriage bullshit to deal with.

  • Shadowmaster is a whiny baby as Map finds out with a tantrum.

  • Mysky captures and brutally kills a stray Foxy and R3 while giving a terrifying and sadistic last moment.

  • Haze knows the rules and so does GCB!

  • Price declares an ominously nonsensical threat to Pseudocicle.

  • TIM's Luck crosses the Squid Game's path but sacrifices Psyche, Hype and Ichi to pass through letting them all fall to their deaths.

  • Tempest cause a massive revolution by steelizing the chairs.

  • Cassie gets a clown princess to kiss.

• The Fourth Day◊ (Backup◊)
  • Marie Antoinette said "OFF WITH MOLLY'S HEAD" and so it was.

  • As Pseudoscips explains his tragic backstory, Mysky tells him to cut it to an understandable short version.

  • Bluethorn fails to follow the standards of hygiene set by the nations.

  • Map makes a strange strange dish of snails and warts.

  • TM Ozzy beheads GCB for some practical applications.

  • Shadowmaster proves that he's willing to sell others to Tempest, but the System rejects his offer: MemeMan, because they can't stand him.

  • TIM Luck tries to continue its rampage, but fails and gets wrecking balld'd.

  • Burger King tells in his dying moments to Price what's happening to him, but Price mocks him for it.

  • Jevoyfriend insults Matthew's mug but Matthew is flattered.

  • MG details his origin story to Bullseye.

  • Dark Ichi discovers strange hobbies and skills.

  • Starfall comes down with some nasty headaches.

• Fallen Tributes 4◊ (Backup◊): Bale, Spamelle, Clueless Guy, Power Stroke, President Snow, Foxy, R3Ked, Psyche, HypeKitty1, IchigoMontoya, Molly Blyndeff, GoldenCityBird, ThatIdiotMan's Luck, Burger King.

Edited by VengefulBale on Jan 23rd 2022 at 11:19:06 AM