Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Holy crap, we have a lotta cannibalism-themed events. We got huge Hannibal Lecter fans here or something?

Yes, Ichi, all we wanna do is eat people. It's legal in Pennsylvania and Coahuila

@Dag: We already got the Flex Tape and Cake events. Also you're still writing (Player1) with spaces when it shouldn't have any, just remember that.

Edited by VengefulBale on Mar 18th 2021 at 3:52:51 AM

Here is one of the events I tried to add last time but failed...

"(Player1) found the source of the ticking noise! It's a pipe bomb! Yaaay- BOOM" (fatal)

Can't remember the rest, but here's another.

"(Player1) challenges (Player2) to a rap battle without words. (Player1) wins."

Alternatively...

"(Player1) challenges (Player2) to a rap battle without words. (Player2) wins."

The reason I was rejected last time was that the game started without my knowledge. But, I understand.

Edited by R3Ked on Mar 19th 2021 at 1:40:52 AM

Again, any host/runner? And Dag, we also already have the "hair is a bird" event.

The first one wasn't added because we already have that event. Specifically: (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) wonder what that mysterious ticking noise is. (Player3) finds a pipe bomb planted by (Player4), which explodes.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 19th 2021 at 4:40:43 PM

I can try to run in case no one wants to, though I prefer to be a backup one.

Hosting sounds complicated, and something I can mess up easily, so I'm going to not host.

ok cool

Edited by R3Ked on Mar 19th 2021 at 5:44:53 AM

Don't worry, Bale will host.

Edited by Psychedelicate on Mar 19th 2021 at 10:07:43 PM

I like how the rolling pin beating events (from which i derived my "Crocodile Pastry" events from) is labeled "Tribute Pastry".

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Mar 20th 2021 at 4:35:19 AM

• (Player1) holds a $19 Fortnite card giveaway. (Player2) wins it.

• (Player1) holds a $19 Fortnite card giveaway. Nobody wins it.

Edited by Risdio51 on Mar 20th 2021 at 4:49:23 AM

Variant of

(Player1) holds a $19 Fortnite card giveaway. It is stopped due to (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4)'s trolling.

Edited by R3Ked on Mar 20th 2021 at 3:09:34 AM

I've added the events to the save while Scipion will cut the blacklisted events and add the tributes.

My bets are on Argo winning. I bet 100 TropeCoins (conversion rate: 34598439583495839453498593458394839456454567456754764576546768765543396395867385476475863945864587 trope coins to one Zimbabwe dollar)

Edited by R3Ked on Mar 21st 2021 at 2:28:39 AM

Scips has sent the save to Bale!

Sorry for the delays and taking a while, but here it is. The moment we've all waited for, the Nom Games!

• Intro Music

• Reintroducing our All-Star Cast and then some◊ (Backup◊)

• Battle Music

• And we begin with a Bloodbath◊ (Backup◊)
  • As many Nominators and others flee from the Cornucopia, TM Ozzy gets a hold of a powerful anti-matter rifle, hoping to snipe some bitches with it. Giovanni takes his time to meditate, hoping to gain appropiate knowledge and peace of mind to survive the incoming slaughters.

  • Other tributes begin to present themselves, with Det. GC letting out a cold, creepy smile smeared with blood as means of showing off his threat to the others. BDoe does a classic introduction of his name and how much business he might mean. And Kaf is here introducing his deadly death cult of the dead that kills people to death to ensure they're not alive anymore. Risdio arrives and bids himself farewell as a paradox between the 4th wall and fiction occurs. Plasmaman introduces himself in a heroic fashion with flashiness. Fake Mr. Star claims he's an angelic entity from Heaven.

  • Scipion takes his chance to challenge Kerr Avon to a game of cup shuffle, which Avon wins without issue. Dag and Luigi 64 fight one another with Good Old Fisticuffs, but end up tied and unharmed with rapid fire punches. Eye-Sicle resuscitates Artsy Geek from a heart attack. Arcturus finds out that he's got to kill as much as possible or else bad things will happen.

  • Zanreo draws first blood as she backstabs an unlucky TIM Luck as soon as the game begins.

  • Ichigo doesn't gets any shared Xbox consoles as Elliot runs away.

  • Barnaby tries to return to his waiting room but ends up killed for it with a cannon.

  • Psyche celebrates the Season in her Podium for no reason, while 6K1 and Dark Ichi are confused.

• The First Day (Backup◊)
  • Ichi insults Persephone and Giratina in Scipion's face, as well as Scipion himself. Meanwhile Saint 14 decides he's Holier Than Thou and he'll go to Heaven for being good. Luigi 64 finds out Arcturus and Route are stuck in a sticky situation and is unable to get them unstuck.

  • Clonebre searches for some fanart of himself and finds one depicting him as a God-Emperor, which he approves of. Eye-Sicle is struck by impractical problems forcing him to take equally impractical solutions without tormatoes. Zanreo laments that life is short and gets all wet all the time.

  • Haze finds a radio and plays some classic Bee Gee's music for Chey, she thanks him as both decide to dance for a while in the peaceful day. Lord Bri'ish assaults Psyche, but the good Nom is ready for him as she pepper sprays his face, forcing him to get something to ease the pain. Dark Ichi tries to apply to a Nom School to be a teacher but ends rejected for being untrustworthy.

  • Fake MS says that he loves Kerr 3000, confusing the latter on all fronts. MemeMan completes the impossible and successfully opens a milk carton. Giovanni outdoes Plasma at whatever Plasma does.

  • Billy and Bale discuss some stuff about tap water, Billy thinks that they should not drink it at all while Bale does, however Vanessa defends Bale's point by stating that she's been drinking tap water since the start without any harm or negative effects. Scorbunny Cac does think this is a good thing to do.

  • Dag heals their injuries with some magic spells and casts. Elliott decides to reenact Shakespeare in the most show-offy way he can think of, of course it's a non-lethal beheading, because everyone does that these days. GC decides to do something evil and shapeshifts into BDoe's form to ruin his life outside the games.

  • Unfortunately, Blue gets torn apart by a crazy fan who snuck into the Arena to experience the games all on their own.

  • Risdio watches horrified as all the other tributes fall victim to the malevolent Banana Peel of Doom. Kafka is confronted by 6K1 about his evil cult and the two fight, with Kafka lowering 6K1's defense with a strange attack, forcing her to retreat.

• The First Fallen (Backup◊): ThatIdiotMan Luck, Barnaby, Bluethorn

For such a potentially great Arc Villain, Dark Ichi wasn't qualified enough for Bale's Villain School.

Bloodbath: (shakes her head) Psyche... it's just the start of the season and you know it!

Day 1: Hey Kaf, is something wrong with your belly? Lemme punch that thing outta you! (punches him with her Exoskeleton, only for TM Ozzy to come flying at her) OOF!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 23rd 2021 at 2:38:33 AM

Wow.

Well, it's certainly an... interesting start for TM Ozzy.

Bloodbath:

"The console does allow for more than one controller, so if you don't mind co-op, we could- Hey, get back here with that Xbox, ya damn cat!"

   "Little early for you to be celebrating, Psyche. Least you didn't go tempting the fickle mistress we call fate."   

Day 1:

"Lemme see... a psychotic dick like you deserves only the best Monty Python-based insult ever written."

   "Your loss, bro."   

I literally pulled Markiplier's Running Gag of "Thanks, me. You're welcome, me."

Oh hey, Giovanni Potage is running? I'm switching my bet to him, with Argo as a backup in case he dies.

MY GOSH!!!! THAT'S SOME SICK FANART MAN!

[agape]

Edited by SomeLibre on Mar 22nd 2021 at 5:56:34 PM

Bloodbath: ...what? I'm just celebrating surviving the Bloodbath!

Day 1: Piss off! You're lucky I'm not choosing to do anything worse to ya!

I’m male

Sorry for the delay, here's the second update for the day.

• Battle Music

• The First Night◊ (Backup◊)
  • Saint-14 continues his preachiness, telling Kerr that the latter needs some frickin' breath mints for his bad mouth aroma. Dag calls GC a bastard, but GC says that it is the actual truth as he was born out of wedlock and illegitimately. Arcturus turns all the coins scattered through the Arena with a special P block. Argo proves how much of a wimp they are because a simple scratch requires a full-body cast to be healed.

  • Furious at Ichi's words, Scipion attacks him at night while everything's dark with full killing intent. CAC!Scorbunny tries to save Ichigo by warning him, but Ichigo is unable to hear him and is torn to shreds from behind by Scipion, who laughs sadistically while doing so. A fearful and guilty CAC runs away in shame of not having saved Ichi afterwards.

  • Vanessa tries goblin-slaying to keep herself afloat but no one joins because they don't want a job that pays little for too much effort. Bale brags that he can swooce onto Doe's camp to steal his stuff without much worry to Giovanni.

  • Frustrated over not killing anyone, Kaf begins banging his head against a wall harder and harder until he blasts his head off his shoulders, instantly killing himself.

  • 6K1 gets possessed by the spirit of Goro Wajima and screws around for the rest of the night time. Billy inspires his powerful fists to cause some pain on every punch, pack some power on those strikes William! PM 2000 has officially commited bathroomwall vandalism and shall be soon processed through probation after his sentence is done after the Season's end.

  • Fakestar remixes Psyche's theme with that of Space Jam, creating Psychic Jam, a funky and catchy theme song for your weird basketball games and children of all ages. A psychotic Zanreo decides to bury Elliott alive and leaves him to die, but Elliott digs himself out and survives, eventually tracking down Zan and burying her in the ground in revenge while psychotically grinning. ​After the robbery, Chey finds out that she didn't team up with Mario 64 it was Luigi 64 all along who she teamed up with.

  • TM Ozzy writes an unfavorable review of Homestuck, which our Bri'ish pal isn't one to approve of. TM Ozzy is soon found dead in British's camp with some really nasty injuries on her body.

  • That death ended up foiling Dark Ichi's evil schemes, which further ruins his reputation with the Villain's School and makes him look even more of a joke. Arsty does some Book Ends statements as a she calls Route a bastard, but Route had a legitimate birth during wedlock. MemeMan grows paranoid of everyone else and plots to create a way to kill everyone should he need to.

  • As Haze finds out: Don't take internet challenges kiddies, it will end badly. With a 50% chance of death via bone breaking, 40% chance of asphyxiation and a 10% chance of death by idiocy of others.

• The Second Day◊ (Backup◊)
  • Billy decides to mess with Luigi 64 by writing odd crackfics and sending them through PM to him.

  • Risdio and Clonebre flex off to show their stuff with Clonebre eventually flexing himself off the room and into the Arena Border. Risdio won 0 EXP and 20 Gold.

  • Argo decides to show he isn't a wimp by shoulderbashing Avorr in the part where it hurt the most. In the meanwhile Chey continues her heists by robbing Bale's cellphone of data with some hacking skills.

  • Seeking to avenge Ichi, Fakestar tries to drown the Zoroark inside of a pool, but Scipion fights back when he's ambushed leading to both exhausting themselves leading to them sinking and drowning into the waters.

  • Elliott tells Arsty to go commit die or just die off, but she ain't having his crap today. Eye-Sicle once told Eye was gonna be Steel Chairs, he was gonna be that.

  • An aggressive Vanessa decides that Psyche should die the way good ol' Australian mate Mr. Mundy would have wanted, with some good ol' cake holes carved on her body with a knife, not a golf trophy because Van is a professional with standards.

  • MemeMan spooks some soul outta the body of Giovanni to reduce his competition, such are things in this ever changing world which we live in.

  • 6K1 decides to recruit Zanreo to ease her psychotic tendencies after digging her out of the ground. Lord British decides to eliminate his competition and goes after Dark Ichi with a shrink ray that backfires when Dark Ichi uses a dog tag to reflect it back at him. A few tributes play with the banana slider to ease the tensions of recent events while Arcturus says that Relationship Writing Fumble is the best.

• The Second Fallen◊ (Backup◊): Ichigo Montoya, Kafka, TM Ozzy, Hazemaster, Clone!Libre, Fake Mr. Star, Scipion, Det. GC, Psyche, Giovanni Portage