Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Battle Music: Pokémon Diamond & Pearl - Battle! Trainer

• Night 1 (alt link)
  • The Jolly Green Midget says amen to Amon, but Amon crushes him under his feet for that bad pun.
  • Roast weasel, anyone?
  • Mr. Peanut tries a new Peanut dish.
  • Dialga's miffed about that glass of OJ and Mundie allegedly being better than them, so they carry some salt with it.
  • Izuru writes a fanfic about... Electone organs?
  • The Bartender traces a chalk outline around Duke Weaselton's dust pile.
  • Nick cons a bank and gets rich via time travel.
  • Mettaton does a new trick for his show, and he succeeds at juggling these "darlings" and that OJ without spilling a drop! Color me impressed!
  • anon & kanon dance to one of their songs, but the entire ISA aims their guns at them. They breathe in and gladly accept their fate.
  • Wizcest OTP.
  • Newtgat is no match for Palkia when it comes to racing down a track and eating all the food in their path! Upon reaching the end, however, Palkia blasts him away at the last moment to secure their victory.
  • Lamar writes something in Maxwell's Notebook, which he got earlier today, and summons something strong enough to blast Rare Akuma into the sky. DING!
  • Skid and Pump are swag enough to guest star in Friday Night Funkin', amirite?
  • Alolan Exeggutor finds a replica of Ladybug's yo-yo and beats Adrien up with it, hoping to purify him of his (possible) Akumatization.
  • The Netherite tries eating "properly" after being saved from "choking".
  • President Snow sics his new catto at Chan-hyuk for saying a forbidden word, and Stopgo and Pierce join them in beating him up.
  • Mysterio attempts to poison the Elite Four with Poison Spikes, but Aaron's Yanmega and Vespiquen and Lucian's Bronzong safely carry the Trainers over it while Aaron's Scizor and Drapion just walk across with no problem.
  • Howie stays stylish even at work!
  • Doc stuns Su-hyun with one of her gadgets and clarifies to the blind Rin and Len that she didn't kill her.
• Day 2 (alt link)
  • Madeline dashes away from Amon before he could crush her as well. Her hair then turns blue once she's far away from him.
  • The ISA tries giving Adrien rehab following Alolan Exeggutor's attempted purification.
  • Peanut asks the Bartender for fast food ingredients, but he tells him to try his Spell-'Em-Up Soup instead.
  • It's Spelon Berry, get it right!
  • If you're a buff organ, you can do impossible feats, including attempting to escape prison.
  • Mettaton plays a new song for the next part of his show, but Pierce takes this chance to torture him. Thank God for his 255 DEF.
  • Who cloned this glass OJ?
  • Lamar was about to summon another powerful object from Maxwell's Notebook when Yamato, a graduate from Ichi's Strategy School, applies his survival tactics and pummels him into the ground before getting away!
  • A T-rex suddenly attacks Howie while he's working, and he zaps Stopgo with a growth way and orders him to fight it for him. Stopgo, however, is outmatched by the dino and gets torn apart and eaten.
  • Thistle discovers that a YouTuber named PetPyves made an animated web series about their adventures and has an existential crisis.
  • Alolan Exeggutor just swings its head around while dancing to Rin and Len's cover of the Noodle Dance!
  • How could the Netherite repair their brains, tho?
  • Palkia rides a Palkia-sized bus to the Assassin School and gets mentored by one of the Dave Replicas. We'll see how they do here, because again, I hope their founder's doing well, wherever he is.
  • Dialga, meanwhile, successfully keeps their rivals at bay by surrounding themself with salt... but at what cost?
  • Su-hyun recovers from her paralysis... only to walk into a glass pain. Ouch.
• Deaths (alt link): The Jolly Green Giant Midget, Duke Weaselton, anon & kanon (as one tribute), Newtgat, Rare Akuma, Lamar, and Stopgo

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 5th 2021 at 3:02:25 AM

Late to the party

Edited by JKBenbot on Mar 3rd 2021 at 3:49:54 PM

Already out...

Rare Akuma died early on, just as I suspected.

love how Snow sicced his new right hand cat on that guy after saying the words of the old gods
anyway go watch twelve and help me edit the tvtropes page /hj

Dominator's dignity is non-existant, but without her suit's powers she kinda has no way to protest

That's nice

Dear gosh, the Electone is being a drunk badass, and the Netherite is forced to face reality.

And I'm p sure that guy is just expressing his incredible obsession for antique organs.

Edited by SomeLibre on Mar 3rd 2021 at 11:57:17 PM

Damn, RIP Anon and Kanon.

Battle Music: Pokémon Diamond & Pearl - Battle! Rival

• Night 2 (alt link)
  • Su-hyun recovers from her concussion and comes across Madeline's body, whose hair is still blue, and sighs. She shouldn't have overexerted herself while dashing away from Amon.
  • Shouldn't they switch roles? Because Dialga weighs 1505.8lbs/683kg!
  • First was Wizcest and now it's Wizribs. I wasn't there when Radiant Hope had a similar obsession with McRibs in the OT despite being a pony, but it did happen!
  • The Bartender sleeps in a water buffalo's corpse, which is tough enough to resist Minista's Stand, Sex Pistols. Chances are it's bulletproof.
  • Chan-hyuk tries killing the Elite Four with a giant robot (which may or may not be a Golurk), but it breaks down before it could get into a battle with them.
  • Galactic Conqueror vs. the Guardian of Space! Who shall win this Legendary battle?
  • Amon requests Skid and Pump to play his theme, but they play their theme instead because they don't know that.
  • Snow orders Thistle to capture Mr. Peanut and hold him hostage, but Peanut's patrons pay for the ransom to release him.
  • Don't ask me how a glass of OJ manages to trick the ISA into listening to its bad advice!
  • Akira breaks down after biking away from Minista, Wiz, and Dominator earlier today, and Pierce pierces through her by slapping her out of it.
  • Hold up... Howie was divorced?!
  • How can this Block of Netherite save itself from splinters, but not from choking?
  • Adrien collapses after that rehab, and a referee's called in to check if he's still alive. Yes, he's still in, but did he fully recover from his Akumatization?
  • That ain't Perish Song, that's for sure... Alolan Exeggutor died!
  • Rin and Len grab something electric, but don't realize that they grabbed a lightning bolt until it's too late.
  • Mettaton finds some tools that could help him fight torture.
  • Snow then fits Thistle with a servant's outfit similar to his workers'.
  • The buff organ admires itself.
• Day 3 (alt link)
  • Mr. Peanut asks a bowling ball if his company would make a good fortune this season.
  • The ISA change from military to business outfits.
  • The conman gets conned into getting a "friendship blaster".
  • Pierce attempts an overly complex museum heist, but doesn't account for the diamond's weight. FAIL!
  • Wiz challenges the buff organ to a McRib-eating contest, but like I said before, being buff makes you do the impossible!
  • Palkia looks up AKMU's discography and is disappointed in it.
  • Mettaton does another trick. Too bad he isn't flexible in this form.
  • Adrien dominates Lord Dominator in battle by yeeting her off a cliff. I guess that answered my question about his recovery.
  • You mean The Good Donphan? Either way, Chan-hyuk tries getting closer to the Elite Four after failing to kill them.
  • After telling Izuru not to @ him the other night, Yamato sends him a positive message. Izuru's reply? "I'm positive your survival tactics won't help you survive these Games."
  • Dialga finds a magical d20 and rolls it. Unfortunately it lands on a 1, causing them to die from their salt pillars.
  • Holiday tests out her latest invention and turns her face into a gun-face. She shoots Snow's cat with it. What a waste of that fancy outfit!
  • Howie crafts a weapon that he may or may not use later.
  • Mysterio tries destroying the Netherite, but it remembers its blocky friend that saved it from choking and calls for a "union-regulated break". HAPPY BREAKTIME!
• Deaths (alt link): Madeline, Alolan Exeggutor, Rin and Len (as one tribute), Pierce, Lord Dominator, Dialga, and Thistle

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 4th 2021 at 6:38:46 PM

I'm losing it rn. The Electone just keeps up the impossibility factor, and for some reason the "friendship" keeps the Netherite Block alive.

Edited by SomeLibre on Mar 4th 2021 at 5:36:00 PM

That's one mental image.

And I'm out. RIP me.

Guess Boomstick's death took its toll on Wiz.

Good job guys?...

Very late but HOT DAMN, so long, Green Giant! 🤣🤣🤣

Season is being a season

Battle Music: Pokémon Diamond & Pearl - Battle! Gym Leader

• Night 3 (alt link)
  • Palkia, after hearing about Dialga's death, has a moment of silence for them for the rest of the season. They even swore off any sound-based move they could learn.
  • No swearing on the organ!
  • Yamato is sponsored by one of Nick's allies, I suppose.
  • Izuru flips out over American food.
  • Wiz, distraught by his co-host's death, experiments on Su-hyun and makes her his replacement.
  • Amon has been... going to the bar far more often than he should.
  • Agent Six can't get enough of Akira's cuteness and fines her for it.
  • Mettaton somehow messes with time to recharge his batteries.
  • Minista argues with the Elite Four's... anime counterparts?
  • You were expecting Mojang to sponsor Netherite... but it was me, DIO!
• Day 4 (alt link)
  • Who knows? Those amulets may be cursed!
  • Mr. Peanut, after training his pet pig to stop a bullet with its mind the other night, sics it on Adrien and mind controls him into a fake reality. Su-hyun, under Wiz's orders, frees him from that and his Akumatization by putting him out of his misery.
  • The buff Electone teaches its fellow object and two rather confused guys how to ride camels after watching a desert movie. Somehow, it works.
  • Mysterio likes Palkia's review of the latest issue of his comic, but Howie imagines what would've happened if the review was bad.
  • The Block of Netherite hates Skid and Pump because it thinks their rap songs are annoying.
  • The ISA, in their new suits, pretend to be good businessmen and scam Holiday and Yamato into getting gold-painted chili beans.
  • Wiz, after giving his orders to his new co-host, makes a magical pact with the Elite Four under Minista's blessing. However, he breaks the pact for his personal gain and dies instantly from the Unbreakable Vow's effects.
  • With a snap of your fingers while wearing this, you can achieve perfect balance! (In the background, half of the wild animals disintegrate.) But to my dearest fans, especially those from the Underground, please don't try this at home!
  • Akira gets the Bartender's help in beating Shiraishi, and they succeed.
• Deaths (alt link): Adrien and Wiz

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 5th 2021 at 3:00:42 AM

Seems like MCU!Mysterio's a much nicer guy here compared to his Complete Monster canon self

Just when Wiz was starting to do interesting things, he goofs up.

Maaaan, this is rich. Mr. Peanut is really causing havoc!

Damn it, Wiz, I was hoping you'd go farther than that.

Huh nice

Every day the insanity only amplifies.

OOC: Thank you once again for those comments! Like last time, I'll put the next update in a pagetopper!