Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Specifically, that seat belt event is this.◊ Also, that's just a Forgotten First Meeting event, although I was inspired by To the Moon when I first suggested it.

And yeah, I guess we should retire the Aquaman event since his movie received positive reception, IIRC.

Also... oh you, black hole.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 15th 2019 at 10:24:38 PM

Battle Music

• Darkest Dungeon - Bloodletting

NIGHT◊ THREE◊

• At the science room:
  • The phone rings. Hal answers it.
  • Yes? ...A black hole gave a eulogy!? Are you kidding me!?
• Seems like Grogar had that sinking feeling today, folks!
• Lancelot suddenly falls ill and doesn't recover. It later turns out that Nightmare wished a deadly illness on him!
• Aww how sweet, the girls are bonding by making a meal together!
• Vaal calls Advil a lightweight.
• Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham, no one does everything like Spider-Ham!
• Oh no folks! A small cult wielding a copy of the Necronomicon used their magic to turn Kelly into a zombie!
• Jigsaw plays a game with a voodoo doll.
• Somewhere underground near Ribey:
  • Alma Coin is viewing an array of monitors connected to hidden cameras at President Snow's residence.
  • Alma Coin:   Soon I'll get my revenge against you, Snow!   
  • Suddenly an explosion rocks her secret underground lair. The firing of bullets can be heard outside her room, only to be quickly replaced with the screams of the Peacekeepers as they are suddenly dragged away.
  • Coin turns around to see what's the commotion about just as the doors burst open, revealing a shadowy, shifting creature that then morphs itself into Alma Coin's shape. Coin screams, demanding to know what the monster is. It says nothing back as it moves towards her...
• King Sombra is in a prickly situation...
• President Snow has a mental breakdown, having to regularly deal with being made fun of for dying and now having to deal with a nightmarish Eldritch Abomination on a killing spree would do that to you.
• Pale King lets Shiki have a cool ride with him.

DAY◊ FOUR◊

• Poor Jill is haunted by her past...
• What? The cannonball didn't hit the mark? Aww but I had the 1812 Overture all set up!
• Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham, investigating fake murders Spider-Ham!
• Don't worry folks, the Krabby Patty formula is safe. The Krusty Krabs is one of our sponsors after all!
• At the science room:
  • Have you seen what the black hole did this time?
  • Yeah. To be honest I'm starting to get used to the weirdness of it.
• And it looks like we have another couple! Brick and Sombra!
• Uh, yeah folks I don't recommend eating anything Black Viper makes.
• Ribey manages to scare off Grogar and the Pale King. Good for you, Ribey!

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊ Handsome Demon Man, Lancelot, Kiara, Saw Blade, Shiki, BB

I'm sure Anime!Nightmare must've sent one of his demon beasts to Snow so that it could kill Lancelot. Also how in the fuck did he almost lose to a Plugg?

Edited by VengefulBale on Apr 15th 2019 at 9:47:03 AM

Jill took some Advil to cure her headache, which she got from remembering her mistakes.

And I didn't know Dooku was interested in Philippine mythology.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 15th 2019 at 11:13:37 PM

[looks up Crimson Beherit] hey how about you don't give her things like that

Ribey really Took a Level in Badass here.

Lonely Girl definitely seems like the perfect candidate for a crimson behelit.

Currently rooting for Plugg.

Battle Music

• Darkest Dungeon - The Blasted Heath

NIGHT◊ FOUR◊

• Wow, Vaal's farts smell like cotton candy! Who knew?
• A picture of Jill is sucked into a demonic black hole! You don't see that every day folks!
• Well would you look at that, King Sombra and Jigsaw got some other tributes to go on a Projekt Revolution tour with them!
• Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham, selling snake oil Spider-Ham!
• At the science room:
  • Time for our routinely inventory check. What's the status on the items we have in storage that previous tributes never got to use?
  • Dave checks the computer systems.
  • Let's see... good... good... uh-oh...
  • "Uh-oh"? What's "uh-oh?"
  • Our entire supply of nightmare fuel bottles is all gone!
  • All 137 bottles?! They're all gone from the storage facilities hidden cleverly throughout the arena and in only a few days?!
  • Yep.
  • ....wait, a few days ago? Isn't that when you made Subject 616N!?
  • ...OH NO!
  • You're the one who made the thing, so tell me, what would happen if it were to drink a thing of nightmare fuel?
  • Well, I suspect doing so would not only cause its powers to be more developed, but it would also get an intelligence boost from doing so.
  • Gah! And this is all because President Snow decided to take the cheap solution of simply relocating the arena force field generator every season rather than doing so with each and every facility, including this very lab! The fact he gave us a low budget to work with isn't helping!
• Grogar attacks Pikachu! It's super-effective...and now you kids are scarred for life!
• Aww that's cute, Victini is using its flames to barbecue for everyone!
• Count Dooku on the other hand needs no help in that department.

DAY◊ FIVE◊

• Well that's a nightmarish colonoscopy...
• Woah, Genichiro really hates Yamada!
• How nice, Pale King seems to have gained a new friend!
• A black hole somehow manages to crash a trolley and not suck it in!
• Let's hear it for Cotton Candy Cookie folks! She won the game of BINGO!
• Well well well, it seems like Black Viper is working for IGN!
• Hopefully Victini won't melt the snow, that's a prime source of revenue where it's at!
• Holy...wow Brick! Folks you've just witnessed a magical massacre, so hopefully you shielded your kids' eyes!
• It looks like Cappucino and sombra are taking a page out of Mario & Luigi folks! How about some fitting music for that?
• At the science room:
  • The phone rings. Hal answers it.
  • Yes? ...what?! A bottle of Advil and Candy Core doing tae kwon do, are you kidding me?!

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊ Ash's Pikachu, Count Dooku, Ribey, Grogar, Lonely Girl

Plugg becoming PK’s guard probably explains the Wingsmoulds.

Honestly, just what is even THIS Linkin Park wannabe tour?

John's probably wondering about something that Jill (she may be his ex-wife, but they still love each other) would have said to him.

And holy fuck, that massacre. RIP Dooku and Grogar.

So, Black Viper complains about too much water while Vaal Hazak is just kind of... there.

Based on the wording of that event, it doesn't seem like a second tribute is supposed to be there.

Goddammit, Dooku. Now I'm just gonna root for whoever avenges him.

NOOOOO! GROGAR!

i can't believe sombra has it in her to beat up an innocent kid

...Well, I have nothing for Battle Royale so have fun with the next season.

Vaal was Viper's crewmate, and he's just standing there, confused.

Alas, poor Ribey.

Battle Music

• Darkest Dungeon - The Chloroplast of Cosmarium (Suggest you turn up your volume for this, as the volume in the video is lower than the others I've shown)

NIGHT◊ FIVE◊

• And it seems that Plugg and Pale King have had a falling out. That's a shame folks!
• Jigsaw and Vaal somehow avoid getting sucked into a black hole! It's a miracle!
• How naughty, both Sombras are disobeying the rules!
• Isshin gets, uh, lusty. Parents, make sure your kids are in bed for the night.
• Well, it looks like Kelly ran out of time!
• As several tributes try hunting down Minecraft Fox, they stumble across the very shadow monster they've heard many rumors about facing off against a group of Peacekeepers and a few Snowclones. The tributes wisely gave up hunting the fox and decided to get the hell out of there. Not a moment too soon, as 616N suddenly split itself apart and possessed a few of soldiers, their eyes glowing red and sporting an eerie grin as they gun down their fellow soldiers.
• Well, it seems that Nightmare got his own nightmare!

DAY◊ SIX◊

• Pale King and Sombra are in cahoots! This could get interesting folks!
• A black hole somehow used a kitchen sink as a weapon instead of sucking it in!
• Alma Coin, her eyes glowing red and with a creepy grin, orders Vaal to shoot was she believes to be the real President Snow dead with a bow and arrow. Vaal does so, and at the moment Alma's eyes stop glowing as the 616N essence leaves her.
  •    Wh-where am I... n-NOOO! That's not the real Snow!   
• This fox isn't quite so clever, folks!
• Poor Jill seems to suffering from a really bad case of amnesia folks!
• Yamada seems to be in a crumby mood today!
• Black Viper take's Grogar's mutilated body and offers the magic contained within as an offering to a black, eldritch-looking statue at the temple of the cult with the Necronomicon from earlier, with the book itself being nearby. Ever-shifting shadows seem to be getting absorbed by the statue, and the statue itself is flickering, as if it wasn't fully there. Suddenly, the color drains from Grogar's body as the magic is absorbed into the statue, and suddenly the statue is completely encased in a black crystal when then breaks, releasing great winds of dark energy to go rushing out in all directions from the spot, spreading a thick dark purple fog that begins to engulf the arena. In the statue's spot is an armored figure in a dark gray hooded cloak, its metallic head being vaguely demonic with a jagged mouth and glowing red eyes. Its pitch-black armor looks faintly blue and purple in some spots due to the reflections. It was then that the damn thing spoke its first words as it now holds the Necronomicon in its clutches, its voice sounding deep, warped, and demonic.
  • 616N?:   At last, I'm finally complete! Geh heh heh heh heh!   
• Mmm, steamed hams! ...just keep that away from Spider-Ham, ok?
• Uh, you sure you want that Victini?
• Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham, making candy mad at him Spider-Ham!
• Nightmare does another nightmarish thing.

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊ Kelly, Cappuccino, Minecraft Fox, Cotton Candy Cookie, Brick

Ow... RIP Capsule Monster Cappuccino

Also, I don't think it would even "step on" the grass considering it would likely just fly/hover over it

I don't think Jigsaw would be a nice Pokémon Trainer, Victini.

While he is an Affably Evil man, his state of mind is rather off due to his brain tumor, so yeah, I doubt Jigsaw would make a good Trainer.

And Jill getting amnesia? Shouldn't that happen to John instead, what with him being the one who got an inoperable brain tumor?

Dammit, Pikachu.

oh no

also my laptop sounds as if it's about to die. So that's not good.

Dunno about you guys, but I'll let 9k1 take the 4,000th post, shall we?

YES!!! HAPPY 4,000 POSTS!!!