Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
- Geiru Toneido (female, safe)
- Uendo Toneido (male, safe)
so on the one hand ha ha fitzgeralds
- Penny Fitzgerald◊ (nickname: Penny) (she/her, twelve years old) (from The Amazing World of Gumball)
On the other hand, nobody seemed to notice the equally hilarious - not to mention seasonally appropriate - thing Shantae kept becoming. So, let's give that a little love, shall we?
- Santa Claus◊ (he/him, elderly) (uhhhh fuck man what'd santa's wiki source material be)
"but kaf christmas season isn't for a month yet!" oh dw i have ideas for holiday season. ;)
Lemuel Becket◊, a safe male arms dealer from Justified.
Tiny◊, who is male and should be classified as a child based on his actions even though he has no canon age. From Little Robots.
Happy 25th anniversary Half-Life!
Gordon Freeman◊ and Barney Calhoun◊ both male and safe.
Both from Half-Life.
No one's going to cry on my behalf even if I'm sad...Don't have any good tribute ideas so I'll just nominate some Geometry Dash levels
Stereo Madness◊ (It/Its, Inanimate, from Geometry Dash)
ReTraY◊ (It/Its, Inanimate, from Geometry Dash)
More random OCs go!
Amanda Murphy◊, the klutz with the color-changing hair (female, safe)
and a new one from a recent dream: Charlotte◊, who's apparently a bit crazy and withdrawn (female, safe)
Stupid doomed timeline...a dad and his son
- The Kid◊
- Source: I Wanna Be the Guy
- Pronouns: he/him
- Flag:
Black(has a 2 year old body, chronologically, mentally and otherwise he's 15 but just to be safe)Turns out the 2 year old body thing is unverified, extremely speculative and could have no truth to it, but him being 15 is backed up, sooo...
- The Father◊
- Source: I Wanna Be the Guy (AGAIN!)
- Pronouns: he/him
- Flag: Safe
Edited by jtard on Nov 19th 2023 at 12:27:30 PM
Remind me to kill that annoying speakerFurina◊ (SAFE)
Cole MacGrath◊ (SAFE)
- Name: Apple Girlington◊
- Nickname: Apple
- Flag: Orange, as she looks like a preteen even with Touhou-style art in mind and acts closer to a kid based on Toby's commentaries and her appearance in a fangame.
- Pronouns: She/Her
- Source: Original Characters (Touhou)
- Note: She's an improvised OC by Toby Fox, with her full art here. Here's her themenote . The linked vid also has commentaries from Toby. Aside from being Toby's OC, she also appears in a fangame called Wonderful Waking World, though I'd say her primary source is still Touhou OC since she first originated there and she looks fairly different in the fangame. Besides, her tribute pic is her original look as drawn by Toby himself.
- Name: Lois Griffin◊
- Nickname: Lois
- Flag: Safe, 43 as of the latest episode.
- Pronouns: She/Her
- Source: Family Guy
- Note: Nominating her as she's a notable character with big role that hasn't been nominated yet.
So even though I haven't played Pyra's source game, she's still one of my top 5 highest ranking tributes. Good.
Anyway, more Smash characters! As far as I can tell, they have never appeared as standalone tributes before.
- Ivysaur◊
- Source: Pokémon series
- Pronouns: Male
- Flag: Pokemon
- Enderman◊
- Source: Minecraft series
- Pronouns: Male
- Flag: Safe
~jtard Don't forget the anti-incest flag between the Kid and the Father.
Also, nominations are now closed.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"That too.
Remind me to kill that annoying speakerHOW DID I MISS NOMS AGAIN
when noms are open again, please DM me on Discord
N'''ICE''' to meet you! Uhhh, I should never make puns like that again...We have 66 tributes this season!
- (Player1) uses the toilet in (Player2)'s camp, causing it to crawl out traumatized, before dying in (Player2)'s arms. (D9373, N9461; should be converted/revised to this to avoid pronoun confusion:)
- (Player1) (uses the toilet/uses the toilet/uses the toilet/uses the toilet/use the toilets1) in (Player2)'s camp, causing the (toilet/toilet/toilet/toilet/toilets1) to crawl out traumatized, before dying in (Player2)'s arms.
- (Player1) tumbles down a spiral staircase for the rest of the day. (He/She/They/It/They1) somehow survives. (N12806, should be converted to this:)
- (Player1) (tumbles/tumbles/tumbles/tumbles/tumble1) down a spiral staircase for the rest of the day/night. [TypeA1] somehow (survives/survives/survive/survives/survive1).
- (Player1) questions what kind of spiked cocoa (Player2)'s drinking. (Player2) says it's caffinated. (D13999, N14189, F914; should be converted/fixed to this:)
- (Player1) (questions/questions/questions/questions/question1) what kind of spiked cocoa (Player2)'(s/s/s/s/re2) drinking. (Player2) (says/says/says/says/say2) it's caffeinated.note
- (Player1) quietly (leaves/leaves/leaves/leaves//leave1) the mall before anything else happens. (Villain Mall AE where Emperor Palpatine is one of the shopkeepers, SS-1; should be "(leaves/leaves/leaves/leaves/leave1)")
- (Player1) lowers (Player2)'s phone brightness, tells (him/her/them/it/them2) the bulb died, and that (Player1) needs 200 to have it fixed. (D6275, N6330; should be converted/revised to this so it's closer to the source:)
- (Player1) (lowers/lowers/lowers/lowers/lower1) (Player2)'s phone brightness, (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell1) [typeB2] the (bulb/bulb/bulb/bulb/bulbs2) died, and that (Player1) (needs/needs/needs/needs/need1) 200 of the latter's (currency/currency/currency/currency/currency in total2) to have [typeC2] (phone/phone/phone/phone/phones2) fixed.
Sorry for the double post, but Jake has sent the screens and save to Letooce!
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"Warning: This season will be very wack. I'm hosting as ANYTHING, after all, who can take the form of anybody.
YOUR Season: Update 1
Oh hey, it's YOU again! Or is it...?
It's been a while since the last time YOU participated, huh? Right before the new sim started being used, 46 seasons ago! It's unfortunate that YOU succumbed to shark poison there, YOU had a good run before that point. Oh well, at least YOU'RE finally back.
But wait... what are YOU doing in the hosting booth? YOU'VE never hosted before! Or maybe YOU have, like Jake, Death, CG, and so many others. Perhaps YOU'RE even supposed to be in the arena right now and somehow made it here. YOU could be ANYTHING.
Whoever YOU are, YOU have a job to do, hosting Season 303 of the Hunger Games! Are YOU ready? No? YOU don't want to deal with this gimmicky nonsense and already had enough trouble with the last season YOU hosted? note Well, no matter what YOUR answer is, YOU don't really have a choice.
Recognize anybody? Of course YOU do, that's YOUR crush Sonic and his pal Tails right there! Wowie zowie! It's those two Toads that travel with YOU a lot! How could YOU forget about YOUR partner, Dr. Funfetti? Only one of these tributes will win though, left to the fate of RNG, but YOU already knew that, didn't YOU? YOU'RE that one that controls it, after all! Here comes the Bloodbath!
- Less than a second in and Re Tray has already kidnapped the Cornucopia. YOU'RE glad it isn't the Princess that's been kidnapped this time, at least.
- YOU check your database and see that Azure has been nominated before in a group tribute (not including EVERYTHING), so YOU wonder if Azure will get higher than 16th place this time.
- Ugh, awkward moments, YOU find that way too relatable. YOU remember witnessing the same thing in the previous season YOU hosted.note
- Suicide isn't the way, YOU have to show this robot some Christmas Spirit! Ho ho ho!
- An obstacle. YOU think Guts will be easy EXP.
- More children being forced to fight to the death! Makes YOU want to SCREEEEEEEEEE!
- WHAT THE WHAT?! YOU question how supplies came out of the wall, but YOU should be used to weird things happening.
- YOU better get ready to kill! YOU better get ready to run, 'cause here YOU come!
- Orchish Grunt made the wrong choice on who to team up with, and got killed for it. This event proves to YOU that tributes should not trust anyone in the Hunger Games, ever.
- YOU found it interesting being Frieren for a short amount of time, but are happy YOU'RE back to being YOUR fox self again.
- YOU have an idea of getting involved in Marisa and Madam Pomfrey's bet and putting their souls on the line.
- Blue Toad jinxed himself! YOU worry about him, he needs to be more cautious!
- Handsome? HANDSOME? YOU'RE WAY MORE HANDSOME THAN GORDON! YOU even have the girls to prove it! When YOU pay them, that is.
- YOU didn't even know Peridot went to school. Should YOU tell the Crystal Gems this?
- YOUR Pokemon! YOU would send Squirtle and Charizard out to defend Ivysaur if YOU could.
- Kronk is safe, thanks to viewers like YOU!
- YOU see Culex "Culex" Mamizou. Wat?
- Snort her own brain? How about she freezes her brain like YOU do and get a slushie. That'll numb any negative feelings.
- YOU'RE reminded of YOUR time in the circus, when YOU wore a wig just like Fern's.
- A poisoned cannibalistic meal, what a gruesome way to die. YOU give a fun fact to the viewers about cannibalism.
- YOU'RE hyped about being in the next Smash Bros game, but question how Funfetti got in too. Couldn't they have picked someone like Tails, or even Shadow?
- YOUR Christmas influence is spreading already! Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
- Here's YOU, commenting on your own event! Wowie zowie!
- To think that after being trapped in a fusion with YOU underwater for who knows how long, Jasper would want nothing to do with water anymore.
- As a certified doctor, YOU can answer The Seven Spear's question. Yes. If they need extra proof, YOU can dissect her right in front of them.
- Chilly's a Kirby enemy, of course it would die a lot to YOU.
- Jerry can put those building tools to use! He could make a redstone TNT trap, for instance! At least, that's what YOU suggest.
- YOU think that was a stupid and pathetic way to die. George Washington is a clumsy girl!
- Hey, Apple took from one of YOUR pages! Seem cute and innocent, but is actually dark and evil, ooo hoo hoo!
- YOU can't believe YOUR eyes, HERE COMES CROCO WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
- YOU never thought an Enderman would be this much of a threat, and here YOU thought the Ender Dragon was bad.
- Come on, YOU only said to her, "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!" It's true!
- YOU'RE okay with the Father not feeling up to it right now. He can go when he feels like it.
- YOU'RE not used to fighting since YOU'RE a therapist, but YOU think YOU did well on defending YOURSELF.
- Hey, Orchish Archer can't do that, he's gonna hurt himself! YOU think YOU should stop him, Or YOU think it's natural selection.
- YOU have to slightly agree with Madam Pomfrey, YOU don't get YOUR yellow toad counterpart's relationship with Smithy.
- YOU get why Yzma didn't accept YOUR compliment, YOU work in a murder hospital.
- YOU'RE happy that YOUR buddy Tails is so hopeful.
- Yeah, YOU don't know who Morgan is either, despite hosting. Can't be familiar with everyone.
- The mitrocodria isn't supposed to do that, it's the powerhouse of the cell! YOU start to feel terrified of the idea that it could make YOU a monster too.
- YOU weren't worried about Monkfish, it's not its time to go yet anyway.
- YOU thought that was very punny of Gutz to do.
- Oh, looks like this season's Santa is a reverse Santa. YOU don't remember letting YOUR Ivysaur have a bazooka though.
- YOU assume that Apple's least favorite food isn't apples, which is good, as you're literally named Apple in a different language. Even though YOU'RE a Fuecoco...
- Phew, the Enderman along with Culex got taken down by Gordon. YOU don't have to worry about overpowered mobs anytime soon.
- Lois takes Chilly for a cheapstake! YOU would never take a deal like that!
- YOU could teach Shosanna a thing or two about making floor tile puzzles! Tiny would be completely stumped if that happened, Nyeh heh heh!
- YOU let out a groan, YOU would have not let Barney escape without 20 knives in his back. Mindy knows nothing about the art of killing.
- Charlotte should watch out when it comes to sheep, they're almost never a good sign. Just take a look at YOU, the cutesy sheep that caused a timewrecking!
- Cleaning is very important. As the Ultimate Maid, it's one of YOUR many jobs, so it's nice to see Monica value it too.
- YOU don't feel bad about attacking Marisa, protecting the village is YOUR number one priority.
- YOU wished YOU could stay home too and ditch hosting, but Dr. Cuddles would never let YOU.
Fallen Tributes◊: Orchish Grunt, Mamizou, Uendo, Manon, Anime Girl George Washington, Belome, Culex, and Enderman. 58 tributes remaining.
Anime Girl Harriet Tubman: 2
Gordon: 2
Turkey: 1
Culex: 1
Apple: 1
That concludes Update 1! See, this season isn't so bad! YOU don't know why YOUR Umbreon brother thinks otherwise. Update 2 is next up!
Edited by Letooce on Nov 20th 2023 at 10:59:27 AM
am i supposed to know what i'm reading
again
Remind me to kill that annoying speakerI wouldn't blame you if you didn't. The events ARE accurate unlike the last season, it's just the narration that's unconventional.
That being said, I will put in who's narrating in labelnotes starting next update so things are slightly easier to follow.
Edited by Letooce on Nov 20th 2023 at 11:07:15 AM
Guts, Dimitri, wat?
The "Ultimate Shapeshifter" was the last person? Thing? I expected to host this season! Also, shouldn't Papyrus's line be in ALL CAPS?
Anyway, life and death and love and birth and peace and love on the Planet Earth...
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 22nd 2023 at 4:13:41 AM
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"santa's confused but he's got the (christmas) spirit
be nice to benjamin it's not his fault he got beat up by a microbe
Gonna hop on the Super Mario RPG bandwagon:
- Croco◊ (he/him; safe)
- Belome◊ (he/him; safe)
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."