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TheGamechanger SCP-682 from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
SCP-682
Oct 18th 2017 at 2:01:50 PM

Admittedly I was inspired by Google Translate Sings when I came up with this.

There's another Google Translate forum game, but that one only has you run something in Google Translate once (and it's been quite a while since someone posted in it). So for maximum Translation Train Wreck potential and hilarity, the minimum for this is to put it through at least five different languages before turning it back into English.

So here's how the thread works:

  • The above poster posts at least a few sentences for the poster below to put into Google Translate. You can either completely make up the sentences or copy and paste something you like such as a favorite quote or something.
  • The below poster then puts it into Google Translate a few times (minimum 5 times) before turning it back into English.
  • The above poster then edits their original post to show their reaction to the below translation as the below poster makes their own thing for the next poster to translate.
EDIT: Oh the irony, I forgot to post my own thing for the below poster to translate! Um, just use this very paragraph.

[down]Oh wow[lol]

edited 18th Oct '17 2:14:57 PM by TheGamechanger

ITT: World of Supers
iflewaway someone from somewhere
someone
Oct 18th 2017 at 2:13:10 PM

English - Polish - Yiddish - Welsh - Vietnamese - Basque - English

Oh, Iran, I will forgot to publish my goods to return translators! Use only the same paragraph.


Here's a random poem:

If a dog takes a shit
On the doorstep of the church
It doesn’t mean anything

But If I take a shit
On the doorstep of the church
It definitely means something

Or maybe it doesn’t
Maybe you’re just projecting

[down] About what I expected. Sorry for [nja]ing you.

edited 18th Oct '17 2:22:30 PM by iflewaway

something
Penroses Master of Two Dimensions from Flat Zone Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
Master of Two Dimensions
Oct 18th 2017 at 2:13:21 PM

EDIT: oh no I've been [nja]'d

[up][up]Oh, indeed the irony of my people, my people have forgotten that translate on the poster! Um like here.

[up]If the threshold value is not something that takes a dog to church

1 is something that should not take the dung on the doorstep

Or maybe you just maybe they stood out


I always use Latin when I translate.

[down]Yeah, 1 really should stay away from the gate.

edited 18th Oct '17 10:51:38 PM by Penroses

BALL FLAGMAN VERMIN FIRE JUDGE MANHOLE HELMET LION PARACHUTE OCTOPUS CHEF TURTLE BRIDGE FIRE ATTACK OIL PANIC GREEN HOUSE
Hydraloonie Milo Danger Murphy from The northwestern Krusty Burger Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Milo Danger Murphy
Oct 18th 2017 at 3:24:53 PM

Translation:1 should not be in the gates Or maybe, I got it

The opening paragraph of The Raven

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore— While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door— Only this and nothing more."

[down] His nose is powerful!

edited 18th Oct '17 3:42:54 PM by Hydraloonie

I recommend you you move out of the way
Zanreo Star Yoshi from Yoshi's Island Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Star Yoshi
Oct 18th 2017 at 3:36:10 PM

[up] you also have to translate the above poster's sentence

anyway:

As I thought, I forgot a strange and interestingly tired tradition. I nodded, but when I took my nose, there was a sudden movement. Gently rotate. "I just got to the door of the room, nothing.

as for mine, well how about something that's ALREADY a mess, from vietcrystal

I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO. COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE! YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE!

[down] amazing x3 "Cancellation is the oil of the eyes" that's deep

edited 18th Oct '17 3:43:35 PM by Zanreo

Imagine if the actual in-game powerup looked more like this
CrystalMemoria Princess of Memory and Royal Paladin from Planet Cray Relationship Status: Waiting for Prince Charming
Princess of Memory and Royal Paladin
Oct 18th 2017 at 3:36:31 PM

EDITED. Sorry for the mishap.

English to Spanish, Spanish to German, German to Japanese, Japanese to French, French to English again

I am very angry with the bad guys. In response to the demands of the monster and the trainer, I love you. So I need to think about myself. The monsters are the same. Pick up all contributors and only if everything is incomplete! Please do not touch me. Cancellation is the oil of the eyes!

"And so, the heroes successfully vanquished the creature to the depths of the darkness. Despite the loss of their leader the heroes ventured further through the adventure known as life. Little did they know that another enemy was watching and waiting... Waiting for the chance to take their happiness and make it theirs..."

Randomly written up sentence.

[down] So... they're afraid of their lives and something about jewelry? What just happened?

edited 18th Oct '17 4:53:03 PM by CrystalMemoria

Misaki, Leos, and Sthesia are checking on Aichi, but he's unconscious. He's stable, at the very least. Misaki is very concerned for him...
TheGamechanger SCP-682 from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
SCP-682
Oct 18th 2017 at 4:14:17 PM

English - Spanish - Sinhala - Norwegian - Igbo - Xhosa - Hawaiian - Irish - English

"Therefore, the heroes can increase their contribution. Although his leadership has gone, the soldiers are afraid of their lives. They do not think of jewelry that you want to be happy and rewarding..."

EDIT: This translation was made before the above was edited.

EDIT 2: Still came out the same afterwards after doing it again.


The lyrics to the Oogie Boogie song:

"Well, well, well, what have we here? Sandy Claws, huh? Ooh, I'm really scared! So you're the one everybody's talkin' about! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my eyes You're jokin' me, you gotta be This can't be the right guy.

He's ancient, he's ugly I don't know which is worse I might just split a seam now If I don't die laughing first.

When Mr. Oogie Boogie says There's trouble close at hand You'd better pay attention now Cause I'm the Boogie Man.

And if you aren't shakin' There's something very wrong Cause this may be the last time You hear the Boogie Song

Ohhh.

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

I'm (he's) the Oogie Boogie Man

Well if I'm feelin' antsy And there's nothin' much to do I might just cook a special batch Of snake and spider stew.

And don't ya know the one thing That would make it work so nice? A roly-poly Sandy Claws To add a little spice.

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Oh, yeah

I'm (he's) the Oogie Boogie Man

Release me now or you must face The dire consequences The children are expecting me So please, come to your senses

You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my ears Would someone shut this fella up? I'm drownin' in my tears.

It's funny, I'm laughing You really are too much And now, with your permission, I'm going to do my stuff

What are you going to do?

I'm going to do the best I can

Oh, the sound of rollin' dice To me is music in the air Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man Although I don't play fair.

It's much more fun, I must confess When lives are on the line Not mine, of course but yours, old boy Now that'd be just fine.

Release me fast or you'll have to answer for this heinous act!

Oh brother, you're somethin' You put me in a spin You aren't comprehending The position that you're in

It's hopeless, you're finished You haven't got a prayer Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie And you ain't goin' nowhere!"

[down]Ha ha! Just for the heck of it I translated it myself since I had I good feeling about it, and the "oooh"s somehow became "organizers"!

edited 18th Oct '17 4:51:08 PM by TheGamechanger

ITT: World of Supers
Zanreo Star Yoshi from Yoshi's Island Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Star Yoshi
Oct 18th 2017 at 4:27:14 PM

English - Russian - Dutch - Finnish - Spanish - Chinese simplified - English

"So, are we here?" "Sandy Claw, are not you?" "Oh, I'm really scared!

You have fun, you do not want to believe in my eyes. You have to worship me, you must be. This is not the right person.

He is very old, he is ugly, I do not know worse, now I can divide the seam. If I die, smile first.

When Mr. Oogi Bugi says there is a problem nearby, you should pay attention now. Because I am an uninhibited person.

If you're not mistaken, it may be the last time you hear the Boogie song

.

OOOOH

OOOOH

OOOOH

OOOOH

OOOOH

I'm buick wooky

If I feel disgusted, it's okay that nothing can be done, and I can only have a special party with Snake and Spider.

Do not know if a thing is valid? Add some spice to the pink sand.

OOOOH

OOOOH

OOOOH

OOOOH

OOOOH

Oh yes yes

I'm buick wooky

Now let me go, or you have to see the terrible consequences. The children wait for me and I feel

You want? I can not believe what I hear. Is anybody closing this man? I'm kidding

Funny, laugh a lot really now and if you let me do my things

You want to do

I do the best I can

Oh, the sound of rolling. For me, the music is in the air. For my bomber Even if I'm not honest

It's funnier, I have to admit when to live together. Of course not, but you, old man. It does not matter now

Make me hurry or you should respond to this nausea!

Oh, brother, what you want. Put me behind you do not understand where you are

There is no hope that you are finished. You did not pray because of my Mr. Ogi's Bug. Do not go to anything!


Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should try to win with their favorites.

[down] Most trainings try to make their choices? Makes sense. Also, what's a wax Pokémon?

edited 18th Oct '17 4:45:34 PM by Zanreo

Imagine if the actual in-game powerup looked more like this
iflewaway someone from somewhere
someone
Oct 18th 2017 at 4:40:31 PM

English - Luxembourgish - Hmong - Punjabi - Telugu - Gujarati - Estonian - English

Strong pack wax Pokémon is only selfish. Most trainings try to make their choices


An Excerpt from The Onion

“These conspiracy theorems shed new light on this historic figure, who was apparently suspicious of the fact that all triangles have interior angles adding up to 180 degrees, believing this was evidence that they were united in hiding some sort of covert agenda,” said Professor Janet Boisvert, who found among the artifacts an alternative version of the Pythagorean theorem in which Pythagoras concluded that the square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle was equal to the sum of “all the lies embodied by these cursed triangles!” “One scroll is 35 feet long and contains nothing but a rambling series of postulates attempting to demonstrate the existence of a triangle with three obtuse angles that he thought was being kept under wraps by the government.”

“Pythagoras also stayed up every night for two years working on formulas he believed would prove the Great Pyramid at Giza was a hoax perpetrated by pro-triangle propagandists,” she added.


[down] That reads like something off Time Cube.

edited 18th Oct '17 5:27:16 PM by iflewaway

something
TheGamechanger SCP-682 from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
SCP-682
Oct 18th 2017 at 5:03:27 PM

English - Welsh - Arabic - Zulu - Pashto - Hausa - Catalan - Mongolian - English

Patrick John Batvettt "The founder of Paturpur history history" is 180 degrees within a 180 degree three-and-three-story historical background. The stars and the works of art are "all mysterious pictures and objects". "There is a list of samples that are open to 35 meters in length and try to understand the three words, which are believed to be in the control of Ha Ha."

"Petrusus is waiting for two hours a night," he said, adding that the tower had received a triangular support."


The lyrics to Jump Up, Super Star! from Super Mario Odyssey:

Here we go, off the rails Don't you know it's time to raise our sails? It's freedom like you never knew

Don't need bags, or a pass, Say the word, I'll be there in a flash You could say my hat is off to you

Oh, we can zoom all the way to the moon, From this great wide wacky world, Jump with me, grab coins with me, oh yeah!

It's time to jump up in the air, (Jump up in the air), Jump up, don't be scared, (Jump up, don't be scared), Jump up and your cares will soar away, (oohoohooh), And if the dark clouds start to swirl, (Dark clouds start to swirl), Don't fear, don't shed a tear, 'cause I'll be your 1-Up Girl

So let's all jump up super high, (Jump up super high), High up in the sky, (High up in the sky), There's no power-up like dancing, You know that you're my Super Star, (You're my Super Star) No one else can take me this far I'm flipping the switch, Get ready for this, oh Let's do the Odyssey!

Odyssey, ya see (x7), Odyssey, Odyssey!

Spin the wheel, take a chance Every journey starts a new romance A new world's calling out to you

Take a turn, off the path Find a new addition to the cast, You know that any captain needs a crew

Take it in stride as you move, side to side, They're just different points of view Jump with me, grab coins with me, Oh yeah!

Come on and jump up in the air, (Jump up in the air), Jump without a care, (Jump without a care), Jump up 'cause you know that I'll be there And if you find you're short on joy, (Find you're short on joy), Don't fret, just don't forget that You're still our 1-Up Boy

So go on, straighten up your cap, (Straighten up your cap), Let your toes begin to tap, (Toes begin to tap), This rhythm is a power 'shroom (oohoohooh) Don't forget you're the Super Star (You're the Super Star) No one else can make it this far Put a comb through that stache, Now you've got panache, oh Let's do the Odyssey!

It's time to jump up in the air, (Jump up in the air), Jump up, don't be scared, (Jump up don't be scared), Just jump up and your cares will soar away, (oohoohooh), And if the dark clouds start to swirl, (Dark clouds start to swirl), Don't fear, don't shed a tear, 'cause I'll be your 1-Up Girl

Now listen all you boys and girls, (All you boys and girls), All around the world, (All around the world), Don't be afraid to get up and move You know that we're all Super Stars, (We're all Super Stars) We're the ones who've made it this far Put a smile on that face, There's no time to waste, oh Let's do the Odyssey!

ITT: World of Supers
TotallyNotAnAlien Dream Theater is good. Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Dream Theater is good.
Oct 18th 2017 at 6:54:10 PM

English - Japanese - Latin - Maori - Malay - Bangali - English

Here we train train trials. I do not know what you want to add? It's freezing because you do not know This is not the work of money bag, or it is blocking the trip and what he does, and I just want to say, if you can say, maybe they are not working 'to send the clock hits' Oh, we will be able to read the best light of the world on the walkie, in the bag, hold my money Yes! (Jump over the air), jump up and down, do not be afraid, (jump and down, do not be afraid), jump up and down your anxiety and up and down (a) and (start with a dark cloud) Start the clouds, boldly, do not reduce tears. My own daughter did so However, it does not jump to Ultra-High, High Jump, High Day, and such dance power ups, air, you know that you are my superstar. I turned to get rid of my superstar) who did not need to do it, Homer Ah! The first watch (x7) Homer! The wheels posted and also mentioned that you begin to receive new love Turn off the twist to know the latest information, you know, swimming needs to be swim Please go when you go, when they are annoyed, they are alone on the other side. If you try to get my money, yes! (Jumping in the air), jumping to dance, jumping, you know, because you lost your happiness (you need to know) at no happy rate, do not worry, do not forget boys 1-Ace for us Do not forget to give up as a shroom energy (oohoohooh) you increase acting as a thumb (hollow tape start) (you superstar 1) who can not do it for other hikes exercise exercises, but now you have the same Ah ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah (Jumping over the air), jumping up and down, jumping up and down and not jumping, jumping up and down and jumping on the run. Then do not be afraid to turn out all dark black circles (starting with the dark), do not run a tear. My own daughter did so Listen to young people, all children and girls, in the way the world is almost openly not afraid to ask the whole world. All the superstasts) did not keep the video on it, he never missed, did Anne D work?


The first paragraph of Eldritch Abomination:

The Alien. The Other. The Inconceivable. The Eldritch Abomination is a type of creature defined by its disregard for the natural laws of the universe as we understand them. They are grotesque mockeries of reality beyond comprehension whose disturbing otherness cannot be encompassed in any mortal tongue. Humans suffer Brown Note or Go Mad from the Revelation effects just from witnessing their Alien Geometries. Reality itself warps around them. Any rules that they do follow are beyond our understanding, as are what motives they might have for any of their actions.

[down]Weird... bits of it are the exact opposite of the original!

edited 18th Oct '17 7:23:06 PM by TotallyNotAnAlien

Helpless hysteria / A false sense of urgency / Trapped in my phobia / Possessed by anxiety
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Oct 18th 2017 at 7:19:18 PM

English-French-Croation-Russian-Arabic-Bangla-English

Strange. Something It is not understood. Being exotic in Eldrich's womb, the natural law of the universe is determined by its disdain, and we understand them. The reality behind this understanding is that the strange swipes, which can not take the second possibility of any deadly language concern. People go crazy about suffering from brown notes or exposed results, just looking at extraterrestrial engineering. The reality is just distorted around them. Because of the rules for our effectiveness as well as our rules that follow us, our understanding is too much.


The lyrics to Still Into You by Paramore.

Can't count the years on one hand that we've been together

I need the other one to hold you

Make you feel, make you feel better

It's not a walk in the park to love each other

But when our fingers interlock, can't deny, can't deny, you're the worth it

'Cause after all this time

I'm still into you

I should be over all the butterflies but I'm into you, I'm into you

And even baby our worst nights

I'm into you, I'm into you

Let 'em wonder how we got this far,

'Cause I don't really need to wonder at all

Yeah, after all this time

I'm still into you

Recount the night that I first met your mother

And on the drive back to my house I told you that, I told you that I loved ya

You felt the weight of the world fall off the shoulder

And to your favorite song we sang along, to the start of forever

And after all this time

I'm still into you

I should be over all the butterflies but I'm into you, I'm into you

And even baby our worst nights

I'm into you, I'm into you

Let 'em wonder how we got this far,

'Cause I don't really need to wonder at all

Yeah after all this time

I'm still into you

Some things just, some things just make sense

And one of those is you and I

Some things just, some things just make sense

And even after all this time

I'm into you

Baby not a day goes by that I'm not into you

I should be over all the butterflies but I'm into you, I'm into you

And even baby our worst nights

I'm into you, I'm into you

Let 'em wonder how we got this far,

'Cause I don't really need to wonder at all

Yeah after all this time

I'm still into you

I'm still into you

I'm still into you

edited 18th Oct '17 7:21:17 PM by TacoBadger

Huzzah
TheGamechanger SCP-682 from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
SCP-682
Oct 18th 2017 at 7:31:04 PM

English - Luxembourgish - Uzbek - Russian - Haitian Creole - Bosnian - Filipino - English

We can not say that we are all together, because we need to have a good situation. When I'm working on my fingers in the garden, I always have a butterfly, but I did not deny that I was in you, because I was in you. We will ask ourselves why we are away, because I do not trust anyone, then every time I go home every day, I sit in the nights when I hear my mother. I come back to you and I want to tell you that it is falling from the pain of a painful world, and we start to start our favorite song. But at last I was still, and almost with butterflies, I was with you, I was with you, and I was with you, the dragon, while we were long, I was not surprised. It's always easy to do, there are things that are not right. I have it all, and I have to do something. After this time, I do not want to be a child, not one day, but not all the butterflies, but me, yes. Even though some of your nights are me, and you, I'll see that we have plenty of time. I always love you all the time.


Frieza's Complete Monster entry:

Frieza is the tyrannical head of the Galactic Frieza Army, an organization that wipes out all life from planets, then sells the planets to the highest bidder. Prior to the events of the series, Frieza destroyed Planet Vegeta, bringing the Saiyan race to near extinction despite their loyalty, as he feared that he was going to be overthrown by a Super Saiyan. During his invasion of Namek, Frieza killed many civilians, including Dende's caretakers and brother, even after he got the Dragon Balls. He also slaughtered several warriors and tortured Nail, Gohan, and Vegeta to near-death, and had Vegeta crying and begging Goku to stop Frieza, who then shoots Vegeta through the heart. He then blew up Dende, when he learned the boy could heal people. He then blew a hole through Piccolo, proceeded to blow up Krillin, and threatened Goku's son, which led to Goku becoming the very thing that he feared most. When Goku showed mercy by giving the dying Frieza some energy, Frieza promptly tried to kill him, leading Goku to blow him apart. He later came back as a Cyborg, and went to Earth with his father to destroy it, only stopped by Future Trunks. Resurrected by his underlings Sorbet and Tagoma, Frieza craved revenge on the Saiyans, and would stop at nothing to achieve it. After Tagoma suggested that Frieza should ignore the Super Saiyans and focus on his empire, Frieza killed him by blasting him into space. He started an invasion of Earth, destroyed an entire city, killed his entire army, except for Sorbet after they lost to the Z fighters, and tortured an injured Goku by stomping on his chest. When he was overpowered by Vegeta, he destroyed the entire Earth not caring if he would be killed in the explosion, just to spite the Saiyans. Genocidal, arrogant, and sadistic underneath his polite exterior, Frieza set a new standard for Dragon Ball villains.

[down]Vegetables through one's heart certainly sound painful....

edited 18th Oct '17 7:45:53 PM by TheGamechanger

ITT: World of Supers
InfinityRyujin Mysterious and Troubling Memory from Mugenri Relationship Status: The vvillage twwo-wwheeled devvice
Mysterious and Troubling Memory
Oct 18th 2017 at 7:41:53 PM

English -> Danish -> Macedonian -> Portuguese -> Icelandic -> Greek -> Vietnamese -> English

Frieza is a Tyran feminist of the Galactic Friz, an organization that desiccates all planets from planets and planets and sells them to the highest bidder. As for the events in the series, Planet Vegeta Frieza destroyed Saiyan's struggle to end the blockade, despite his faith as he feared being overwhelmed by Super Saiyan. During Namek-Frisa's invasion, many civilians were killed, including the defenders of Dende and his brother, even after using the dragon. He also killed more warriors and suggested that Neil, Gohan and Vegeta die, but Vete screams and asks Goku to stand with Freizee, who delivers the vegetables through his heart. Then he passed Dende when he learned that he could heal people. He goes to Piccolo, continues to blow Crinine and threatens Son Goku, who takes Goku to the fears. When Gokova shows mercy, for Frisa the French energy immediately tries to kill him and tells Goku to replace him. He then returned as a computer man and went down to the ground with his father ruining him, but he made the chest futuristic. The rise of Sorbe and their Tagoma, Frisa, insisted that it had effect in Saia and would not represent anything to gain. After Tagoma suggested that Frisa attend the saints and perform his empire, he killed Frisa by spraying into space. He begins invading the country, destroying the entire city and killing all his army except Sorbet, after losing the Z Warrior and injuring Goku injured with a feeding blast. When Vegeta was taken away, he went all over the country, not knowing that he was killed in a bomb, just for the saints. However, Frieza has set a new standard for the villain Dragon Ball.


Homestuck, this page:

The streets are empty. Wind skims the voids keeping neighbors apart, as if grazing the hollow of a cut reed, or say, a plundered mailbox. A familiar note is produced. It's the one Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune.

It is your thirteenth birthday, and as with all twelve preceding it, something feels missing from your life. The game presently eluding you is only the latest sleight of hand in the repertoire of an unseen riddler, one to engender a sense not of mirth, but of lack. His coarse schemes are those less of a prankster than a common pickpocket. His riddle is Absence itself. It is a mystery dispersing altogether, like the moon's faint reflection, with even one pebble of inquiry dropped in its black well. It is the most diabolical riddle of all.

"Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire." -Walt Whitman

Yes, you are certain Walt Whitman said that. One hundred percent positive.

You have a feeling it's going to be a long day.

edited 18th Oct '17 7:42:11 PM by InfinityRyujin

"Holy am I alone, throughout Heaven and Earth! 'Tis I, the informant!" ...Or something.
iflewaway someone from somewhere
someone
Oct 18th 2017 at 7:53:04 PM

Sudanese - Korean - Icelandic - Arabic - Basque - Welsh - Czech

The streets are empty. The wind removes pores that keep calm neighbors, such as grazing in large springs or as a mailbox. The choice will comment. The device is not reported in the desert. Your third birthday is ten years and as a twelfth good job, it seems that something is missing in your life. Exciting play is the only ultimate invisible secret. Its waste is smaller than in the pocket. His secret is wrong. As an overview of the moonlight, there seems to be a mysterious rock that falls on the black line. Everything is the most common puzzle. "The candles and fans of the wind did not appear with little interest and attention." - Walt Whitman Yes, sure, said Walt Whitman. 100% positive. It sounds like a long day.


An excerpt from Naked Lunch

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard.

This ass talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose? Well this talking hit you right down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could smell.

This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called “The Better ‘Ole” that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it but it was clever. Like, “Oh I say, are you still down there, old thing?”

“Nah I had to go relieve myself.”

After a while the ass start talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time.

Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in-curving hooks and started eating. He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him: “It’s you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we dont need you around here any more. I can talk and eat and shit.”

After that he began waking up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpole’s tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the human body. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell. So finally his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous, except for the eyes you dig. Thats one thing the asshole couldn’t do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain couldn’t give orders any more. It was trapped in the skull, sealed off. For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, and there was no more feeling in them than a crab’s eyes on the end of a stalk.


[down]This is great. God 037-004 is officially the worst God

edited 18th Oct '17 9:29:01 PM by iflewaway

something
TheGamechanger SCP-682 from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
SCP-682
Oct 18th 2017 at 9:23:30 PM

English - Somali - Hebrew - Lao - Chinese (Traditional) - Scots Gaelic - Afrikaans - Javanese - Sesotho - English

Do I tell you what you are learning? Each property is oppressed, uncovered. Not the way I heard.

Her sister was forbidden. If you hit, do you know apples and apples when you feel like a place, you know you can not get it all? Words that make you feel there, attack, tall and thirsty, you can easily say.

This man is serving democracy and is starting a new post. It is also raised, called "Oliver", screaming, to me. I have many changes, but it's amazing. So, "Oh, in this case, where are you at, where?" "I do not have to give up."

Eventually she began talking about her. He had no wrong, and the serpent had come back at any time. Then he made his teeth like a cloth, and he began to eat. He is a slave, not like an animal such as any language such as witchcraft. Eventually, almost every day talking about day and night, you hear crying with Fearsh, and candles, but not so much. "" I can not do it, "she shouted," because I have to get it here. "You can say, I can eat it, I can do it.

He gets up in the morning and closes his mouth with a jilbac team. A white scientist, known as D.T., can grow without distinction in any body. 037-004 The worst God, if you have any questions, there is a bad relationship with Hanuunnimo. This is not based. They need eyes, but their eyes are closed, and the shape of the brain does not lose any other instructions. He was arrested by a blocked patch. Shortly after seeing the stress, the eyes, the brain are the last to die because the eye does not hear the last fire at the end of the eye.


The lyrics to one of Metal Sonic's theme songs:

He's...

going his own way...

Just...

like a black-eyed stingray...

He's born and raised with a body which screams come on!

Like a bitter homely kind of people that

just too much for the heart of the future...

He's out to get you gonna make you shout..

He wanna touch he wanna scan you out...

You can run all you want but no you're gonna pay...

He's put together the wrong way...

The wrong way...

He's put together the wrong way...

The wrong way...

[down]Wow, that makes him sound like a crybaby![lol]

edited 18th Oct '17 9:55:51 PM by TheGamechanger

ITT: World of Supers
TroperNo9001 Frog Princess(-to-be) from New Orleans Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Frog Princess(-to-be)
Oct 18th 2017 at 9:48:33 PM

English - Filipino - Indonesian - Chinese (Simplified) - Japanese - Korean - English

She is

In your own way

just ...

Like a black eye

He grew up in a born and crying body!

Like the bitter type

Future in mind too ...

He cried.

He wants you to deal with what he tests ...

You can move everything you want, but you will not pay it

He combined the wrong way ...

Wrong way ...

He combined the wrong way ...

Wrong way ...


Sans' Battle Speech (first part)

it's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming. on days like these, kids like you... Should be burning in Hell.

Player Attacks: what? you think i'm just gonna stand there and take it?

our reports showed a massive anomaly in the timespace continuum. timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting... until suddenly, everything ends. heh heh heh… that's your fault, isn't it? you can't understand how this feels, knowing that one day, without any warning... it's all going to be reset. look. i gave up trying to go back a long time ago. and getting to the surface doesn't really appeal anymore, either. cause even if we do... we'll just end up back here without any memory of it, right? to be blunt... it makes it kind of hard to give it my all. ...or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy...? hell if i know. all i know is... seeing what comes next... i can't afford not to care anymore.

ugh... that being said... you, uh, really like swinging that thing around, huh? ...listen. i know you didn't answer me before, but... somewhere in there. i can feel it. there's a glimmer of a good person inside of you. the memory of someone who once wanted to do the right thing. someone who, in another time, might have even been... a friend? c'mon, buddy. do you remember me? please, if you're listening... let's forget all of this, ok? just lay down your weapon and... well, my job will be a lot easier.

Player attacks again: welp, it was worth a shot. guess you like doing things the hard way, huh?

Player spares Sans: ... you're sparing me? finally. buddy. pal. i know how hard it must be... to make that choice. to go back on everything you've worked up to. i want you to know... i won't let it go to waste. ...c'mere, pal.

(Player is killed in an Unblockable Attack. Game Over screen shows up, set to a sped-up version of Dogsong.)

geeettttttt dunked on!!!

(beat)

if we're really friends... you won't come back.

[down]First, Sans was being suicidal trying to meet his corporation's deadlines, then he serves the Human Child a meal? I'm gonna write that quote like this: haaavvvvvvve a meal!!! [lol]

edited 18th Oct '17 10:18:16 PM by TroperNo9001

"I've worked hard for everything I've got, and that's the way it's supposed to be!"
Zanreo Star Yoshi from Yoshi's Island Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Star Yoshi
Oct 18th 2017 at 9:54:59 PM

English - Spanish - Norwegian - Hungarian - Malay - Swedish - Korean - English

It was a good day. Birds dusun, flowers grow. These napkins, kids who like cars ... I have to go to hell.

Player's Attack: What? Do you think I'll go up and take it?

The testimony continues to be huge. When deadlines change from side to side, they start ... and you are very happy. hehe hehe ... This is your fault, is not it? You do not understand how you feel. You know it sometime without a reminder. Everything will continue. See also. This can only be attempted. It is a good idea for you. Because we will, we will be right here without a memory, right? Foolish ... It is difficult to give it all. What is the bad reason to be lazy? Shit, I know I know everything. I know what will come ... Let me worry again.

Tell me ... You are really balanced, huh? listen. You did not answer me ... somewhere. I can feel it. There is a good human light. The memory that fits me. Anyone who can do it at once ... My friend? Please, friend. Do you remember? I heard. Forget this? Just put a gun ... The monk will be easy.

New Player Attack: Welpe, it's worth it. Do you think you like hard work?

Swapping players instead of Sands ... forgive me? Finally. Dongji Corporation. I know how hard it is to make this choice. Return to everything you do. I want you to know ... I let you waste your time. ... My friend.

(If the player dies in a deadlock, the game screen displayed in the accelerated version of Dogsong is displayed.)

Have a meal!

(HIT)

We are really friends. You will not come back.


Hotel Mario intro:

Bowser: (laughs)
Mario: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?
Luigi: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!
Mario: Luigi, look! It's from Bowser.
“Dear pesky plumbers: The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels. I dare you to find her if you can.”
We've got to find the Princess!
Luigi: And YOU gotta help us!
Mario: If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

[down][down] Haha xD Invitation to an oily garage x3 also looks like the enclosed instruction book part just disappeared

edited 19th Oct '17 12:02:50 AM by Zanreo

Imagine if the actual in-game powerup looked more like this
TropesForever from up north (if you're in Antarctica) Relationship Status: A teenager in love
Oct 18th 2017 at 10:00:12 PM

[nja]

edited 18th Oct '17 10:07:24 PM by TropesForever

TheGamechanger SCP-682 from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
SCP-682
Oct 18th 2017 at 10:07:01 PM

English - Yoruda - Shona - Kyrgyz - Marathi - Amharic - Punjabi - Czech - English

Buser: (laughs)

Mario: Yes, this is a ride, yes, an invitation to an oily garage?

Luigi: I have a brutal girl!

Mario Luizi, look! Or barch

"From conflict and destruction: Cochoping dominated the government." The prince visited seven business people who live as long as possible, I live as long as possible. " Queen!

Luigi: You can help!

Mario: If you need advice on how to resolve the dispute of the President


The lyrics to "We Are Number One":

Hey! We are number one, hey! We are number one Now, listen closely

Here's a little lesson in trickery This is going down in history If you wanna be a villain number one You have to chase a superhero on the run

Just follow my moves and sneak around Be careful not to make a sound, shh No! Don't touch that!

We are number one, hey! We are number one We are number one

Ha, ha, ha! Now, look at this net that I just found When I say: "Go", be ready to throw. Go! Throw it at him, not me! Oh! Let's try something else

Now watch and learn, here's the deal He'll slip and slide on this banana peel, ha, ha, ha! What are you doing?!

Hey!

Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba, we are number one, hey! Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba Villain number one!

Hey!

Hey! Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba, we are number one, hey! Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba

We are number one We are number one We are number one, hey, hey!

[down]So Robbie works at a hospital? I pity the patients...[lol]

edited 18th Oct '17 10:28:30 PM by TheGamechanger

ITT: World of Supers
TroperNo9001 Frog Princess(-to-be) from New Orleans Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Frog Princess(-to-be)
Oct 18th 2017 at 10:25:47 PM

English - Yiddish - Zulu - Icelandic - Haitian Creole - Nepali - English

Hey! We have a number, hello! Please listen carefully once

Here's a tough direction that goes down in history if you want a surgeon number that requires you to run a warrior.

Just follow my walk and do not do it well, no! Touch it!

We have a number, hello! We are one of the forms we are

No, no, no! Now watch the network that I want to say "go", ready to go. Go! Throw it, not me! Hey! Let's try another

Now, look at this, this management will make you gentle and banana pages, ha ha, yes, yes! What did you do

Hey!

Remember, let's go, let us, we're a number, hello! Blessings, blessings-Bida Vera, BA BB-BE Low-Low-Low-Low, Bao Less Rainfall!

Hey!

Hey! Remember, let's go, let us, we're a number, hello! Do not worry, no, no need, no, no

There is a form that is our only number, hello, hello!


Stronger Than You

This is Garnet.
Back together.
And I'm never going down at the hands of the likes of you because I'm so much better.
And every part of me is saying "Go get her".

The two of us ain't gonna follow your rules.
Come at me without any of your fancy tools.
Let's go, just me and you.
Let's go, just one on two.

Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able.
Can't you see that my relationship is stable?
I can see you hate the way we intermingle.
But I think you're just mad 'cause you're single.

And you're not gonna stop what we made together.
We are gonna stay like this forever.
If you break us apart, we'll just come back newer.
And we'll always be twice the gem that you are.

I am made
O-o-o-o-of
Lo-o-o-o-ove.
O-o-o-o-of

Lo-o-o-o-ove.
Lo-o-o-o-ove.
Lo-o-o-o-ove.

(instrumental break)

This is who we are.
This is who I am.
And if you think you can stop me,
Then you need to think again.

'Cause I am a feeling,
And I will never end,
And I won't let you hurt my planet,
And I won't let you hurt my friends.

Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able.
Can't you see that my relationship is stable?
I know you think I'm not something you're afraid of,
'Cause you think that you've seen what I'm made of.

But I am even more than the two of them.
Everything they care about is what I am.
I am their fury. I am their patience.
I am a conversation.

I am made
O-o-o-o-of
Lo-o-o-o-ove.
O-o-o-o-of
And it's stronger than you.

L-o-o-o-ove.
O-o-o-o-of
L-o-o-o-ove.
And it's stronger than you.

Lo-o-o-o-ove.
O-o-o-o-of
Lo-o-o-o-ove.
And it's stronger than you.

O-o-o-o-of
Lo-o-o-o-ove.
Lo-o-o-o-ove.

[down]Lots of untranslated words there. Looks like Garnet has gone meta about this game, huh?

edited 18th Oct '17 11:17:51 PM by TroperNo9001

"I've worked hard for everything I've got, and that's the way it's supposed to be!"
Penroses Master of Two Dimensions from Flat Zone Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
Master of Two Dimensions
Oct 18th 2017 at 11:07:11 PM

[up]I think that might've been caused by the Zulu translation.

English -> Greek -> Latin -> Russian -> Zulu -> Icelandic -> English -> Latin -> English

Again Estin boutignanum transcaucasicum k.

Pizon mazim.Unusual.

Dear beat Tonny Pote, and the sympathy I have said, the SAS kalyteres to finish.

Meron Pre-Keto can Yegor gorodskikh zhiteley ordered. "

All translations of useful and reviewed the opinion Rating usability Latest versions Latest version write a review

This will make it possible to install SAS.

Priruchit, Pakatel Kai Mono esy.

Priruchit, "it adds mono-worm seed.

He numbered them from all their translations, the translation of the sentence of usability to continue all useful reviews yet Latest Latest Sermons version of My Reviews Rating

The bones of the thorns grew up, of brass; four OTI OTI?

Boro SAS daydreaming, the lump. Yego anamignýoume.

OTI conference call with Nomiz Eisai Eisai eniaíos.

The life of a tree, one of the all Kaname mazim.Unusual?

Ten meinoum, Dazhi Giya and panty.

T-spicy epistrepsoume Filopator your order.

When one thing is Kay, pantoV DYO So shall they put six.

eimai ftiagmenos

Oh-oh-oh-a

-O-O-litiy gross place.

Oh-oh-oh-a

-O-O-litiy gross place.

-O-O-litiy gross place.

-O-O-litiy gross place.

(Diáleimma orgánou)

Afto Pau Estin easiest.

Aftoi Estin polyusny Ema it.

To use the reference to the person a little which burneth with kay

Totalizer skewer pale ice.

Some syndrome is an anime

But John would have tkha mozhet teleióso;

But when Ahaziah the SAS Underneers urovnya yego regarded;

John Paul Filo yego well X. vlápseis Tonn.

He numbered them from all their translations, the translation of the sentence of usability to continue all useful reviews yet Latest Latest Sermons version of My Reviews Rating

The bones of the thorns grew up, of brass; four OTI OTI?

I'm wondering Nero Fovásai POU Metsenat just once;

But, when we the salt of the stands for the phantoménos and Ti.

There are tons of eimai Perissótero drugy DYO is sweet.

Oh look!

Sign up now reviews the Google Play Google+ for google, so it's easier to see views of the people do not care. Eimai ypomoní two.

Eimai synditisi povernut.

eimai ftiagmenos

Oh-oh-oh-a

-O-O-litiy gross place.

Oh-oh-oh-a

This ischyrotero Estin Kay.

50-dy-dy-Chet gross.

Oh-oh-oh-a

50-dy-dy-Chet gross.

This ischyrotero Estin Kay.

-O-O-litiy gross place.

Oh-oh-oh-a

-O-O-litiy gross place.

This ischyrotero Estin Kay.

Oh-oh-oh-a

-O-O-litiy gross place.

-O-O-litiy gross place.

okay I know I'm not supposed to be the one to comment on the contents of the translation but did you see that total Google advertisement in the center???


FNaF SL Custom Night Ending Cutscene

Father.

It’s me, Michael.

I did it. I found it.

It was right where you said it would be. They were all there.

They didn’t recognise me at first, but then, they thought I was you…

And I found her. I put her back together, just like you asked me to. She’s free now.

But something is wrong with me. I should be dead. But I’m not.

I’ve been living in shadows. There is only one thing left for me to do now. I’m going to come find you.

I’m going to come find you…

[down]I'm dead, but no. wow that's hilarious

edited 18th Oct '17 11:27:31 PM by Penroses

BALL FLAGMAN VERMIN FIRE JUDGE MANHOLE HELMET LION PARACHUTE OCTOPUS CHEF TURTLE BRIDGE FIRE ATTACK OIL PANIC GREEN HOUSE
TheGamechanger SCP-682 from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
SCP-682
Oct 18th 2017 at 11:25:41 PM

English - Serbian - Telugu - Korean - Hmong - Esperanto - Georgian - English

Father

I am Michael.

I am. I found it.

It's the same as you said. They were there.

They do not know the first, but I think they ...

I found it. When you ask me, I'll come back. Now it's free.

But something with me. I'm dead, but no.

I'm in the shade. I only have one. I will come and find.

I see you ...


A Fawful quote from Superstar Saga:

"I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"

[down]Will there be mustard of doom at the Cafeteria?[lol]

edited 18th Oct '17 11:36:31 PM by TheGamechanger

ITT: World of Supers
TroperNo9001 Frog Princess(-to-be) from New Orleans Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Frog Princess(-to-be)
Oct 18th 2017 at 11:33:28 PM

English - French - Latin - Uzbek - Igbo - Javanese - English

"If you are not sure if you want to go to Counter Strike, you have to go to Cackletta, Cafeteria, -kpoc Mali


Team Rocket Motto (Original)

Prepare for trouble!

And make it double!

To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

To extend our reach to the stars above!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!

Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Meowth, that's right!

[down]Are you telling me there's gonna be a glow worm Pokémon in Gen 8?

edited 18th Oct '17 11:53:25 PM by TroperNo9001

"I've worked hard for everything I've got, and that's the way it's supposed to be!"
Penroses Master of Two Dimensions from Flat Zone Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
Master of Two Dimensions
Oct 18th 2017 at 11:42:41 PM

English -> Greek -> Latin -> Russian -> Icelandic -> Ukrainian -> English

Getting ready for trouble!

And twice!

Stay away from this world!

Everyone belongs to the same country

True love is a bad record

On us, supplements to the stars;

Jessie!

James!

Caterpillar combines the speed of light spray!

Or are you ready to fight it now?

Energy, is not it?


Little Baby's Ice Cream Advertisement

There’s good reason for my glistening skin.

And how I shine.

And how my pours are so clean, and clear.

I eat Little Baby’s Ice Cream.

It keeps me young.

It keeps me light on my feet.

I spring from activity to activity.

I love my job.

I love my life.

When you eat Little Baby’s Ice Cream, you’ll wink and nod and hug and high five each other with great enthusiasm.

This is a special time.

Little Baby’s Ice Cream.

Ice cream is a feeling.

[down]Just wanted to point out that he downgraded from loving his work and life to just liking them.

edited 18th Oct '17 11:57:30 PM by Penroses

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