Tropers: The Series

"Heh heh... this will be fun to watch" Zanreo says as she buys some popcorn from a nearby stand and starts eating.

"Not the time to be eating, Zanreo!"

You call this a carnival? The town crier says. I barely got five minutes off from work before I was nearly trampled!

(Enter Quark-Chey, her husband Nez the Dalek, and their adorable little Dalek child.)
"YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!"
"Shall we destroy, Nez? Shall we destroy?"
"EXTERMINATE!"

"Sure it is" Zanreo says as she grabs a handful, "snacks are great for entertainment."

"I never thought I'd say this, but... get him!" says Hubert. The townspeople all jump on Pomposo. More Amusing Injuries ensue, and money goes flying.

"Well, I guess that takes care of that," says Puma.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Jul 5th 2019 at 9:56:40 AM

Bob shrugs, and then jumps into the Big Ball of Violence with a flying elbow.

Arimo plops her Guy helmet on and joins in.

“I’m gonna take you to Alive 2017!”

Neil silently enters the commotion. He pulls Pomposo out from the violence ball and handcuffs him.

We were keeping watch on you in case something like this happened. Nice try.

He turns to the tropers.

Thank you for your service. It was nice not to be fighting you this time.

He throws Pomposo into the back of a police wagon.

"And that's the end of that Carnival chapter," Steph chimed in happily while dusting her hands sweetly. The Canned Laughter machine makes a goose-honking noise to signify it's still broken

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jul 6th 2019 at 12:31:43 AM

"Indeed... Say, do you want to go see a movie?"
(Meanwhile, Ford walks up to Chey.)
"Hello, Ford! What do you want?"
(Ford then embraces Chey and kisses her.)
"Aww. I love you too, Fordie."
(Chey then kisses back.)
"Now, what was that for?"
"To thank you for today. Well, before Pomposo made a mess of things."
"You're welcome, sweetheart. So, what do you want to go do now?"
"Go out to dinner?"
"Sure. We'll see y'all later!"
(And so, Chey and Ford walk off while holding each other's hands.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 5th 2019 at 9:35:25 AM

"Aww," says Puma, watching Chey and Ford leave. He turns to the camera.

"So, Steph, you said the Carnival chapter is over, huh? You know what this means."

"The Carnival is Over" by the Seekers plays. As the music starts up, the circus beasts head back towards the portal. However, Puma runs up to the bear and tugs on its leg. It and the others look down at the tropers. Puma hugs the bear's leg, and points to the tropers. The beasts look at each other, then walk away from the portal, which closes. They dance to the music, along with Puma and Maria.

Season Five, Episode Twenty-One: Played for a Fool

(The episode kicks off with the Tropers at the Drewski Park flower garden. Chey is up on a podium while her boombox Avon was sitting in a deep, coffin-shaped box on a table.)
"Ladies and gentlemen... We are gathered here today to honor and celebrate the life of Avon the boombox. Well, at least his ability to talk."
(Cut to Clone!Robin sitting at a bench. He was wearing a party hat and blowing on a noisemaker.)

EDIT: Nevermind, I am not doing that. Instead, I am also in the audience, applauding, although I do not know why.

"Who's this Avon they're talking about?" I whisper to [the next poster].

Edited by Afterwards on Jul 5th 2019 at 7:50:07 AM

Bob whispers back.

"I have no idea."

"Chey's talking boombox..."
"Avon was and still is a great boombox. He can play CDs and cassettes, pick up FM and AM stations from all around town and can barely pick up a few AM stations a hundred miles away, and more importantly, record stuff from the radio, CDs, and even whatever device is hooked up to the audio-in port with a auxiliary cord onto cassette. Unfortunately, when he still could talk, he was rude as smegging heck and took great pleasure in insulting everyone, especially Robin."
(Clone!Robin then laughs and gets up to do a little dance.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 5th 2019 at 9:53:29 AM

Tropes is wiping away tears.

(Tales gets a call on his cell phone.)

“Hello! Tales speaking! ....Oh, this is about my wife? She’s finished recovering from her PTSD? Great news! I’ll go down to Tropesburg Grand Hospital in a few moments.”

"Wife, eh? I had a wife. I wonder whatever happened to her after I died..."

Bob looks oddly sad.

"And so, that is why I had the Bus-Driving Mechanoid take apart the boombox and take whatever was making it talk out. Now while we will all miss Avon so dearly,"
"I WON'T! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Robin..."
"His voice will live on..."
"Yeah, in hell!"
"...As the Chey Bus's new GPS system."
"Are you kidding me!?"
"Nope."
(Clone!Robin then breaks down into tears.)

"Bus?" I say, ears perking.

"Yeah!"

"Tell me more about this.... bus...." I inquire.

(Zanreo holds up a sign saying "F".)

"...wait, new GPS system?"

Edited by Zanreo on Jul 5th 2019 at 5:07:15 PM