Tropers: The Series

Tropes is one quarter of the way through the terms & conditions page when he hears Puma.

"Oh, thank god."

(Chey then gets a blue space suit with small, white stars and the seal of Rassilon on the front.)
"Hmmm, not bad."

"You actually read that stuff?" Zanreo asks Tropes as she sees the spacesuits... she goes over and pulls out a purple suit with a blue, glitchy pattern and a few brightly glowing stripes. "Ooh, nice!"

Edited by Zanreo on Jun 13th 2019 at 3:26:27 PM

Aveyond grabs a light pink and light blue suit with a heart on the back. It shimmers slightly in the light. It looks like Peach and Rosalina's bike suits from MK

"He's rather persistent''

She smiles

Edited by Aveyond on Jun 14th 2019 at 3:38:44 AM

(Ford then gets his suit which has... a argyle pattern exactly like on his sweater.)
"Really?"

(Tales turns on the TV because he has nothing better to do. On the TV is a news bulletin saying that the Touhou girls from Season 3 have taken over Drewski Park and renamed it Gensokyo Park.)

Steph gets a purple spacesuit and tries it on, "How does it look on me?"

I pull out a space suit that's entirely hot pink, with cherry blossom patterns all up on it. On the shoulder is a rainbow flag, with the black and brown stripes on it. On the upper leg the letters BH are embroidered in elegant cursive and golden glitter.

Arimo pulls out a space suit that is blue with a golden helmet and even has space to accommodate her antlers.

“You should be fine, right Baryl!”

”Yeah. It’s not like I’ll be going blue in the face!”

“...Enough of the unfunny jokes, Baryl.”

Bob shrugs, then puts on a black suit with an exact copy of his body on it.

"Huh."

"Plz rate my spacesuit yall it really does match my soul exactly"

Grabs a blue suit with a fire emblem on it

"This isn't so bad"

Junon shrugs and grabs a spacesuit.

Revenge is on the ship, and he puts on a simple space mask that connects to an air tank.

"Sup."

"Hey."

Heather pulls out.

Oh god, that's a lot of fucking stripes. Stripes of different colors, stripes of colors that haven't even been invented yet. It's just a gigantic eyesore to anyone involved.

She puts it on, happy as pie!

"Mr. Terwards, I think your suit looks great!"

Tropes gets into his suit, which is seemingly stitched together out of the fabric of everyone else's suit style.

"Perfect!"

''He goes back to the console.

"Now, does anyone know the way to Belgar? I'd use the Global Positioning System, but there's no globe."

Edited by TropesForever on Jun 14th 2019 at 4:52:21 AM

"Belgar? That is only a few lightyears away..." She says this like it's not much of a deal, seeming to think.

"I am sure we will reach our destination in a couple hundred years!"

"Ah, okay!"

Tropes reclines in the captain's chair and thinks.

"...Wait a minute, if we stay here for that long our ratings will plummet!"

He gets up and searches the console for a button to help. He sees a big button marked "TURBO".

"Alright. This better work, and not turn us into babies again."

Tropes presses the button. Static fills the screen, and this plays at 10x speed. When it finishes, the tropers have arrived their destination, and are all lying on the ground. Tropes breathes.

"...Well. I think that worked."

"That definitely worked, I didn't even need to use my gps system that was installed in my head earlier, and you should probably ignore what I just said." Steph responds brightly although it may be because she drank all of the coffee on the way to the destination.

"Whoa... that sure was fast..." Zanreo says. "...I loved it!"

"....Holy shit"

Avie stumbled her way to Tropes and collapses on him

"Yeah I'm not ready for kids yet. Even if it's literally us"

Steph finishes a plate of spaghetti while waiting for the submarine to land, "Are We There Yet?"

West keeps rolling on the floor while asking “Where are we even going?”.

Bob sits up, very clearly pissed.

"I've fallen over twice within just a couple of pages. I hate these crutches."