Tropers: The Series

Evil!Melody: Oh, I'm so sorry I used your toothpaste to make some squeesable cheese with. Actually, the effects should wear off in a few seconds, so your friend there should have a stomach full of toothpaste............Right about........Now!

(Chey simply collapses in front of everyone. Ford rushes over to her side.)
"F-F-Ford..."
"Oh, Chey, what the zark were you thinking?"
"I didn't know it was toothpaste. That was stupid of me. Well, I least I get to dissolve with you beside me, Ford. Chey would've appreciated you being by her clone's side when she-"
(The Chey clone dissolves into a puddle of blue slime, leaving only her clothes and a lock of her hair behind.)
"Wait, clone? Then if that was a clone of Chey, Where's the real one?"
(Chey opens her cabin door, whistling a Bee Gees song and drying her hair off with a towel.)
"Ah, there you are, Ford."
(Chey shuts her cabin door and rushes over to the puddle of slime.)
"Oh, well that's lovely. That was my favorite pair of pants too. Anyways, sorry if I worried you, Ford. I needed a shower, so while you were at your bathroom, I made a temporary clone of myself. She was meant to dissolve into slime after a certain period of time. It was awfully nice of you to be by her side when she dissolved."
"Wha-how-bu-why... Ahhh, I need a drink..."
(Ford walks off shaking his head.)

edited 25th Apr '18 3:19:17 PM by EeveeGirlChey

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ANNOUNCER: "Tropers: The Series: The Great Troper Race will return after these messages!"
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(cut to black, then to a card saying "Technical Difficulties")
TECHNICIAN: "Oh, the sodding cat walked on the control panel and caused the commercial to mess up. That's just groovy..."
(cue another commercial)
ANNOUNCER: "We now return to Tropers: The Series: The Great Troper Race."

Melody: -wakes up- what's been going on? I was having this weird dream about cheese.

Evil!Melody: Aww come on, it was just a clone! That was becoming some good quality drama there!

Ghost!Melody: Hellooooo? I'm still ooveer heeeeeere!

Crazy!Melody: -unintelligible blubbering - noo... Cheyy... Myy cheese ray... Waaaaaah!

"Ah well, I'll just put the slime in a jar for the time being. Hmm, smells like toothpaste..."
"I almost got frightened to death, you know."
"Oh, Fordie, I'm really sorry. When I made that temporary clone of myself, I never had any intent of upsetting anyone."
"...Alright, Apology accepted."
"And to make up for causing your distress; Downstairs, First room on the left."
"Huh?"
"Where the ship's bar is."
"Oh, thank you. I won't be long."
(Ford smiles at Chey and goes off to the ship's bar while Chey starts cleaning the slime.)

“Guys, the airplane is leaving in 50 minutes!”

"Well, smeg. Why are we all doing here on this boat?"
(Ford returns from the bar with a very much satisfied look on his face.)
"I don't know, but I am feeling very happy right now."

“Dang, no one notified me!”

"Where did Tsunku go? Gone to get a pregnancy test or something?"
(Cue canned laughter)

(Tsunku is sitting on the boat, still a Sylveon.)

"Oh."
(cut to a shot of a plane.)

(The plane says Fussenpepper Inc. on it.)

"Are you kidding me? Fussenpepper again?"
"Ahh, we'll handle him. We always do."
"Smegging heck, Ford. You're pretty calm."
"Just wake me up when we land."
(Ford falls asleep, his head resting on Chey's shoulder. Cue the audience going "Awwww..." then Chey holding up a small sign saying "We're not dating")

"What do I need to do?"

"Huh, I don't know, to be honest. Whatever you wanna do, I guess."
(Ford snores.)

-Revenge, now in the form of a typical anime teenager with vague powers, slowly appears next to Ford and Chey with a sign that simply says "Yeah, right." Sarcastic tone is implied. Cue Canned Laughter.-

edited 26th Apr '18 5:12:22 PM by DefRevenge24601

(Chey holds up another sign saying "The only Official Couple here are Tales and Tsunku.", cut to a shot of Tales petting Tsunku.)

-In response, Revenge holds up a sign stating: "The only Official Couple SO FAR..." He then goes off and leaves them alone, quietly snickering.-

"I swear..."
(Chey simply smiles as she watches Ford sleep while holding up the We're not dating sign again.)

(Junon and Medusa are sitting on the plane, talking about their relatives. Medusa is wearing casual clothing since she's in the modern era. She's also wearing magical glasses that prevent her sight from transforming people into stone.)

Junon: Relatives can be a bitch, sometimes. Wouldn't you agree~?

Medusa: Agreed... I know they mean well, but they can become overbearing. Still, I miss my little sisters. If someone were to harm a hair on them, I would... (pause) you know what I mean, right?

Junon: Of course.

"Excuse me, Junon, but who's your friend?"

Junon: Her name is Medusa... I don't know she got here, but she's tagging along, I guess. (if one were to pay attention, there's a tattoo on Junon's right glove.)

Medusa: Hi!

edited 26th Apr '18 7:25:34 PM by josh6243

Suddenly, a few seats back, you hear the sound of someone suddenly jolting awake. Puma is sitting there, looking very confused.

"Huh? How did I get here?"

"Hmm...... you seem vaguely familiar. Well, to give you a rundown.... a lot of stuff happened. Here, just take this card and press the button on it."

(Tales gives Puma a Popplio card.)

"Puma! You're awake! Good to see your eyes open again."