Tell me something happy
"We technically already married before my current reincarnation, so can we skip the ceremony?"
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
How sweet it is
Since a certain day's almost upon us...
Questionable items on a child's Christmas wish list
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"Santa, I actually want coal for Christmas because I know I've been bad all year!"
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"My friends are all watching Back Door Sluts 9 and they said I'll be a loser if I don't watch it, so I want a copy of it, too!"
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
"Can I have a sharp knife? For non-murder purposes. I swear. Also, a carpet."
"Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a frilly pink dress, some Barbie dolls, and a big make-up kit. Sincerely yours, Michael."
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Oh Captain!~
Terrible ideas for a themed restaurant
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Welcome to our third world-themed restaurant, Refugé!
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Dwar of Helium
Welcome to Trapezio's, a circus-themed restaurant where the staff serves everything via trapeze! Let me get you some bread/liability waivers!
Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. - John Cleese
How sweet it is
Welcome to Mystery Café, where you never know what you get until it arrives at your table!
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my current job
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I see you've been to a Brazilian steakhouse too.
"Welcome to everything but the Kitchen Sink, where we cook with— well, guess. Is it edible? Is it safe? WHO CARES?! WE'LL FIND A WAY TO COOK WITH IT SOMEHOW!"
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
"Welcome to the Deathtaurant! Would you like poison biscuits, a glass of our world-famous [drink name goes here after edit], some cyanide on a whole-wheat bun, or apples filled with razor blades?"
Welcome to the Venus Flytrap cafe! We have some delicious entrees already prepared for you. Just walk through those giant hairs coming up from the floor...
Edited by DrNoPuma on Dec 30th 2019 at 2:14:52 PM
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Tell me something happy
All right, new topic time!
How not to impress a first date.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
"I played every Nirvana record backwards, then sped it up by 50x, then added the sounds of my slaves in the basement as they died. Wanna listen?"
I'm helping!
"MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW"
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing."I'll have you know I've gotten every single achievement in Ultra Super Death Gore Fest Chainsawer 3000. What other guy can say that?"
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
The man behind the slaughter
Job titles you shouldn't be proud of
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Hooker.
"So, uhhhhhhhh, boss, for this question about job experience—"
"Mmmmmhm."
"I said "murderer"."
"Security."
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Jer gets all the girls
"It says here...Team Fall Guy?"
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight."Oh boy, I can't wait to begin my job in the heroic galactic army! I still don't understand what 'Red Shirt' means, but it sounds cool!"
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
my current job
Here's my card: "Wm Storm, Professional Shitstain."
Times when saying the names of movies is ill-advised.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"Hey, you! What's your porn name?"
"Uh... The 40-Year-Old Virgin."
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
"It's not pedophila if the child consents!"