Ruler of Everything
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
A good, original Uwe Boll film.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Oh Captain!~
[Opens a canister hidden in a tree and unrolls a piece of paper]
"'Follow the rules for Scenes from a Hat, you clod'? That's it? Man, I hate geocaching..."
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Dwar of Helium
A Movie About a Historical Figure or Event that's Horribly Miscast
Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. - John Cleese
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"Four score and...seven years ago...our fathers...brought forth on...this continent a new nation, conceived...in Liberty, and...dedicated to the proposition that...all men are...created equal."
"Uh...Mr. Shatner, we're going to need you to do that again, but without all the dramatic pauses this time."
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
John Cleese as Workoholic: Excuse me sir, why can't I go to work on this day?
Terry Gilman as Boss: Because your office was blown up by planes!
Laugh Track plays
Director: Cut! Stop making 9/11 funny!
"Experience the story of one of the greatest operatic tenors in history. Gilbert Gottfried is... Pavarotti."
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
I'm helping!
And Starring Sylvi wingedcatgirl as Abraham Lincoln!
"Why did I audition for this role, again?"
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my current job
"And starring Ted Nugent as Karl Marx!"
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Dwar of Helium
George Clooney is ... Martin Luther King!
Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. - John Cleese
Adam Sandler is German Soldier in Warner Bros. production of ... World War II!
BUMP!
Bad premises for an alternative history
Alternate history where the dominant species is velociraptors, and they built society and technology but still act like velociraptors.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
AU where nothing's changed expect for prime numbers don't exist.
Oh Captain!~
"And then my Vegas trip literally went to hell after I got the jackpot on the slot machine the first try..."
"Damn, no wonder they call it Sin City."
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Dwar of Helium
Poorly Thought-Out/Designed Weapons
Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. - John Cleese
How sweet it is
"Hey, want me to show off a warhammer that I built?"
Wooden handle breaks due to weight of the hammer head, which is an anvil.
Edited by Berrenta on Dec 1st 2019 at 6:46:55 AM
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I'm helping!
Sticky hand plus medicine ball equals instant flail! *snap!* ... It's a conspiracy from the adhesive industry, I tells ya.
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Oh Captain!~
"Please, never ever use a durian as a bomb casing again."
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
"How you like my water gun?"
"Dude, you just stole that from a kid's birthday party!"
Tell me something happy
Kind of an odd topic change but let's see if it works:
Frozen Yogurt flavors in the Bad Place. no spoilers, just jokes
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Ruler of Everything
Birthday Cake Flavor at a funeral.
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
I'm helping!
"Why does this make me feel like my cat just died? I don't even have a cat... because it just died 😭😭😭"
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"Pineapple pizza!"
"...who would leave a t-shirt made of Pokemon cards here?"
i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)