AKA Uqau - Geek of All Trades
"Woah! It's Friday the 13th, a blue moon, a supermoon, a lunar eclipse, a solar eclipse, AND I've been divorced for one year!"
Space Molly Weasley
"Happy Orange Juggling Barefoot Clown Day!"
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
The Video Guy
"Fair warning to everyone, do NOT bother me on Misanthrope Day."
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
"Happy Meme Day. Oh, and do you de wae?"
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
"Happy H.P. Lovecraft day! Are you ready to summon eldritch beings from the deep?"
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
Tell me something happy
Bad Times to Meme.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Tonight on the latest Misadventures of Bad Luck Brian:
STARTED THE NIGHT IN A BAR BRAWL
ENDED THE NIGHT BEHIND BARS
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
"Oh no! It's raining acid rain!"
Oh Captain!~
"Cassie, you were supposed to do a presentation on cocaine and methamphetamine, not Coke and ice!"
"DID SOME CARBON BASED LIFEFORM JUST SAY... ICE?"
Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 29th 2018 at 7:01:09 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
"Well men, we did it. We lost many of our best men, but at least we won this battle."
"#1 EPIC VICTORY ROYALE!" -does the Fortnite default dance-
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP ME! A-"
"Baby shark, do do do do, baby shark do do do do do do baby shark-"
"IS EATING ME ALIVE! SOMEONE HELP ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Not Sherlock Holmes
"Sir, why did you destroy that italian restaraunt?"
"SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!"
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Space Molly Weasley
"Why did you kill our mother?!"
"You know I had to do it to 'em."
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Oh Captain!~
"When he did that, how did it make you feel?"
"A N G E R Y"
Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 29th 2018 at 10:09:58 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
I'm helping!
"This is, like, millions of dollars of credit card fraud. You've ruined these people's lives. What could possibly be worth this?"
"To get anything for free in any shop."
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Things You Shouldn't Say At a Funeral For Someone You Hate
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
How sweet it is
"Good riddance."
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"I'm literally just here for the catering."
I'm helping!
"They say that if you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all. Thankfully, I do have something nice to say. *clears throat loudly* Sixty-nine."
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
The Video Guy
"I always knew the asshole would die doing something stupid."
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Oh Captain!~
"Ding dong, the witch is dead..."
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
my current job
"I propose that his grave be unnamed, and instead say "public urinal.""
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
"Anyone down for some grave robbing?"
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Rejected Tarot Cards and Their Meanings
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
“This office is closed in observance of National Tony Hawk’s Skateboard day.”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”