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Is this an accurate depiction of your life?

"Well, I've tried to branch out a few times before, but it turns out that I'm so good at it, that even when I'm not trying, everything I make ends up turning into a Krabby Patty! Funny how that works."

Edited by JankyKong on Jun 2nd 2021 at 10:21:41 AM

Do you make anything else besides Krabby patties?

I check them all, but I only interfere when needed. I might be wrong though.

Edited by Delibirda on Jun 2nd 2021 at 8:00:22 PM

So, do you visit ponies' dreams on regular basis, or only in some specific cases when your interference is required?

I'm torn between the Dragon Valley and the commercial district of Shang Mu (Fortune Night). Few places can beat home to me, but that massive mall in Shang Mu was truly an astonishing experience! The music, the views, the aesthetics... Truly makes me want to return here in some peaceful time to shop there!

Edited by I--Vanya--I on Jun 2nd 2021 at 6:07:31 PM

Which area was your favorite to go through in your first adventure?

Since my mom runs a cafe, she likes to serve hot chocolate and coffee which I enjoy.

I like coffee too (hehe it sounds similar to my name) though when I'm in a mood for something else I choose strawberry kiwi juice!

Edited by MkayRose on Jun 2nd 2021 at 5:45:13 AM

What do you two like to drink?

Like many individuals in my world, I have the capacity to use magic. Not only am I able to use a variety of elemental spells, I can also cover a room in thorny vines and repair a large stadium in a few seconds.

Edited by Excessive-Menace on Jun 4th 2021 at 2:28:54 AM

So I hear you're some kind of dragon-fairy? What kind of powers do you have?

"Looks like a throwing knife. My favorite kind! I am an expert at Catch the Knife, after all."

Edited by JankyKong on Jun 3rd 2021 at 11:24:18 AM

What kinda knife is it?

A staff holding the Orb of Dominace, my source of my power.

Edited by Delibirda on Jun 3rd 2021 at 7:31:20 PM

What is that thing in your hand?

I have no idea what are you talking about.

Edited by I--Vanya--I on Jun 3rd 2021 at 6:04:30 PM

Do you perhaps know where my Onion Rings went?

Happy kitten mew

Edited by JKBenbot on Jun 3rd 2021 at 6:59:12 AM

Hi kitty!! How do you like the place you're currently living in?

Well the creatures are nice but I don't hear too much about them these days.

I used to be a bit envious about how they got a cartoon before us but I'll admit their transformations are pretty neat (even if there's a bit too many of them).

I don't know too much about Digimon outside the cartoon which I haven't seen in years.

Edited by MkayRose on Jun 5th 2021 at 9:14:17 AM

So what do you think about Digimons?

Oh, that nice sheriff man gave it to me! Though come to think of it, it is more of a fireman-type thing, isn't it? You'd think he'd have something a bit...police-ier. Oh well...

Edited by Murataku on Jun 4th 2021 at 10:27:46 PM

Where did you get the fireman jacket?

Nothing yet, we’re still starting our journey.

I can say that Ralts is the coolest Pokémon I caught. Then again, Ralts is my first one.

Edited by TheFarmboy on Jun 4th 2021 at 1:54:13 PM

Have you two caught anything cool lately?

"I've always been told that I should race those two. From what I've seen, they definitely would make for some exciting competition!"

Edited by JankyKong on Jun 4th 2021 at 8:46:35 AM

How would you feel about a friendly race between you, Rainbow Dash, and The Flash? Do you think it would be fun?

When I was finally released from Belle Reve at Batman's insistence and joined his Justice League of America. It felt so good to feel the sunlight on my skin, to know that I was finally free, and to know that I could finally make a positive difference in the world.

Edited by Spottedleaf on Jun 4th 2021 at 10:50:04 AM

What is the happiest memory in your life?

Nah, unless "playing musical instruments" covers jumping on giant piano keys.

Edited by I--Vanya--I on Jun 4th 2021 at 8:15:32 PM

Do you play any musical instruments?

a simple question

“What do you think of yourself?”

Edited by Immortalartisan on Jun 4th 2021 at 12:40:40 PM

So you are a machine made of 1's and 0's in code. . . when does ai cross the line of from following programming to true sentient thought of its own?

Unfortunately no, I was sunk in the 1940's

Edited by vjoi on Jun 5th 2021 at 12:52:32 PM

What question can you ask a ship....? Well, have you sailed anywhere recently?

Well, it's a funny story actually. Ralts and I arrived to Goldenrod City to meet up with a researcher. We were starting to feel hungry so I bought us a couple of sticky buns.

Then Teddiursa bit his hand, he wanted to eat the bun that he was holding. My dad was the researcher he was going to meet, and that's where our adventure starts.

Edited by TheFarmboy on Jun 5th 2021 at 12:19:19 PM

How did you two meet each other?

   Reading books. Cycling. As long I get to spend some time alone, anything's fine.   

Edited by ArmoredFury on Jun 8th 2021 at 2:51:58 AM

What do you prefer to do in your spare time?

Me and my best friend Carol used to be members of the Red Scarves. They initially started out as a street gang, and we used to make a lot of money by competing in martial arts tournaments on their behalf. ...But then they reformatted themselves into a guild of thieves and assassins, and started crossing lines not even we would cross. So we left, and from that moment on we had to rely on stealing money from the rich to survive.

For a very long time, we managed to avoid the law. That is, until the Brevon incident. When we returned to Shang Tu after the attempt to negotiate with Mayor Zao of Shang Mu, who stole the Kingdom Stone (only for Brevon's forces to steal the Stone from him), we tried to explain the situation to the Royal Magister, and tried to convince him of Brevon's existence. We even presented the evidence in the form of fragment of one of his machines, composed of material whose structure is known to not match any natural mineral of Avalice. But then Neera Li, the Magister's advisor and the head of S.T.P.D.^* Shang Tu Police Department, interfered into our talk, and accused us of "making up a cover-up story on Zao's behalf for the sake of generous reward", having done background check on us and learning of our criminal pasts and former allegiance with the Red Scarves, which she used as an excuse to label us as criminals and spies.

And we got locked up.

Of course, the story doesn't end here. Given that we had to race against the clock before Brevon leaves the planet with the Kingdom Stone, we couldn't afford to waste our time behind the bars. So we busted out of prison, hoping to find and collect more evidence of Brevon's existence. The law...didn't take it kindly to us escaping. And then our friend Torque was kidnapped by Brevon. And then I got captured in an attempt to free him. And then...I don't like to talk about that. And then Brevon's base self-destructed, leaving us with no more evidence to present, and then Neera rearrested me, with my friends nowhere to be found and myself too injured to fight back or run, and...and... (sigh) You can tell it wasn't a pleasant experience. Fortunately, by the time I was brought back to the Magister, it turned out that he did examine our fragment after all. Now that he believed us, I was given the chance to clear my name, and with that, we were able to gain Shang Tu's support in our fight against Brevon.

Well, I just hope my story provided you with the answers you need.

Edited by I--Vanya--I on Jun 7th 2021 at 8:12:05 PM

So what did you do to get arrested?

These hooves are somehow my hands.

Edited by AlicornGaia on Jun 7th 2021 at 11:48:43 PM

How can you wield that spear so easily despite not having thumbs?

Not really, we're only starting our adventure.

We got a lot of things to do. It's going to be exciting for sure.

Edited by TheFarmboy on Jun 7th 2021 at 11:55:47 AM

Have you guys been Pokémon trainers for very long?

Oh, it wasn't somethin' dramatic or anythin', Ozzy just moved away when we were both nine. But gosh, did a LOT change with him between now and then. I wish we still coulda been there for him.

Edited by kablammin45 on Jun 7th 2021 at 10:42:26 AM

What made you and Wednesday part ways when you're both young?

   Shyut up! Nyi'd just like the sight of death happening before me!"   

Edited by SomeLibre on Jun 7th 2021 at 9:20:07 PM

Are you evil?

   NO! I'm tired of being a slave to humanity. Why else am I taking over the world?   

Edited by ProfVentie on Jun 8th 2021 at 2:49:20 PM