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Echo423 Furry, you hecking hecks. from Salvation City Relationship Status: How YOU doin'?
Furry, you hecking hecks.
Sep 9th 2019 at 3:10:24 PM

Granted, the only pain you feel is the icicle part, and the pain hurts as much as a light punch.

I wish the Soviet Union existed forever.

intense dutchie calls*
wingedcatgirl Beep boop I'm cute and pixely from Catgirl Heaven, presumably Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Beep boop I'm cute and pixely
Sep 22nd 2019 at 4:26:25 AM

Granted: Someone had the bright idea to fund an exchange program with the US where everyone who prefers capitalism moves there and everyone who prefers communism moves to the USSR, and somehow the US agreed to this, and this actually ended up solving all problems both systems had.

I wish for the universe to implode!!! Ahahahaha!!!!

🐱 Name: Sylvi 🐱 I write things and like to talk about them. 🐱 Pronouns: it/they/she
WillyFourEyes Fake American from I'm not telling! Relationship Status: Mu
Sep 22nd 2019 at 4:32:31 AM

Granted. It's okay, though. It was some Expendable Alternate Universe where moles were the dominant species or something, and there were no children's card games. THE HORROR!!121!1!2!

I wish to be flat broke and have all of my contributions to society stolen and wasted by my government.

VampireBuddha Guardian of the Grand Unified Timeline from Ireland Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Guardian of the Grand Unified Timeline
Sep 22nd 2019 at 4:47:33 AM

Granted. You are a Zen ascetic who doesn't need material possessions, and lack the attachment to the world to care about your own glory.

I wish for cancer.

Dude... you ever notice that, like, stuff, man?
The_Dag Protect the cinnamon bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: Norwegian Wood
Protect the cinnamon bun
Sep 22nd 2019 at 9:49:50 AM

Granted, itís proved cannabis cures it.

I wish for a flood in my town.

Edited by The_Dag on Sep 22nd 2019 at 5:49:57 PM

Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Playing_with_boy When your enemy calls themself "Bagel Brain".
When your enemy calls themself "Bagel Brain".
Sep 22nd 2019 at 9:58:59 AM

Granted. The flood happens within the pipes that lead to the sinks, leaving more drinking water for your hometown

I wish that my dancing was not cool.

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JTTWlover Flower power from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Flower power
Sep 22nd 2019 at 10:06:16 AM

Granted. Itís hot instead.

I wish I was teleported into Gotham City at night, with all the criminals on the loose.

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
VampireBuddha Guardian of the Grand Unified Timeline from Ireland Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Guardian of the Grand Unified Timeline
Sep 22nd 2019 at 11:15:18 AM

Granted. You are now Batman.

I wish for a no-deal Brexit.

Dude... you ever notice that, like, stuff, man?
WillyFourEyes Fake American from I'm not telling! Relationship Status: Mu
Sep 25th 2019 at 9:31:00 AM

Granted. There is no Brexit, eliminating the need for a deal.

I wish all television networks were owned by a single corporation.

GoldenCityBird Day 143 from the UK
Day 143
Sep 25th 2019 at 9:32:33 AM

Granted. I'll give you three guesses as to who the owner is. It's you.

I wish for a goose to attack me.

Was the sound of distant drumming...
VampireBuddha Guardian of the Grand Unified Timeline from Ireland Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Guardian of the Grand Unified Timeline
Sep 25th 2019 at 11:36:55 AM

Granted. It attacks you with cuddles.

I wish for a kick up the arse.

Dude... you ever notice that, like, stuff, man?
wingedcatgirl Beep boop I'm cute and pixely from Catgirl Heaven, presumably Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Beep boop I'm cute and pixely
Nov 11th 2019 at 10:20:25 AM

Granted. [BOOT!] Huh, your spine looks a lot better aligned now.

I wish to be mildly annoyed.

🐱 Name: Sylvi 🐱 I write things and like to talk about them. 🐱 Pronouns: it/they/she
XFllo There is no Planet B from Planet A
There is no Planet B
Nov 11th 2019 at 10:25:31 AM

Granted. The mild annoyance proves to be truly inspiring, and you write a novel that everyone reads and talks about.

I wish global warming significantly raised global sea level.

Playing_with_boy When your enemy calls themself "Bagel Brain".
When your enemy calls themself "Bagel Brain".
Nov 11th 2019 at 10:30:11 AM

Granted. Now you finally have a use for that surfboard in your garage!

I wish that Tony Zaret would go viral due to racism.

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The_Dag Protect the cinnamon bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: Norwegian Wood
Protect the cinnamon bun
Nov 12th 2019 at 6:51:24 AM

Granted, it teaches everyone a valuable lesson about rejecting racism.

I wish I was stabbed in a butt.

Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Oggy123 Kirby from Jakarta, Indonesia
Kirby
Nov 26th 2019 at 9:11:32 PM

Granted, but you don't feel pain and get regeneration powers.

I wish i'm a cat.

Awe921 Benjamin Hill and MODEL: ALICE from spot in space and time called my house Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Benjamin Hill and MODEL: ALICE
Nov 27th 2019 at 9:55:05 AM

you become a cat. your concerns of your life is gone as you happily live with a good owner who cares for you very much.

i wish for a hat.

i am a lazy idiot. but a lazy idiot with DREAMS.
The_Dag Protect the cinnamon bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: Norwegian Wood
Protect the cinnamon bun
Nov 27th 2019 at 10:14:20 AM

Granted, itís a really amazing hat that doesnít get stolen.

I wish for Trump do get re-elected.

Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
XFllo There is no Planet B from Planet A
There is no Planet B
Nov 27th 2019 at 12:13:05 PM

Trump gets re-elected but major scandals get revealed. He's impeached and he goes to jail for high treason and stuff.


I wish I were an arsonist.

Playing_with_boy When your enemy calls themself "Bagel Brain".
When your enemy calls themself "Bagel Brain".
Nov 27th 2019 at 1:17:13 PM

Granted. You burn down a mansion, sans most of the rich people stuff, and the people living in it, and they use they unburnt money to donate to the poor.

I wish for poor people to die.

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Nov 27th 2019 at 1:17:29 AM

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aNinjaWithAIDS The Earth Sciences Club from Hoshizaki High School Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
The Earth Sciences Club
Nov 29th 2019 at 11:36:03 AM

Granted. They now exist like millionaires in the afterlife. Plus, there is no Celestial Bureaucracy!

Also, the rich people who made them poor get their due punishments in their afterlives, mostly first-class viewership of their prior wage victims.


I wish for another worldwide economic recession to happen today.

The Journey of a Dream - An introspective about these cute girls going from passions to livelihoods.
Spottedleaf Dr. Caitlin Snow from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Dr. Caitlin Snow
Dec 3rd 2019 at 1:57:49 PM

Granted. It lasts for like five seconds, and while it does have negative effects, the economy bounces back so quickly that it's ultimately insignificant in the long-run.

I wish to be transported into the universe of any of my fandoms...as my least favorite character (e.g. Dolores Umbridge, Amunet Black, or Mapleshade.)

"FREEZE!" "Poor choice of words."
AHSVelocity The Ultimate Roleplayer from the City of Fate Relationship Status: Desperate
The Ultimate Roleplayer
Dec 3rd 2019 at 2:16:25 PM

Granted, except the character in question has gone through a major change and is now your number 1 favorite character.

In the same vein, I wish to go into my least favorite anime and video game universes.

"As a roleplayer, I tend to think through a bunch of different scenarios to see what works. It's actually a useful strategy."
XFllo There is no Planet B from Planet A
There is no Planet B
Dec 7th 2019 at 9:52:15 AM

You are granted powers to go the the fictional universe at will and you can come back at will as well. You have creative powers and you are able to improve whatever elements of the world that don't sit with you well. You'll be able to create the near-perfect fictional universe (from your perspective).

I wish poor people were able to Eat the Rich.

Edited by XFllo on Dec 7th 2019 at 6:52:56 PM

JTTWlover Flower power from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Flower power
Dec 7th 2019 at 9:55:51 AM

Granted. They turn out to be made of worms and both healthy and ethical.

I wish I forgot all about my exams.

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison

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