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MightyG The underwater man. from Underwater Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The underwater man.
Jan 2nd 2018 at 9:24:54 PM

The other empires utterly waste the resultant horde of unspeakable monsters.

I wish to be possessed by a daemon.

Hide your longboats!
aNinjaWithAIDS Trick or Treat? Yes. from Rainbow Hills Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Trick or Treat? Yes.
Jan 3rd 2018 at 4:27:10 AM

Granted! He doesn't like being a daemon, so by "possessing" you, he could live his life as a human. Of course, this also allows you to access his powers at no cost to your sanity.

I wish to be Snowed-In and that the snow is yellow.

Have a safe and Happy Halloween with The Best Smile that you can muster.
TalesofUnder The Ultimate Chef from Born in West Azabu and raised in South Aoyama Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The Ultimate Chef
Jan 3rd 2018 at 9:22:29 PM

Yes, itís a rare type of snow that is hot. It warms up your house and your body.

I wish I would be trapped in a Pokeball.

"But, could you guys call me the Ultimate Chef instead? It has more of a...big-city flavor to it, you know?"
Chip It's that time once again! from below the upper bits and above the lower bits Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
It's that time once again!
Jan 3rd 2018 at 11:06:41 PM

Granted! It's actually quite spacious inside, and as soon as you clear up the misunderstanding with whoever mistakenly captured you, you can carry around what is essentially a portable house.

I wish my house was on fire.

If NA makes it out of Groups, I'll be happy. A man can dream, no?
The_Dag I will murder your family from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
I will murder your family
Jan 4th 2018 at 12:28:03 AM

Granted, the fire goes out.

I wish to break my skull.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
EeveeGirlChey Happy Halloween, y'all. from the starship Heart of Gold Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Happy Halloween, y'all.
Jan 4th 2018 at 1:49:15 AM

Granted, You wore a helmet.

I wish I can't stop staying up all night!

The_Dag I will murder your family from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
I will murder your family
Jan 15th 2018 at 4:19:54 PM

Granted, you donít need to sleep anymore.

I wish to break my fingers.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
HBomb This profile is a real pic of me from Space Canada Relationship Status: All is for my lord
This profile is a real pic of me
Jan 15th 2018 at 4:49:42 PM

because you can't type, you learn to appreciate nature.

I wish to stop being happy.

Joji-window (Actress Remix) is honestly the best song of all time. It brought me the full spectrum of emotions and it also made me nut.10/10
WillyFourEyes Thank the (RPG) Maker! from your mom's basement
Thank the (RPG) Maker!
Jan 15th 2018 at 6:28:56 PM

Granted. You become "Very Inspired", and spend the next several days painting multiple Masterpiece paintings and writing multiple Bestsellers.

I wish I worked at a Soul-Sucking Retail Job.

CyberController Gangsta! Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Gangsta!
Jan 15th 2018 at 9:09:00 PM

Granted. But you get promoted to a better position in a week.

I wish that the mafia was after me.

Watching some jojo.
vjoi revenge solves everything.
revenge solves everything.
Jan 15th 2018 at 9:19:54 PM

Granted, the mafia comes from all corners of the earth after you, you ask you to take a high paying job as their new don!

I wish was murdered by a dragon.

wingedcatgirl The wings are... retractable, probably. from Catgirl Heaven, presumably Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The wings are... retractable, probably.
Jan 15th 2018 at 10:51:56 PM

Granted. As you breathe your last, the world-consuming demon that had been inhabiting your body tries to Body Surf to a new host — but the nearest target is the dragon, and whoopsie doopsie, wouldn't you know it, dragons automatically consume demons that try to possess them. Congratulations, your Heroic Sacrifice saved the world! And somehow as a reward for this you get resurrected.

I wish for a cubic millimeter of up quarks, without any down quarks to bind them, just to see what happens.

edited 15th Jan '18 10:52:09 PM by wingedcatgirl

Sylvi | Tempest | Katelyn | 🐱 || she/her or they/them
The_Dag I will murder your family from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
I will murder your family
Jan 16th 2018 at 7:10:50 AM

Granted, they all dissipate harmlessly.

I wish for life to be a simulation I just triggered a Game-Breaking Bug in.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
WillyFourEyes Thank the (RPG) Maker! from your mom's basement
Thank the (RPG) Maker!
Jan 16th 2018 at 9:13:27 AM

Granted. Said Game-Breaking Bug becomes a meme on par with Missingno. and Slender Man, and is embraced by the community.

I wish the MTV of the '90s only played the same ten music videos every day on an endless loop.

The_Dag I will murder your family from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
I will murder your family
Feb 7th 2018 at 12:10:20 PM

Granted, the videos never get old.

I wish Charkrondor murdered my family.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
WillyFourEyes Thank the (RPG) Maker! from your mom's basement
Thank the (RPG) Maker!
Feb 11th 2018 at 1:32:43 PM

Eh...they were all assholes anyway, and your dad was going to give you up for adoption to a known sex addict and possible child abuser.

I wish Saddam Hussein really was hiding weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

CyberController Gangsta! Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Gangsta!
Mar 27th 2018 at 5:07:01 PM

He gives them up without a fight, and decides to retire and become a pacifist.

I wish I was turned to stone.

Watching some jojo.
Some_Person He'll take the case! from Land of Maple Syrup and Hockey Relationship Status: Chocolate!
He'll take the case!
Mar 27th 2018 at 5:14:48 PM

Granted. You are now a member of The Rolling Stones.

I wish there was a meteor heading straight towards Earth.

Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Jaxfirebus Your local crazy person from A Padded Cell Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Your local crazy person
Mar 27th 2018 at 5:23:15 PM

Granted, but humanity unites together and destroys the meteor leaving to world peace.

I wish my hands were made of spaghetti.

°DICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
aNinjaWithAIDS Trick or Treat? Yes. from Rainbow Hills Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Trick or Treat? Yes.
Mar 28th 2018 at 2:44:41 PM

Granted! They're now the strongest and most dextrous form of Combat Tentacles. Octopi look upon you with hilarious jealousy.

I wish for my underwear to be superglued onto me.

Have a safe and Happy Halloween with The Best Smile that you can muster.
TalesofUnder The Ultimate Chef from Born in West Azabu and raised in South Aoyama Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The Ultimate Chef
Jun 3rd 2018 at 6:59:28 AM

Granted. It's metal underwear that gives you protection against scrotal damage.

I wish Nathan Larson would be president of the world until the end of time.

[down] Oh you naive person. I could hug you.

edited 3rd Jun '18 11:05:14 AM by TalesofUnder

"But, could you guys call me the Ultimate Chef instead? It has more of a...big-city flavor to it, you know?"
Jaxfirebus Your local crazy person from A Padded Cell Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Your local crazy person
Jun 3rd 2018 at 10:05:41 AM

Granted, he turns out to be an amazing president and solves world hunger, cures cancer, and stops all wars.

I wish for Aliens to invade Earth.

°DICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Beverly C'mon, pumpkin girls are classic! from the Relationship Status: A teenager in love
C'mon, pumpkin girls are classic!
Jun 3rd 2018 at 10:07:31 AM

Granted. They're actually pretty good dudes, and not only save the planet from all current issues, but they grant us with incredibly advanced technology and the knowledge of how to produce it.

I wish I was a Roomba.

edited 3rd Jun '18 10:07:38 AM by Beverly

Pumpkin Jill is actually canon in every universe, it's just that you usually never see her.
vjoi revenge solves everything.
revenge solves everything.
Jun 3rd 2018 at 2:14:00 PM

Granted you can transform into a roomba (and back) any time you want.

I wish a werewolf mauled the hell out of me.

TalesofUnder The Ultimate Chef from Born in West Azabu and raised in South Aoyama Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The Ultimate Chef
Jun 3rd 2018 at 6:55:49 PM

Granted. You become a werewolf in the process. It's freaking awesome!

I wish for lions and tigers and bears, oh my.

"But, could you guys call me the Ultimate Chef instead? It has more of a...big-city flavor to it, you know?"

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