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MightyG The underwater man. from Underwater Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The underwater man.
Jan 2nd 2018 at 9:24:54 PM

The other empires utterly waste the resultant horde of unspeakable monsters.

I wish to be possessed by a daemon.

Hide your longboats!
aNinjaWithAIDS Her softness must be rated 9999 as well. from Royal Gyrdorea Adventurers' Academy Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Her softness must be rated 9999 as well.
Jan 3rd 2018 at 4:27:10 AM

Granted! He doesn't like being a daemon, so by "possessing" you, he could live his life as a human. Of course, this also allows you to access his powers at no cost to your sanity.

I wish to be Snowed-In and that the snow is yellow.

I'll just put on some mood music for these two and their little moment here.
TalesofUnder Angry Werecat from Tandy Gardens Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Angry Werecat
Jan 3rd 2018 at 9:22:29 PM

Yes, itís a rare type of snow that is hot. It warms up your house and your body.

I wish I would be trapped in a Pokeball.

Who invited the angry catgirl into my avatar gallery? .......It was me.
Chip It's that time once again! from below the upper bits and above the lower bits Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
It's that time once again!
Jan 3rd 2018 at 11:06:41 PM

Granted! It's actually quite spacious inside, and as soon as you clear up the misunderstanding with whoever mistakenly captured you, you can carry around what is essentially a portable house.

I wish my house was on fire.

If NA makes it out of Groups, I'll be happy. A man can dream, no?
The_Dag from bad to worse Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Jan 4th 2018 at 12:28:03 AM

Granted, the fire goes out.

I wish to break my skull.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
EeveeGirlChey PATRICK NEEDS LOVE TOO!!! from Bikini Bottom Relationship Status: Chocolate!
PATRICK NEEDS LOVE TOO!!!
Jan 4th 2018 at 1:49:15 AM

Granted, You wore a helmet.

I wish I can't stop staying up all night!

(fingers crossed that face will be a meme soon...)
The_Dag from bad to worse Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Jan 15th 2018 at 4:19:54 PM

Granted, you donít need to sleep anymore.

I wish to break my fingers.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
HBomb This profile is a real pic of me from outtasight Relationship Status: All is for my lord
This profile is a real pic of me
Jan 15th 2018 at 4:49:42 PM

because you can't type, you learn to appreciate nature.

I wish to stop being happy.

I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone
WillyFourEyes ...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy from High Above the Mucky-Muck
...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy
Jan 15th 2018 at 6:28:56 PM

Granted. You become "Very Inspired", and spend the next several days painting multiple Masterpiece paintings and writing multiple Bestsellers.

I wish I worked at a Soul-Sucking Retail Job.

"My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse." - Jesus "Soos" Alzamirano Ramirez, Gravity Falls
CyberController Cute goth girl Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Cute goth girl
Jan 15th 2018 at 9:09:00 PM

Granted. But you get promoted to a better position in a week.

I wish that the mafia was after me.

Even if we're dead, we'll make our dreams come true...
vjoi Big O Showtime!
Big O Showtime!
Jan 15th 2018 at 9:19:54 PM

Granted, the mafia comes from all corners of the earth after you, you ask you to take a high paying job as their new don!

I wish was murdered by a dragon.

wingedcatgirl flap flap meow from Catgirl Heaven, presumably Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
flap flap meow
Jan 15th 2018 at 10:51:56 PM

Granted. As you breathe your last, the world-consuming demon that had been inhabiting your body tries to Body Surf to a new host — but the nearest target is the dragon, and whoopsie doopsie, wouldn't you know it, dragons automatically consume demons that try to possess them. Congratulations, your Heroic Sacrifice saved the world! And somehow as a reward for this you get resurrected.

I wish for a cubic millimeter of up quarks, without any down quarks to bind them, just to see what happens.

edited 15th Jan '18 10:52:09 PM by wingedcatgirl

I Have Many Names. You can call me Sylvi, or Tempest, or Katelyn, or 🐱. My pronouns are she/her or they/them. Also, I'm a kittycat!
The_Dag from bad to worse Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Jan 16th 2018 at 7:10:50 AM

Granted, they all dissipate harmlessly.

I wish for life to be a simulation I just triggered a Game-Breaking Bug in.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
WillyFourEyes ...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy from High Above the Mucky-Muck
...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy
Jan 16th 2018 at 9:13:27 AM

Granted. Said Game-Breaking Bug becomes a meme on par with Missingno. and Slender Man, and is embraced by the community.

I wish the MTV of the '90s only played the same ten music videos every day on an endless loop.

"My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse." - Jesus "Soos" Alzamirano Ramirez, Gravity Falls
The_Dag from bad to worse Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Feb 7th 2018 at 12:10:20 PM

Granted, the videos never get old.

I wish Charkrondor murdered my family.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
WillyFourEyes ...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy from High Above the Mucky-Muck
...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy
Feb 11th 2018 at 1:32:43 PM

Eh...they were all assholes anyway, and your dad was going to give you up for adoption to a known sex addict and possible child abuser.

I wish Saddam Hussein really was hiding weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

"My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse." - Jesus "Soos" Alzamirano Ramirez, Gravity Falls
CyberController Cute goth girl Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Cute goth girl
Mar 27th 2018 at 5:07:01 PM

He gives them up without a fight, and decides to retire and become a pacifist.

I wish I was turned to stone.

Even if we're dead, we'll make our dreams come true...
Some_Person He'll take the case! from Land of Maple Syrup and Hockey Relationship Status: Chocolate!
He'll take the case!
Mar 27th 2018 at 5:14:48 PM

Granted. You are now a member of The Rolling Stones.

I wish there was a meteor heading straight towards Earth.

Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Mar 27th 2018 at 5:23:15 PM

Granted, but humanity unites together and destroys the meteor leaving to world peace.

I wish my hands were made of spaghetti.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
aNinjaWithAIDS Her softness must be rated 9999 as well. from Royal Gyrdorea Adventurers' Academy Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Her softness must be rated 9999 as well.
Mar 28th 2018 at 2:44:41 PM

Granted! They're now the strongest and most dextrous form of Combat Tentacles. Octopi look upon you with hilarious jealousy.

I wish for my underwear to be superglued onto me.

I'll just put on some mood music for these two and their little moment here.
TalesofUnder Angry Werecat from Tandy Gardens Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Angry Werecat
Jun 3rd 2018 at 6:59:28 AM

Granted. It's metal underwear that gives you protection against scrotal damage.

I wish Nathan Larson would be president of the world until the end of time.

[down] Oh you naive person. I could hug you.

edited 3rd Jun '18 11:05:14 AM by TalesofUnder

Who invited the angry catgirl into my avatar gallery? .......It was me.
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Jun 3rd 2018 at 10:05:41 AM

Granted, he turns out to be an amazing president and solves world hunger, cures cancer, and stops all wars.

I wish for Aliens to invade Earth.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
Beverly (Avatar by Blackmage Anolis) from the Relationship Status: A teenager in love
(Avatar by Blackmage Anolis)
Jun 3rd 2018 at 10:07:31 AM

Granted. They're actually pretty good dudes, and not only save the planet from all current issues, but they grant us with incredibly advanced technology and the knowledge of how to produce it.

I wish I was a Roomba.

edited 3rd Jun '18 10:07:38 AM by Beverly

Incredibly intelligent, yet incredibly stupid.
vjoi Big O Showtime!
Big O Showtime!
Jun 3rd 2018 at 2:14:00 PM

Granted you can transform into a roomba (and back) any time you want.

I wish a werewolf mauled the hell out of me.

TalesofUnder Angry Werecat from Tandy Gardens Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Angry Werecat
Jun 3rd 2018 at 6:55:49 PM

Granted. You become a werewolf in the process. It's freaking awesome!

I wish for lions and tigers and bears, oh my.

Who invited the angry catgirl into my avatar gallery? .......It was me.

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