Granted! He doesn't like being a daemon, so by "possessing" you, he could live his life as a human. Of course, this also allows you to access his powers at no cost to your sanity.
I wish to be Snowed-In and that the snow is yellow.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Yes, it’s a rare type of snow that is hot. It warms up your house and your body.
I wish I would be trapped in a Pokeball.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”Granted! It's actually quite spacious inside, and as soon as you clear up the misunderstanding with whoever mistakenly captured you, you can carry around what is essentially a portable house.
I wish my house was on fire.
If NA makes it out of Groups, I'll be happy. A man can dream, no?Granted, the fire goes out.
I wish to break my skull.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted, You wore a helmet.
I wish I can't stop staying up all night!
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."Granted, you don’t need to sleep anymore.
I wish to break my fingers.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!because you can't type, you learn to appreciate nature.
I wish to stop being happy.
From the cherry, to the apple, to the peach, to the plumGranted. You become "Very Inspired", and spend the next several days painting multiple Masterpiece paintings and writing multiple Bestsellers.
I wish I worked at a Soul-Sucking Retail Job.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Granted. But you get promoted to a better position in a week.
I wish that the mafia was after me.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Granted, the mafia comes from all corners of the earth after you, you ask you to take a high paying job as their new don!
I wish was murdered by a dragon.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Granted. As you breathe your last, the world-consuming demon that had been inhabiting your body tries to Body Surf to a new host — but the nearest target is the dragon, and whoopsie doopsie, wouldn't you know it, dragons automatically consume demons that try to possess them. Congratulations, your Heroic Sacrifice saved the world! And somehow as a reward for this you get resurrected.
I wish for a cubic millimeter of up quarks, without any down quarks to bind them, just to see what happens.
edited 15th Jan '18 10:52:09 PM by wingedcatgirl
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.Granted, they all dissipate harmlessly.
I wish for life to be a simulation I just triggered a Game-Breaking Bug in.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. Said Game-Breaking Bug becomes a meme on par with Missingno. and Slender Man, and is embraced by the community.
I wish the MTV of the '90s only played the same ten music videos every day on an endless loop.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Granted, the videos never get old.
I wish Charkrondor murdered my family.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Eh...they were all assholes anyway, and your dad was going to give you up for adoption to a known sex addict and possible child abuser.
I wish Saddam Hussein really was hiding weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!He gives them up without a fight, and decides to retire and become a pacifist.
I wish I was turned to stone.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Granted. You are now a member of The Rolling Stones.
I wish there was a meteor heading straight towards Earth.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.Granted, but humanity unites together and destroys the meteor leaving to world peace.
I wish my hands were made of spaghetti.
Granted! They're now the strongest and most dextrous form of Combat Tentacles. Octopi look upon you with hilarious jealousy.
I wish for my underwear to be superglued onto me.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Granted. It's metal underwear that gives you protection against scrotal damage.
I wish Nathan Larson would be president of the world until the end of time.
Oh you naive person. I could hug you.
edited 3rd Jun '18 11:05:14 AM by TalesofUnder
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”Granted, he turns out to be an amazing president and solves world hunger, cures cancer, and stops all wars.
I wish for Aliens to invade Earth.
Granted. They're actually pretty good dudes, and not only save the planet from all current issues, but they grant us with incredibly advanced technology and the knowledge of how to produce it.
I wish I was a Roomba.
edited 3rd Jun '18 10:07:38 AM by Beverly
I'm Huney B now. Okay?Granted you can transform into a roomba (and back) any time you want.
I wish a werewolf mauled the hell out of me.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Granted. You become a werewolf in the process. It's freaking awesome!
I wish for lions and tigers and bears, oh my.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
The other empires utterly waste the resultant horde of unspeakable monsters.
I wish to be possessed by a daemon.
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...