Hunger Games Simulator

Posted in the nick of time too, I was almost done inputting the reserves since there's only two slots left!

Speaking of which, my reserves made it.

EDIT: Doing screens now.

edited 15th Jun '17 5:14:05 PM by TheGamechanger

Battle Music

• Cthulhu Saves The World - Conflict

THE REAPING◊

THE BLOODBATH◊

• Pizza the Hutt is caught using aimbot by Jabba the Hutt, who proceeds to eat him.
• Future Death Battle combatants now include Haseo, The 181st Imperial Wing, Dark Helmet, and Blue Priest.
• Lancelot and Cherno Alpha team up for a chance to win a million.
• Kuhn and Red Hood now have scary smiles.
• Here comes a new challenger! Brandon and Microwave!
• Flurry Heart decides to have a literal bloodbath.
• The Jersey Devil finds new prey.

DAY ONE◊

• Peridot seeks therapy.
• What nice singing voices!
• Crimson Typhoon is deemed a weakling and is killed for it.
• Darnit Mario, leave some food for everybody else!
• Dark Helmet is ruler of the Hunger Games drinking game.
• Kirby, just what kind of movie were you in to get that reward? A Michael Bay film?
• Goro regrets killing Kokichi's father.
• Flurry Heart writes her will.
• This version of Cthulhu proves to be just as eldritch as the real deal.
• Who wants a plush of Sparky?

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

edited 15th Jun '17 7:25:37 PM by TheGamechanger

Wouldn't that quartet technically be a quintet?

Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAKE!!!!!

Also, Lancelot Berserker questions his sanity? Welp...pretty obvious.

And how in the world Crimson Typhoon is weak?

edited 15th Jun '17 6:25:48 PM by kaalban

Aw, I was hoping the other microwave would get in and they'd interact together...

And to no one's great surprise, Flurry's already started down the Cute and Psycho path.

Sweet Celestia, she's taking after Pound Cake!

But isn't she still too young to understand what she's writing?

And to be fair, Padparadscha wouldn't have been able to dodge that pig baby in time.

edited 15th Jun '17 6:46:23 PM by TroperNo9001

Oh yay, my reserves made it in!

I don’t think Mello would make a good therapist. At all.

Poor Near.

And Kokichi is bloodthirsty already.

Wow i have the worst luck with my tributes

I, too, am torn between deciding if red or orange is the better color.

Well, the Red Priest obviously failed really early on. Let's see if the Blue Priest can convert everyone to Wololoism.

Battle Music

• Kirby's Return to Dream Land - C.R.O.W.N.E.D. (GaMetal)

NIGHT ONE◊

• Some tributes have the time of their life in a pool of chocolate.
• Walk the Dinosaur!
• While some tributes have a tea party, two other tributes have an argument over it.
• Porrim trolls some Stormtroopers.
• Haseo pulls a prank on Aiden.
• Sparky goes insane.
• Flurry Heart adds some photos to her scrapbook.

DAY TWO◊

• Terri and Terry/Yata
• Red Hood, Sam Fisher, and Kiibo have a sword fight on a runaway water wheel.
• The other tributes find out about Kirby's past of eating the innocent to sate his appetite and kill him for it.
• One of the Stormtroopers puts Flowey in a pot.
• Aiden is complimented by a Tyrannosaurus rex.
• You used Drill Bucket! It's Super-Effective! The wild Ampharos fainted!
• Scipio makes a Brown Note documentary.
• Dark Helmet starts a new dance craze during one of his rants.
• Bud and Lou take pity on Porrim and Flurry Heart and decides to save them.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

PORRIM: Go+tcha.

Meanwhile, Kanaya is having the time of her life right now.

My event! Finally! Though I didn't expect mecha of all things to become a skeleton cultist.

Daaamn, Mello!

And Kokichi feels guilty for murdering someone? I doubt he would, but I dunno for sure since I haven’t played V3 yet...

Did Sparky just revert back to his original evil programming?

Who knew that T. Rex!Mario had a thing for Badass Longcoats? Or was he complimenting Aiden's baseball cap?

And I'd pay to see that three-way sword fight.

Last update before I go to bed.

Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story - In The Final/The Grand Finale (Pokemon B/W soundfont)

NIGHT TWO◊

• Porrim takes over a military bunker.
• Several tributes roast their weinies.
• Kokichi mistakes a Poison Shroom for a hallucinogenic one.
• Cherno Alpha/Microwave
• Yata is scared of ghosts. Guess no one told him that the Ghostbusters exist.
• It's Family Feud with Steve Harvey! Bud and Lou, Jack-Jack, and Fluorite win!
• Scipio and Red Hood need their therapy licenses revoked.
• Aiden attempts to create a Bullet Hell but fails.

DAY THREE◊

• Red Hood wakes up to a wonderful sight.
• Mario uses his coins to buy Mello a drink.
• Porrim has a disturbing browsing history.
• Diarmuid shoves an bomb up a child's you-know-what.
• Kanaya on the other hand apparently has a cleaner browsing history if her reaction is anything to go by.
• We now have an fleet of aerial zombies.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

edited 15th Jun '17 9:59:59 PM by TheGamechanger

Looks like Kuhn's been getting in with Atoli. No wonder Haseo's turned to drink.

Goddamnit Kokichi, you as the Ultimate Dictator should be smarter than this! Why would you just go putting random ‘shrooms in your mouth!?

Near... oh boy. Poor Near.

Mello hates telecommunications systems. Matt wouldn’t be impressed with him.

And how does a baby give a robot a noogie? I know Jack-Jack is a superhero baby, but still...

Sparky, I know that Porrim's an alien, but she's not the same species as your creator Jumba.

And so much for Flurry trying to copy Pound's killstreak.

Sam's doing pretty good, but I rooted for Snake.

And... I hope he didn't burn his wiener.

I'm guessing Aiden hacked a nearby turret or two in order to create that Bullet Hell.

Look like the 181st are gonna become Death Troopers.

edited 15th Jun '17 11:19:39 PM by TheSilverShroud

Can't sleep, so here's another update. Now I'm going to bed.

Battle Music

• The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - Goofy Goober ROCK

NIGHT THREE◊

• And T. Rex Mario decides to eat the others' s'mores, much to their ire.
• Modem goes on a double date.
• So that's where Jimmy Hoffa's body was after all these years.
• Porrim becomes the next Grand Highblood.
• Jack-Jack wins a game of Jeopardy!
• Kiibo/Aiden
• Mr. Orange builds an orange-colored pool.
• Well, he is Cthulhu, so that's not surprising.

DAY FOUR◊

• Tammy must've been woken up by that.
• Jack-Jack wins another game show.
• Sparky defeats an army of poor aimers.
• Cthulhu of all people has a secret shrine.
• Mello romances a Tyrannosaurus rex.
• Brandon and Elliot go on a cruise.
• Red Hood runs for President.
• Aiden gives a modem a back massage.
• Kiibo is added to a snarky bestiary.
• Dark Helmet/Atoli

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊