Hunger Games Simulator

Team Edge: Ryuko Matoi◊ and Gladion

Reserves: Team Anti Social Orange Hair: Fubata Sakura (again) and Neku Sakuraba

Not going to put in tributes until later today since I'm going on a road trip today, so feel free to come up with some more death pictures in the meantime.

edited 12th Apr '17 7:47:13 AM by TheGamechanger

So, who's gonna host?

I can't, it was hard enough even submitting tributes on mobile, hosting would probably kill me.

@Gamechanger: I suggest not implementing this event. Not only it's unrealistic and extremely gross, it's also gender-specific.

Ignore this.

edited 12th Apr '17 7:25:26 AM by ThatIdiotMan

To offset that event, we could do this one:

(Player 1) and (Player 2) have a Nerf gun battle without realizing that they were real guns. (fatal to both.)

What gross event?

Anyways I want to include an origami event but can't think of a epic enough way to word it.

• (Player1) dies of natural causes. (Player2) honors (him/her1) by giving (him/her1) a viking's funeral.
• (Player1) curses, then remembers (his/her1) language and puts some money in a Swear Jar.
• A hunter mistakes (Player1) for Bigfoot and shoots (him/her1).
• (Player1)'s crimes have caught up with (him/her1) and is taken down by a S.W.A.T. team.

edited 12th Apr '17 7:54:19 AM by TheGamechanger

I think he means the fish event.

Anyway, I've got another.

• (Player1) makes a detailed mindmap to plan out their victory on the Hunger Games.

I have a few:

(Player 1) steals (Player 2)'s sweet roll.

(Player 1) decapitates (Player 2) with a deadly uppercut. (Fatal)

(Player 1) buries (Player 2) alive. (Fatal)

edited 12th Apr '17 9:28:04 AM by ThatIdiotMan

I know. I edited it out of the original post.

• (Player1) goes snorkeling.
• (Player1) collects seashells.
• (Player1) combs the surrounding area with a metal detector, hoping to find something good. (He/She1) does/doesn't.
• (Player1) and (Player2) build a sandcastle.
• (Player1) and (Player2) build a sandcastle, only for (Player3) to kick it down.
• (Player1) cosplays as (Player2).

edited 12th Apr '17 1:26:54 PM by TheGamechanger

Events are nice and all, but we still need a host.

I'm also feeling winded today due to a road trip, so someone else to going to have to do screens.

There are actual documented cases of the fish mentioned in the event doing that.

I'd wait for one more person to host before I can, but well, someone's gotta do it. Also, I've been meaning to do something I haven't done in a while: make the save myself.

edited 12th Apr '17 7:32:30 PM by TroperNo9001

I just randomized the reserves and is putting them in right now. My reserves didn't get in, so I changed my main team.

I'm cool with you hosting, 9001.

I think I got a good save on the first try, but just be be sure...

Is an arena event on Day 4 too soon?

I don't mind it.

Sent the save. Also, two of the death pictures I used are Genius Bonus pictures, one of them easier to figure out than the other.

edited 12th Apr '17 9:04:56 PM by TheGamechanger

Happy 4/13! Ironically, there are no Homestuck tributes competing right now, but let us begin, shall we?

• [Bloodbath] ==>
  • As usual, lots of equiupping and/or absconding. Typo is intentional.
  • Somebody, please make a parody of this video with Gage and Raven in their places.
  • Some weird choices for Smash Bros.
  • What makes a personality type so socio-emotionally unstable that it gets classified as an SCP?
  • Gale decides to join the Hunger Games itself, and makes a good first impression.
  • Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
  • An old champion gives Starky some anti-suicide advice, but given her expression here, she seems sulky that she got offed very early in at least two of her later appearances... scratch that, make that three.
  • Chick Hicks sets off a car bomb.
  • Good call, Dobby, since your ex-master's son also didn't seem happy for your freedom.
  • How does a giant floating diamond-like Angel rip a mace out of Draggy?
  • Neku fits himself a "new set of teeth".
  • Watch out for the Joker, 'cause he's got a gun! (cue Slasher Smile)
  • Lithium gets highly reactive.
  • Not a nice day for Nice Cream Guy, it seems.
• [Day 1] ==>
  • I'd be scared, too, ESTJ.
  • Checkers... checks something down there.
  • Seems that Draco still hasn't outgrown his bully tendencies.
  • Brantley-bot?
  • Dobby looks for a new master.
  • Joker McDonald puts his new gun to good use.
  • Rhyperior is the new Fawful.
  • While Gale is no match for a boy who fights with pins, Neku decides to spare him, anyway.
  • Whatever Pollo is, I don't think he/it can die that way.
  • Sakura takes right after Neku when it comes to teeth replacement.
  • Nidoran-F tries driving a Sentient Vehicle.
  • YMMV on this, but that shipping chart might rival Nepeta's in terms of weirdness and/or complexity.
  • ...what clothes?
  • Say what you want about KFC, but not even lithium likes it.
• > Death Recap 1.
  • Iago, Doctor Octopus, Harle, Nice Cream Guy, Raven Branwen, and Pollo.
  • Who's that grieving over Doc Ock's dead body? I would've made a joke about Even Evil Has Loved Ones, but I just want to be sure.

edited 4th Sep '17 5:49:21 AM by TroperNo9001

Sweet innocent ISFJ channels his inner ENTP. Huh. the joke is that they have the same cognitive functions, just in reverse order

Also, are my parents SCPs now?

edited 13th Apr '17 2:10:08 AM by fdiaperhead

Aye, Ominous wall eyes is more powerful than I thought.

When an alkali metal disses KFC, you know things are gonna get REAL.

Ok so not only does one of my tributes die in the first day, he's killed by my other tribute!

Also I'm surprised that Elise had the strength to snap Pollo's, a robot, neck.