Hunger Games Simulator

Guess Bellsarius still wanted payback on Sasuke for that Groin Attack, but forgot one tiny part of the plan: remember which cup you put the poison in.

Anyway, looking forward to seeing how this ends. And before anyone asks, I got up for a late night snack and decided to check this thread on my phone while I was at it.

I guess that sinks Mugi/Sorting Hat then...

Aw, Kefka lost a foot.

IT'S FINALE TIME PEOPLES

Day 8

• Wheeeeeeeee! Off with the hat!
• Slovakian people like porn!

Night 8

• Slovakian people also like yaoi!

Day 9

• Tsundere for Kefka now, eh Sasuke?
• Damon doesn't like those damn perverted Slovakians.

TEH FINALE - Night 9

• Sasuke was too busy Chidori'ing Damon to notice that his boyfriend needed food.

Placements! Summary! Stats! Save for next host!

• Winner: Sasuke Uchiha
• 2nd Place: Kefka
• 3rd Place: Damon Gant
• Most Kills: Damon/Megumi Kitaniji

And finally, mah tributes!

Mains: Pinocchio◊ and Jiminy Cricket.

Reserves: Pain◊ and Konan.

edited 8th Sep '16 2:57:20 AM by Psychedelicate

Atta boy, Sasuke! Not sure what the whole thing with you and Kefka near the end was for, though.

Anyway, just see here for my tributes.

GOD DAMMIT!

Main tributes: Old Man Henderson◊ and Hastur◊

Reserves: Diego Brando◊ and Kabutops◊ (Either gender for Kabutops, I don't really care)

I submit Solar Sands◊ and Finn◊

The link to Night 9 shows Day 9.

Whoops. Eh, the thing is self-explanatory anyway :P

You're right.

The next team doesn't have anything to do with each other, but:

Sephiroth◊ and Pedro I of Brazil◊, to celebrate September 7th, the day of Brazil's independence.

Re-nominating my reserves: Marlin and Dory. Again, just imagine that they have their own MobileFishbowls or something...

Doomguy◊ and Kano◊.

I nominate Heat Miser◊ and Snow Miser◊.

They'd better sing their songs at some point.

Team Villainous Reptiles: The Chameleon◊ and Thaddeus E. Klang◊.

Team Monstrosities: Paraguay◊ and Mutant Yozhik◊, who took doping. It's milk.

Team Old Spice: Isaiah Mustafa◊ and Terry Crews◊

Team CD-i: King Harkinian◊ and Ganon◊

Reserves: Steve◊ and Blue◊, the latter whom is female.

Just two more teams and we can have a 36-tribute game. I'm also willing to host if no one else volunteers to.

EDIT: Changed the Blue pic.

edited 8th Sep '16 10:15:46 PM by TroperNo9001

I think Darkness intends to join in again, once he wakes up.

I'd be cool with you hosting, 9001.

Ooh, a 36-game?

In that case my reserves are a Moonbase Alpha Astronaut◊ and Microsoft Sam◊. Let the text-to-speech stupidity commence.

Looks like I missed quite a lot.

Well, for the next season, here's Assault Android Cactus◊ and Bigger Brother◊.

Primary: Team Ultimate Luck (Nagito Komaeda◊ and Makoto Naegi◊)

And as I can't come up with a secondary team, I'll have to hope two Ultimate Lucky Students will be enough

So we now have exactly 12 main teams. Should we do a 24-game with just those teams, or still extend to 36 with the reserves?

I reckon we should do a 36-tribute game.

And there you have it, folks. The Trope Games, Season 63. Let us begin.

• Bloodbath
  • Terry Crews gets ready to make DOUBLE SUN POWAHHHH!!!!
  • Trixie grabs a sword, probably to do a dangerous magic trick.
  • Those scythes must be very strong to rip out that mace.
  • Kano is apparently afraid of wise, old crickets.
  • Two creepy looking guys, a ninja girl, and a Class-77 student share their stuff...
  • How a fish is able to grab a shovel, I don't know.
  • Aaaand nobody dies here.
• Day 1
  • Paraguay snoops on Finn advertising his snacks to Konan.
  • Kano gets a manly group hug... and also some comforting from a cute puppy.
  • Dory's fishbowl gets filthy with moss.
  • Nagito is ultimately lucky that Solar Sands spared his life.
  • The Old Spice Men lead their own hunting parties, with some... unusual members.
  • King Harkinian weakens Kabutops enough to catch her, but decides to leave her alone.
  • That's not how you groom a unicorn, Mr. Henderson.
  • Two wizards of polarizing alignments have a picnic to get to know each other.
  • First, Diego gets his mace stolen, and now the rest of his stuff gets looted.
  • A color-changing lizard, a robot duck/dog thing, a kid's show host, and a Space Police officer go hunting...
  • Pinocchio might've got no strings to hold him down, but the Arena's got some strings on him!
  • Doomguy goes on stealth mode.
• Arena Event: Blizzard
  • The two Philips CD-i Zelda villains go yaoi on each other, but it's not enough.
  • Heat Miser and Cold Miser die two ironic deaths.
  • Old Spice Men? More like Cold Spice Men! (rimshot)
  • Blue leaves a clue while going all Cute and Psycho.
  • Nice try, Jiminy, but you're cold-blooded while Paraguay's a tropical country.
  • The Chameleon on the other hand braves the cold, enough to keep up with and stab a ninja.
  • How does Dory...?!
  • Maybe I should try frozen Goldfish Crackers someday...
  • Diego can't stand the cold. Neither can Marlin.
  • Quick, Tonks! Use Incen— oh, too late.
  • ...and there goes Nagito's ultimate luck.
  • DD, you may now take a shot and facepalm.
  • And the rest either find shelter or fail. Unfortunately, some of them make it, but it's too late...
• Deaths: Two-thirds of the cast frozen. Bottoms up, everyone. (ducks and braces for flying bottles)

I forgot to capitalize Kabutops' name, but that doesn't matter.

edited 9th Sep '16 3:54:29 AM by TroperNo9001

Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall...

Yeah, all my tributes are dead and gone already. Thanks a bunch, Day 1 Arena Event.