Hunger Games Simulator

NIGHT NINE◊

• Ma has made an enemy of Mother Nature.
• Otachi scales a tower like King Kong.
• All hail the Empress of the Galactic Empire!

DAY TEN◊

• A Krabby Patty thief turns into a Krabby Patty meal.
• The others die anticlimatically.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊ Ma, Otachi, Rhydon Mom

THE WINNER◊

PLACEMENTS◊

SUMMARY◊

STATISTICS◊

SAVE

Not bad, another mass-murderer!

So, for the Battle Royale, my qualified tributes are Battle Royale Team So Bad, It's Good Anime: Chris◊ and Kichigai Record◊ (death)◊

edited 13th May '18 7:10:20 PM by Zanreo

This season's the Battle Royale, yes? Well, here be my Hall of Famers: Breakdown◊ (death pic◊) and Cad Bane◊ (death pic◊)

Congrats, Momma Nature! Speaking of her, I wonder why we haven't had an Earth Day season for two years already. But then again, every day is supposed to be Earth Day, so technically this can be done anytime.

And for the Battle Royale, I've got Sweetie Belle◊ (death◊), along with Flowey, the Equestrian Princesses, and Fluttershy as my proxies.

And also, Baroness von Bon Bon will be facing her time traveling self. There's no way out of this.

Also, events:

• (Player1) reads (Player2)'s mind.
• (Player1) reads (Player2)'s mind, but is disgusted by what (he/she1) sees.
• (Player1) attempts to build a bridge to get across a ravine. (He/She1) succeeds.
• (Player1) attempts to build a bridge to get across a ravine. (He/She1) fails and falls to (his/her1) death.
• (Player1) takes (his/her1) vitamins.
• (Player1) takes (his/her1) vitamins, but (he/she1) didn't check the label and thus dies from taking the wrong medication.

edited 13th May '18 7:32:59 PM by TroperNo9001

I've got Fujiwara no Shirogane no Sanra◊, Jinbei◊, and Queen Cordelia◊ for this one.

Looks like Yuki Sohma will be returning for this one.

Wow, it feels like Battle Royale have been occurring a little quicker than usual... must be just me, though.

Hamidon doesn't even have a damn head, let alone a spine.

(Player 1) receives a Talisman of Rebirth from an unknown sponsor.

(Player 1) kills (Player 2), but (his/her 2) Talisman of Rebirth revives her.

(Player 1) launches (Player 2) into the air, slashes (him/her2) three times, and then performs a spinning piledrive.

Season 209 Most Kills

Main: Bazelgeuse◊ (Death Pic◊)

edited 13th May '18 9:36:09 PM by Mhazard

This is the Battle Royale, not the Death Battle. Got a podium finisher from Seasons 215-226? If not, then sorry.

edited 13th May '18 9:32:06 PM by TroperNo9001

All I have this time is Carlton Banks◊.

Whoops I forgot that Michael De Santa was also in this.

edited 13th May '18 11:30:20 PM by ThatIdiotMan

Oops.

Season 215 3rd Place

Main: Senator Armstrong◊ (Death Pic◊)

The hell is a Talisman of Rebirth?

Probably another revival item, so I'm not gonna add it (we already have enough). And yes, I'm preemptively setting up the season right now. Not sure if I can run, though, but Dave is hosting.

EDIT: Gag save.

edited 13th May '18 11:11:05 PM by TroperNo9001

EDIT: Battle Royale.

Also people forgot to include my tributes in the previous season, even after I edited them to fit Mother's Day. Just a nitpick, but still.

edited 14th May '18 2:23:31 AM by arcada188

Wow, I think people going Corrupted Shinnok by corrupting the Jinsei might become a Running Gag.

And I thought having two of yourself would make for an easier win. Clearly I was mistaken, RIP both von Bon Bons.

Now, I'll probably keep the pics as it is in the gag save, except the most probable case of Dash and Flutters. I'm content with everything else (except I do have some ideas with Sweetie Belle's main pic^note My recent surfings through some vectors back at DeviantArt certainly helps, but that's out of my jurisdiction).

As for hosting duties.... We better keep a backup host, in case I could not do so.

edited 14th May '18 12:01:33 AM by dave_the_assassin

I could be a backup host

And Arcada, this is the Battle Royale and you don't seem to have any tributes for that, sorry

In fact, I made that a new Drinking Game rule, which was made in jest.

All the tied mass murderers are qualified, unless there's a spillover, where only the highest ranked from the last season prior are the last ones to be qualified.

edited 14th May '18 1:05:32 AM by TroperNo9001

Well, about time. Just in time for the Royale, even. Guess Grace◊ need to be renominated immediately afterwards.

Also, how do you resolve ties for Death Battle?

edited 14th May '18 1:04:02 AM by PinkCelebi

In case of ties, all tied tributes make it in - if you mean in cases where the last included season has more tributes than would be needed to fill up the Death Battle slots, the first listed ones are the one to make it in while the rest will have to wait for the next Death Battle

A regular death version of the border contraction arena event.

• (Player1) hacks into the arena forcefield, causing it to retract on poor (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4).

(Player1)'s powers and abilities isn't just for show!

• (Player1) uses the Time Stone to speed up (Player2)'s aging until (he/she2) turns into a pile of rotten flesh. (Fatal)
• (Player1) uses the Mind Stone to make (Player2) fall in love with President Snow.
• (Player1) uses the Reality Stone to wipe (Player2) our of existence. (Fatal)
• (Player1) uses the Power Stone to disintegrate (Player2) with a gentle touch. (Fatal)
• (Player1) uses the Space Stone to open up a portal and throw a planet at (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4). (Fatal)
• (Player1) uses the Infinity Gauntlet to have a date with Rosie Palms and disintegrates (himself/herself1) by accident. (Fatal)

It's meant to be the type of batshet crazy event where a tribute does something so dumb that it enters Too Dumb to Live territory.

edited 14th May '18 2:30:04 AM by Mhazard

Last event: wtf

• (Player1) kills (Player2) with (his/her1) Final Smash, eradicating (Player2) with an overkill attack or brief transformation.
• (Player1) has done nothing but teleport bread for the Season's duration. (also feast)
• (Player1) breaks (Player2)'s nose for a basket of bread. (Player2) bleeds to death. (also bloodbath and feast)

edited 14th May '18 2:10:51 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

Yeah, Imma vote no on the "disintegration via jacking off with the Infinity Gauntlet" suggestion myself.

Yeah... I don't think that event would feel so good for everyone.

Oh, that event has already been disintegrated.

And arcada, your tributes (Ma and Shub-Niggurath) were present. Too bad the former got the 4th Place Curse while the latter was the first one to die.

edited 14th May '18 3:01:37 AM by TroperNo9001