Time to make the Neon Quarters a reality and unleash my evil laugh.
TNP somehow manages to befriend Wolf.
From thief to hero
That is going to be one heck of an Odd Friendship since we're nothing alike.
...discovered buried treasure in their backyard?
"Don't worry, Lucian, we'll make it through this."
Time to send it to a museum!
TNP has a nightmare in which they're Freddy Krueger.
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R.I.P. the kids around the world.
TNP serves the military... in Medieval times.
The man behind the slaughter
Given the shape I'm in, I get used as cannon fodder.
TNP got clear footage of Bigfoot on their camera.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
I'd first would make a video showing how the video isn't a hoax by trying to recreate the footage, then form a search party for Bigfoot. Would pack several tranquilizer darts that's potent enough to take down a bear should we come face to face with him, as I feel without a live specimen being captured Bigfoot would probably never be proven to the scientific world. If we come across a group of them, we'd high-tail it out of there as one Bigfoot is dangerous enough as is. Given that the eyewitness stories about them say that they're absolute monsters in the physical department (bears probably don't throw huge boulders at the distances Bigfoot are said to do), yeah best not to get on their bad side.
TNP is now Bound and Gagged at their avatar's evil volcano lair. If their avatar is normally nice, assume they did an Evil All Along reveal.
Edited by TheGamechanger on May 8th 2020 at 9:16:24 AM
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eh
fuck you, selfie
Fuck you more, whats your point?
fuck you THREE, you bitch
.. comes across a hat?
I'll say in my best Soldier voice "I want that hat," then take it.
RIP Rick May.
TNP suddenly has a brilliant idea for a novel.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
I would try to turn it into the script for a video game as that would be more fun.
TNP woke up to the sight of their avatar about to cut them open without anesthesia to harvest their organs for something.
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I'm not surprised because it's Midori after all, but I do have to wonder what he's doing this for.
...jumped out of the window in the room they're currently in?
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
I am everybody's friend and nobody's friend.
My bedroom is on the ground floor, so apart from a few scrapes and bruises, nothing.
TNP learns that they can only eat broccoli for the rest of their lives.
eh
oh no.
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.. got hugged out of nowhere?
I'd find it odd, but enjoy it.
TNP found a pair of cool-looking sunglasses that renders the wearer in destructible as long as they wear them. Only catch is that it doesn't render them immune to pain.
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Not a Fragile Flower
I'd keep those, for sure. I can deal with some pain.
TNP: found a pair of glasses that let them see into the UV and IF spectrum while wearing them, the catch being that they shut off all other senses? "Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
I'd try them on for a few seconds, and then Reality Ensues...
- Body goes completely numb.
- Sudden loss of hearing would also mean loss of balance and equilibrium.
- and Immense eye strain
The glasses actually hurt a lot more than you would think, but it's definitely the kind of experience that would make you appreciate the disabled real quick.
...had to restart the last 10 years of his/her life with all the knowledge (s)he has now?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.I've made so many minor mistakes, and though they turned out to be minor, I'd still like to fix them if I could. Hopefully I could recognize whenever one of them is about to happen so I could do the right thing this time.
TNP finds themself in an eating contest for whichever food they choose.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
eh
SUSHI EATING CONTEST AJDSHFKASDHFIUAHS YES YES YES ITS SUCH A GOOD FOOD AAAA
.. tried to dance?
I'd dance well.
One of TNP's hands is now completely frozen solid while the other hand is completely on fire.
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I'd ask a relative to call the government to have them figure out what's wrong with me. Either that or run into traffic.
TNP finds that their phone's ringtone is permanently changed to an instrumental version of the Final Fantasy prelude.
So, let's hang an anchor from the sun... also my Tumblr
I would find it pretty awesome.
TNP now has bad internet/Wi-Fi connection for the rest of the year.
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guess i'll die
TNP just woke up duct-taped to their bedroom wall
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
eh
ah, my insomnia got so bad enough that i resorted to this?
.. had to do a Fortnite Dance to live?
Wait why do I need to live again?
...ate a ghost pepper?
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
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Wouldn't be the first time. Also, they're not as hot as Trinidad Scorpion or Carolina Reaper varieties. Though I would prefer it minced fine and stirred into a pasta sauce or a curry.
Broke both their legs. "Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
Whelp, I don't think I'll be prepared enough even with six years, so I'm screwed.
TNP formed a cult, with said cult being about whatever TNP wants.
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