Mail the Popful
The baby went to Old Latin school!
...why is there smoke coming out of that oven?
"Can't afford me? Tough break, kiddo."
That's just steam, steam from the steamed clams I'm making!
Why is the baby floating in the air and why are his eyes glowing?
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Oh, that's just a baby fairy. Instead of crying tears, they cry light.
Okay, why have the school's halls been turned into a maze?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Carmine at the Beach
It's a simulation.
Why is everyone dressed up as hippies with peace sign necklaces?
"What do you guys think about my swimsuit?" - Carmine
It's national dress-like-a-hippy day, didn't you know?
Where are my legs?
Edited by kirbman on Sep 14th 2022 at 8:09:40 PM
Tief girl with eartude
It was an emergency; I was out of snacks!
Where are my snacks? TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
It was an emergency; I was out of legs! Sorry for the sandwich post, I couldn't resist.
Why did you tear down my entire wall?
Edited by kirbman on Sep 15th 2022 at 3:06:52 PM
What if we kissed... and we were both trucks...
I needed it to build a house.
Who took my fridge and replaced it with a box of parts needed to build a new one?
The Crying Children
The fridge goblin did it.
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Can you tell me, why my car is on fire?
I don’t want to hear anything. I don’t want to see anything, or speak anything…
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Somebody else must have gotten the wrong idea about what a Matchbox car
actually is.
Why did you think using the growth ray on a Chihuahua was a good idea?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.I wanted a great dane.
Discarded and Feeling Blue
Out fighting crime — it's a super suit, after all!
Why did you lock us in here?
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
Carmine at the Beach
I had to finish something quickly before you guys can see it.
Why did you turn me into a Pokemon?
"What do you guys think about my swimsuit?" - CarmineI tripped and fell on this lever here.
Why did you jam a sword through my car?
Edited by kirbman on Sep 16th 2022 at 2:41:32 PM
Tief girl with eartude
No spoilers
Why are you eating ice cream for breakfast? TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Carmine at the Beach
There was nothing else in the fridge.
Why did you wake up early in the morning?
"What do you guys think about my swimsuit?" - Carmine
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Because school starts before the sun rises in wintertime here. Apparently, it's a bright idea to think that half-tired kids take well to a system that forces them into dark and dreary weather while waiting for the bus. note
Why are we always so worried about why the chicken crosses the road?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Boisterous woman
Because the chicken is having issues, and we want to make sure it isn't doing anything dangerous.
Why is there a crocodile in the bathtub?
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Sanity is overrated
Don't worry about it, a cup of coffee and a cigar then it's good. (I'm Danish :3)
Where's my keys?
#nolivesmatter
Carmine at the Beach
Uh, the dog ate them.
Why can't I find my diet coke? "What do you guys think about my swimsuit?" - Carmine
Logic Girl
An elephant drank it.
Why didn't you do your homework? For every low there is a high.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Because if home issues should not be involved in school, school should not be involved at home; yet it is. So, I don't know what the real lesson you're trying to teach here is.
Why must I be Surrounded by Idiots?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
The Big Man
To make you look smarter
Why is there a bike in the swimming pool? Brutal
Carmine at the Beach
There was a hurricane last night that swept it in there.
Why does my foot hurt? "What do you guys think about my swimsuit?" - Carmine
I drank too much water and that happened.
...why is the baby talking in a dead language whilst floating as satanic symbols appear all over the place?