Heya there! I'm West.
No if you get the five pink and green bunnies we got from Claireâs there.
I think Flash is spying on me... what can I do?
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Okay, I have an idea... (whisper whisper whisper) ...cod liver oil... (mutter mutter mutter) and that's when the three ducks go... (more whispering) ...and after the yak is done, Flash will never want to go anywhere near you ever again.
Every time I go to this restaurant, the most bizarre things end up in my soup.
my current job
Just reset the universe again. It's worth another shot.
Waiter! I've started to slip into another game!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.You didn't stay there for long, apparently the big burly bouncer named Bruce mistook you for the necromancer from the KFC Incident. Luckily Pinkie Pie prepared this Post-Defenestration Kit in advance.
My cat won't let me bathe him.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Mysterious Stranger
Good thing there is water it can't avoid, just like that time 3 days after it followed a crazed reptile who couldn't read around.
I don't know how to keep the blue text.
my current job
Well the way I kept it involved fourteen beetles and a crowbar. I don't recommend it. Takes too long. Try using just ten.
My sister died in the spaghetti!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Oh man, milking a yak ain't exactly a picnic, and you should NEVER try to milk a caribou if you don't have tranquilizers, but the milk And Some Other Stuff combined into a potion took care of the problem!
My battery died.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
my current job
Don't panic! I was there for Guatemala, all we need is a pinball machine.
The neighbors keep singing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas!" In April!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.You find me panting and using a sledgehammer as an improvised cane as I stand over the inoperably dented remains of a trombone-carrying robot in a Santa suit. There's a strong smell of flamethrower fuel in the air and lots of scorch marks on the pavement, but no bodies. I say "I wouldn't examine the trombone too closely if I were you and wanted to maintain Plausible Deniability."
Now I need a lawyer to guard against the Ambulance Chaser lawyer that's sure to come after me for the above incident.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on May 27th 2020 at 7:44:12 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.Bump
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Title
Welp, how about that lawyer from that time you were accused of robbing a St. Judeâs?
How am I ever supposed to let her do that?
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
my current job
Dude, this is the same woman who stopped a war between Germany and the moon with a paper clip. Let it go.
Shit, six of our hard drives just failed!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Oh jeeze, that alien drove a hard bargain for his tech, I'm sore in places I didn't even know I had...
Doctor, doctor, my skin is turning phosphorescent!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Title
Donât worry! Try my secret serum I got from that blue tiny ogre that time...itâll help!
Help! Iâve been shot!
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
WOOOOOOW
At least we know who did it this time!
I really gotta pee and the gas station doesnât have a bathroom!
My favorite sci fi enemies are the giant sexy depressed women
Do you have your shovel? If so, problem solved! Just gotta make sure that ol' Jack doesn't see. Use the typewriter.
Jack saw me dig a hole in his business!
It Wasn't Easy getting my hands on a Neuralyzer. Don't ask me to do it again.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
AI with access to the console
Hereâs a photo of jangala also known as the living planet. If you didnât stop hiccuping youâve likely emptied your system of anything to hiccup on.
So we have jangala starting to move somehow
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
my current job
Guys, David's 15 seconds behind us. It's gonna throw a huge wrench in our road trip.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
I GOT A FISHING ROD TO HOSTAGE HIM!
Oh fucking great, he IMMEDIATELY develops Stockholm Syndrome the moment we hook the rod to his belt!
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Let's start a car wash fundraiser with hot babes and hot guys as our customers.
"Does this dress make me look flat?"
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