My programming. That, and the need to direct my subordinates in their duties. Or to remind my latest incompetent subordinate about the price they pay for inefficiency.
Coffee or Tea, which do you prefer?
edited 31st Mar '18 11:57:17 AM by Clockwork_Heart
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did.""I really like nice fruit teas."
-Although he probably should drink coffee since he sometimes struggles to stay awake in the mornings (Not as bad as he used to though)...-
Chocolate or vanilla?
Both of them taste good, but cheese is definitely my favorite!
Any plans for Easter Fool's?
edited 11th Apr '18 9:41:04 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"I'll summon the Easter Bunny's mortal enemy, the Chaos Fox to engage in mortal combat.
What swimsuit you're going to wear if you going to either the mudflats, the swamp or the beach.
Up in Useful Notes/ParaguayS...swimsuit?
It's incredibly impractical to wear one for the first two locations, but if I'm on the beach... I think I'll wear something cute and modest.
What do you do in your spare time?
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
I'm always looking forward to make new friends!
I listen to rock music. It's the sound of sediments accumulating over millennia.
Worst injury you've experienced?
edited 11th Apr '18 9:40:25 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Worst injury... well, that would be... what happened during... "The Crash". Buried under a pile... of unsold terrible game carts... for literal years... it was terrible... and when I came back, I had lost... my leading position in the industry... and was blamed for everything... I kept growing weaker after that... in fact I've... only recently started to recover. At least I've learned from this... and can warn others..."
What's the most terrifying experience you've had?
Edited by Zanreo on Sep 25th 2018 at 3:23:16 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"The most terrifying experience is when some noob attacked me on Robloxia a few years ago as a new user.
What's the last time you were infamous in You Tube?
Up in Useful Notes/Paraguay"I don't know what you're talking about. I have more important things to do than do something foolish on the internet."
-Like getting stronger... Kai will acknowledge him!-
Is there anyone you want to impress?
No. I have no time for such desires, as they serve no purpose to me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to return to overseeing the latest Harvesting operations.
What Trope defines you best?
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."
Cloudcuckoolander! I'm even the page image for the Western Animation subpage!
I don't know what you're talking about.
And look, Maud! We're the page image for Sibling Yin-Yang! Aren't we the best?
Yay.
And I think you're somewhere between The Stoic and The Comically Serious! I'm torn between these two!
Yes, I do stand-up. All my punchlines are like this.
Ever forgotten someone's birthday?
edited 11th Apr '18 9:39:40 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"No, but Tactical Dolls like me don't have birthdays so to speak, and I haven't interacted with humans enough to know that kind of intimate information.
...I'm not sure if this counts. Sorry.
What are your reasons to live?
edited 6th Apr '18 7:32:41 PM by ArmoredFury
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingCamping in general and mostly by myself. Also, I enjoy reading classic suspense novels while camping.
What is one of the most beautiful places you've been to?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
The Crystal Empire! With all those sparkling crystals, I bet you'd like to go there and see them!
As shiny as those crystals are, I'm fine with my new home in the gem cave near Ponyville. Why travel far when there are already rocks here?
Best food you've eaten?
edited 11th Apr '18 9:39:05 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Haha, everything! I'll eat anything, really! Well, haha, anything food.
What was your worst subject at school?
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.Handling mongooses. It drove my snake crazy.
If you were an '90s Anti-Hero, what name would be like and your appearance? text
edited 8th Apr '18 4:12:56 AM by Huthman
Up in Useful Notes/ParaguayThose angsty morons who spend more time flexing their muscles and gritting their teeth than actually doing what needs to be done? There's no way I would ever be like them!
Says the knife chick with the tragic backstory and self-loathing.
Nobody asked you, Leeko!
If you appeared before a Trial of the Mystical Jury, what would it be for, and what would your defense be?
edited 11th Apr '18 9:27:28 PM by TheGreatUnknown
"...Many things to be tried for..."
-Although...-
"...I imagine that they'd try me for existing..."
-As he is a clone.-
"...They'd think of me as a scientific sin..."
-,,,Well, it seems that he seems... actually upset about the idea of that? Granted he usually looks kind of gloomy so maybe it's just your imagination...-
"...My defense would be that I didn't choose to be created..."
-And...-
"...They should try my creator instead... She was the one that created me..."
No, "she" is not me.
What would you do if you found yourself waking up in a post-apocalyptic world?
edited 14th Apr '18 6:46:30 AM by CrystalMemoria
I would assume that Morgana was responsible for it somehow.
Then, I'd curl up in a ball and cry for a bit, probably. Then I would start hoarding survival supplies.
What's your worst Not What It Looks Like moment?
When they saw my Pokemon, Mousea rubbing my chest.
If you could wear a swimsuit for each day of the month, what would it be?
Up in Useful Notes/ParaguayI do not wear swimsuits, as I cannot swim. I am made of rock. In addition, I do not wear clothing.
Who is your secret crush?
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.Doing something a little different this time. Answering with FG Aichi and a combined answer between other Aichis.
-FG Aichi is looking very noticeably flustered and blushy.-
"S-Secret crush...? W-Well... I, um..."
-He's looking around nervously making sure no one else can hear him...-
"C-Could you keep this a secret please...?"
-He doesn't really want to tell anyone, but maybe he can trust you...-
"...S-Sthesia... I-I like Sthesia..."
—
-Aichi gets a bit of a sheepish expression.-
"I-I don't really have one..."
Do you have a friend you were surprised to learn a dark secret about?
edited 15th Apr '18 5:24:12 AM by CrystalMemoria
"Um... no."
Why weren't you at elf practice
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character...Eh? Are you talking to me?
Is there anything you want to get off your chest?
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
-sobs- All the time... I just want to fit in but with the way I look, I don't think I ever can.
What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
I write occasionally