Well, at least it's cleansing! Kills 99.9 percent of germs!
Waiter!! There's a report card in my soup!!
"Forget what you know....Embrace the Remix."That's fine, just be sure your parents don't find it.
Waiter! There's a tiny man in my soup!
Edited by sifsand on Nov 15th 2019 at 6:25:20 AM
"Well, it looks like he's swimming around in the soup. I suggest gingerbread men instead."
Waiter! There is a glitch-pokemon in my soup
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!Well, at least you can say that you caught 'em all in truth. From 000 to 151.
Waiter! An edited post is in my soup!
Is it a good edit, then? Edited posts often improve the soup, we have found. Would you like some speckchecker to go with that, too?
Waiter, there's a hair in my soup! And there's a fly in my soup! Hairs, flies, hairy flies, oh my!
Would you prefer the flying hair soup?
Waiter! Sam Starfall is in my soup!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.Now where's the rest of the Savage Chicken?
Waiter!! There's a Dragapult in my soup!
"Forget what you know....Embrace the Remix."Sorry, The bulbapedia article isn't working, I have no clue what that is, sir. Would you like a new soup?
WAITER, THERE IS ANTIMATTER IN MY SOUP!
*sigh* sir, those are our gummy worms...
Waiter! There's The Power of Love in my soup! MY ONE WEAKNESS!!!!
invisible zombie jesus just told me to kill the president! What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Edited by KingOfStickers on Dec 3rd 2019 at 10:27:38 AM
This is complimentary to your meal because it don't take money, don't take fame, don't need no credit card to ride this train...
WAITER! There's Spanish Fly in my soup! Oh, and while you're here... HAVE ME~ NOW~!
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)(uses spoon, then flicks fly into mouth) I'm still on duty.
WAITER! There's The Spanish Inquisition in my soup!
HA! NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Edited by AHSVelocity on Dec 4th 2019 at 5:35:15 AM
Well, I Didn't See That Coming. It's a pity Mad-Eye Moody isn't here at the moment, he might have been able to warn us.
Waiter! There's a rhinoceros in my soup!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.OH GOD THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THERE. EVERY PERSON FOR THEMSELVES
Waiter, there's a you in my soup!
Edited by KingOfStickers on Dec 3rd 2019 at 10:45:15 AM
Sorry, it's really cold in here and I was desperate.
Waiter! There's peeps and M&Ms in my soup!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.You ordered a candy soup, and you're complaining about that? Jesus, some customers...
Waiter! Something's dragging me in the soup!
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)Bon Voyage! You're entering the s o u p z o n e
Waiter! There's a Marigold in my soup!!
"Forget what you know....Embrace the Remix."Put it in your garden.
Waiter, there is a G R E N I N J A in my soup
... Well call to Pokecops or something.
Waiter, there's a "Certified Bruh Moment" in my soup!
PIZZA HUT FAMILY... TRANSCENDS SPIRITUAL REALITYBruh.
Waiter! There's origami in my soup!!
"Forget what you know....Embrace the Remix."Shh, not so loud or everyone will start demanding a 1000 Origami Cranes!
Waiter! There's a sock in my soup!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.A replacement is on its way, sir.
(MEMO: How many times must we tell Steve that the kitchen is not a goddamn laundromat? That's the fifth complaint I've heard this week, and management will know!)
Waiter! Can you hear me? Waiter? WAIIITEEEEEEEER!
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)i'm trying to get your soup, but i'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the guards!
waiter, there's nothing in my soup! it's absolutely perfect. now i can finally diiiieeeeeeee.....
Edited by KingOfStickers on Dec 4th 2019 at 1:02:26 PM
Hmm, where to dispose of this dead body...
Waiter! SCP-447-2 is in my soup! Don't you DARE come near me with that dead body!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Dec 4th 2019 at 5:06:52 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
That is just tradition for the brits, they attack soup every month!
Waiter! there is a 99.9% of clean liquid in my soup!
PIZZA HUT FAMILY... TRANSCENDS SPIRITUAL REALITY