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Seaners Just some guy from Manila Since: Jul, 2019
Just some guy
#1951: Nov 15th 2019 at 3:15:53 AM

That is just tradition for the brits, they attack soup every month!

Waiter! there is a 99.9% of clean liquid in my soup!

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SpaceChild85 Laserhawk Countdown- 1 day: Main Cast from Eden Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Laserhawk Countdown- 1 day: Main Cast
#1952: Nov 15th 2019 at 5:05:52 AM

Well, at least it's cleansing! Kills 99.9 percent of germs!

Waiter!! There's a report card in my soup!!

"Forget what you know....Embrace the Remix."
sifsand Madman Since: Jan, 2014 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Madman
#1953: Nov 15th 2019 at 6:25:00 AM

That's fine, just be sure your parents don't find it.

Waiter! There's a tiny man in my soup!

Edited by sifsand on Nov 15th 2019 at 6:25:20 AM

sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#1954: Nov 15th 2019 at 6:28:05 AM

"Well, it looks like he's swimming around in the soup. I suggest gingerbread men instead."

Waiter! There is a glitch-pokemon in my soup

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1955: Nov 15th 2019 at 8:20:39 AM

Well, at least you can say that you caught 'em all in truth. From 000 to 151.

Waiter! An edited post is in my soup!

XFllo There is no Planet B from Planet A Since: Aug, 2012
There is no Planet B
#1956: Nov 15th 2019 at 8:50:49 AM

Is it a good edit, then? Edited posts often improve the soup, we have found. Would you like some speckchecker to go with that, too?


Waiter, there's a hair in my soup! And there's a fly in my soup! Hairs, flies, hairy flies, oh my!

Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#1957: Nov 18th 2019 at 7:45:42 PM

Would you prefer the flying hair soup?

Waiter! Sam Starfall is in my soup!

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
SpaceChild85 Laserhawk Countdown- 1 day: Main Cast from Eden Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Laserhawk Countdown- 1 day: Main Cast
#1958: Dec 3rd 2019 at 10:32:02 AM

Now where's the rest of the Savage Chicken?

Waiter!! There's a Dragapult in my soup!

"Forget what you know....Embrace the Remix."
ReynTheLord Monster Eater Champion from In the Dungeon (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
Monster Eater Champion
#1959: Dec 3rd 2019 at 11:02:37 AM

Sorry, The bulbapedia article isn't working, I have no clue what that is, sir. Would you like a new soup?

WAITER, THERE IS ANTIMATTER IN MY SOUP!

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1960: Dec 3rd 2019 at 11:08:08 AM

Well shit. Goodbye, every--

Waiter! There's maggots in my soup!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
KingOfStickers Since: Jul, 2014
#1961: Dec 3rd 2019 at 11:16:35 AM

*sigh* sir, those are our gummy worms...

Waiter! There's The Power of Love in my soup! MY ONE WEAKNESS!!!!

[down] invisible zombie jesus just told me to kill the president! What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Edited by KingOfStickers on Dec 3rd 2019 at 10:27:38 AM

GrafVonTirol It wasn't a rock from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
It wasn't a rock
#1962: Dec 3rd 2019 at 11:30:27 AM

This is complimentary to your meal because it don't take money, don't take fame, don't need no credit card to ride this train...

WAITER! There's Spanish Fly in my soup! Oh, and while you're here... HAVE ME~ NOW~!

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AHSVelocity Since: Feb, 2018
#1963: Dec 3rd 2019 at 2:23:08 PM

(uses spoon, then flicks fly into mouth) I'm still on duty.

WAITER! There's The Spanish Inquisition in my soup!

[down] HA! NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Edited by AHSVelocity on Dec 4th 2019 at 5:35:15 AM

Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#1964: Dec 3rd 2019 at 2:38:55 PM

Well, I Didn't See That Coming. It's a pity Mad-Eye Moody isn't here at the moment, he might have been able to warn us.

Waiter! There's a rhinoceros in my soup!

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
KingOfStickers Since: Jul, 2014
#1965: Dec 3rd 2019 at 2:43:01 PM

OH GOD THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THERE. EVERY PERSON FOR THEMSELVES

Waiter, there's a you in my soup!

Edited by KingOfStickers on Dec 3rd 2019 at 10:45:15 AM

burinnu Tell me something happy from Someplace Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Tell me something happy
#1966: Dec 3rd 2019 at 3:41:37 PM

Sorry, it's really cold in here and I was desperate.

Waiter! There's peeps and M&Ms in my soup!

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
GrafVonTirol It wasn't a rock from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
It wasn't a rock
#1967: Dec 3rd 2019 at 3:46:29 PM

You ordered a candy soup, and you're complaining about that? Jesus, some customers...

Waiter! Something's dragging me in the soup!

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SpaceChild85 Laserhawk Countdown- 1 day: Main Cast from Eden Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Laserhawk Countdown- 1 day: Main Cast
#1968: Dec 3rd 2019 at 6:57:42 PM

Bon Voyage! You're entering the s o u p z o n e

Waiter! There's a Marigold in my soup!!

"Forget what you know....Embrace the Remix."
Heyitsgalaxycreeper Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#1969: Dec 3rd 2019 at 7:08:18 PM

Put it in your garden.

Waiter, there is a G R E N I N J A in my soup

Seaners Just some guy from Manila Since: Jul, 2019
Just some guy
#1970: Dec 3rd 2019 at 7:20:58 PM

... Well call to Pokecops or something.

Waiter, there's a "Certified Bruh Moment" in my soup!

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SpaceChild85 Laserhawk Countdown- 1 day: Main Cast from Eden Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Laserhawk Countdown- 1 day: Main Cast
#1971: Dec 4th 2019 at 4:57:15 AM

Bruh.

Waiter! There's origami in my soup!!

"Forget what you know....Embrace the Remix."
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#1972: Dec 4th 2019 at 8:22:08 AM

Shh, not so loud or everyone will start demanding a 1000 Origami Cranes!

Waiter! There's a sock in my soup!

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
GrafVonTirol It wasn't a rock from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
It wasn't a rock
#1973: Dec 4th 2019 at 4:46:51 PM

A replacement is on its way, sir.

(MEMO: How many times must we tell Steve that the kitchen is not a goddamn laundromat? That's the fifth complaint I've heard this week, and management will know!)

Waiter! Can you hear me? Waiter? WAIIITEEEEEEEER!

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KingOfStickers Since: Jul, 2014
#1974: Dec 4th 2019 at 5:01:38 PM

i'm trying to get your soup, but i'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the guards!

waiter, there's nothing in my soup! it's absolutely perfect. now i can finally diiiieeeeeeee.....

Edited by KingOfStickers on Dec 4th 2019 at 1:02:26 PM

Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#1975: Dec 4th 2019 at 5:05:18 PM

Hmm, where to dispose of this dead body...

Waiter! SCP-447-2 is in my soup! Don't you DARE come near me with that dead body!

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Dec 4th 2019 at 5:06:52 AM

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

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