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Waiter! There's a dead troper in my soup!
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Nov 30th 2018 at 12:52:13 PM
That's me, you have to let go, the car crash wasn't your fault.
Waiter! There's a camper in my soup!
Don't worry, that's just Carol. She got lost on the way back to her table.
Waiter! There's a Macintosh Plus in my soup!
They're still selling those? Damn.
Waiter, there's a fork in my soup!
It's for the noodles, enjoy!
Waiter! Batman is in my soup!
Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 1st 2018 at 9:06:16 AM
Don't question it, 'cause he's the goddamn Batman!
Waiter, there's soap in my soup!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 1st 2018 at 11:35:57 PM
You swore too much mister!
Waiter! There's an Akuma in my soup!
I suggest tossing it out a window.
Waiter! There's computer chips in my soup!
Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 1st 2018 at 9:36:23 AM
They're leftovers from Cyber Monday. Waste not, and all that.
Waiter! There's a radio comedy troupe in my soup!
Sorry about that, they were singing for their supper and accidentally got hold of yours instead. I'll shoo them out.
Waiter! There's a gremlin in my soup!
Just keep it away from water and don't feed it after midnight.
Waiter! A thread's been bumped into my soup!
Here, have some tweezers to pluck it out and a keyboard to type a response.
Waiter! There's half a gremlin in my soup!
Sorry, sir. The chef got too wild in butchering the gremlins and forgot to drain them. We're giving you a replacement soup.
Waiter! There's a gormless tosser in my soup!
We'll get you a gorm soup.
Waiter! There is a BFDI in my soup!
Wow, I never thought tomato soup would be considered so luxurious.
Waiter! There's a bottle of lamb sauce in my soup!
Please don't say that out loud. Gordon Ramsay might hear it and fire all of the staff here.
Waiter! There's chloroform in my soup!
(Takes the rag out) Was wondering where he put this.
Waiter! This soup is German Christmas bread! I'll have none of it!
It's Christmas soup! You need Christmas bread for Christmas soup!
Waiter, there is a "Waiter, there is a "Waiter there is a meme" in my soup.
Waiter! There's a game of Cards Against Humanity happening in my soup!
Wonderful, maybe they'll use your soup as a card.
Waiter, Rouxls Kaard is in my soup!
Are you Sans in disguise?
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jan 25th 2019 at 11:16:09 AM
Isn't that against the rouxles? (rimshot)
I could be that other punny boi. Who knows?
Waiter, Jevil's in my soup!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 4th 2019 at 1:41:53 AM
Well, I thought you ordered a soup with anything in it. And since he can do anything, I figured he would make a good addition. Pay no mind to those spades stuck in the walls, they’re just decorations.
Waiter! There’s a portal gun in my soup!
We are terribly sorry. That was for customer number 400. The chef must have hit the portal gun to your table.
Waiter, there is a question mark in my soup!
That's weird. I'll just put it above my head, shall I?
Waiter! There's a in my soup!
And it seems to be burnt out. Must have been for Trump's table.
Waiter, there's a snarky internet poster in my soup.
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