Dagded Dujardin
That's me, you have to let go, the car crash wasn't your fault.
Waiter! There's a camper in my soup!
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Oh Captain!~
Don't worry, that's just Carol. She got lost on the way back to her table.
Waiter! There's a Macintosh Plus in my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
AKA Uqau - Geek of All Trades
They're still selling those? Damn.
Waiter, there's a fork in my soup!
Dagded Dujardin
It's for the noodles, enjoy!
Waiter! Batman is in my soup!
Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 1st 2018 at 9:06:16 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Braids From S286 Not Included
Don't question it, 'cause he's the goddamn Batman!
Waiter, there's soap in my soup!
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*miss
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 1st 2018 at 11:35:57 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Dagded Dujardin
You swore too much mister!
Waiter! There's an Akuma in my soup!
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Oh Captain!~
I suggest tossing it out a window.
Waiter! There's computer chips in my soup!
Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 1st 2018 at 9:36:23 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
my current job
They're leftovers from Cyber Monday. Waste not, and all that.
Waiter! There's a radio comedy troupe in my soup!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Sorry about that, they were singing for their supper and accidentally got hold of yours instead. I'll shoo them out.
Waiter! There's a gremlin in my soup!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Oh Captain!~
Just keep it away from water and don't feed it after midnight.
Waiter! A thread's been bumped into my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
[REDACTED]
Sorry, sir. The chef got too wild in butchering the gremlins and forgot to drain them. We're giving you a replacement soup.
Waiter! There's a gormless tosser in my soup!
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...
We'll get you a gorm soup.
Waiter! There is a BFDI in my soup!
Oh Captain!~
Wow, I never thought tomato soup would be considered so luxurious.
Waiter! There's a bottle of lamb sauce in my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
[REDACTED]
Please don't say that out loud. Gordon Ramsay might hear it and fire all of the staff here.
Waiter! There's chloroform in my soup!
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...
my current job
(Takes the rag out) Was wondering where he put this.
Waiter! This soup is German Christmas bread! I'll have none of it!
It's Christmas soup! You need Christmas bread for Christmas soup!
Waiter, there is a "Waiter, there is a "Waiter there is a meme" in my soup.
Oh Captain!~
NonoNO WAIT-
Universe rebooting...
Terribly sorry about that, I'll see if the kitchen can get you a new one.
Waiter! There's a game of Cards Against Humanity happening in my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
The Senate
Wonderful, maybe they'll use your soup as a card.
Waiter, Rouxls Kaard is in my soup!
Are you Sans in disguise?
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jan 25th 2019 at 11:16:09 AM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
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Isn't that against the rouxles? (rimshot)
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I could be that other punny boi. Who knows? 
Waiter, Jevil's in my soup!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 4th 2019 at 1:41:53 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Not Sherlock Holmes
Well, I thought you ordered a soup with anything in it. And since he can do anything, I figured he would make a good addition. Pay no mind to those spades stuck in the walls, they’re just decorations.
Waiter! There’s a portal gun in my soup!
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
We are terribly sorry. That was for customer number 400. The chef must have hit the portal gun to your table.
Waiter, there is a question mark in my soup!
That's weird. I'll just put it above my head, shall I?
Waiter! There's a 
in my soup!
The Video Guy
And it seems to be burnt out. Must have been for Trump's table.
Waiter, there's a snarky internet poster in my soup.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Did you expect a punchline?! TOO BAD! WALUIGI TI— (shot)
Waiter! There's a dead troper in my soup!
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Nov 30th 2018 at 12:52:13 PM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.