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WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Nov 30th 2018 at 9:51:38 AM

Did you expect a punchline?! TOO BAD! WALUIGI TI— (shot)

Waiter! There's a dead troper in my soup!

Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Nov 30th 2018 at 12:52:13 PM

Hoi, chummers.
VengefulBale Xibalba!Discord and La Muerte!Celestia from Nuevo León, México Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Xibalba!Discord and La Muerte!Celestia
Nov 30th 2018 at 10:31:58 AM

That's me, you have to let go, the car crash wasn't your fault.

Waiter! There's a camper in my soup!

Let's do a Bet
CustardAndPie You've been hit by you've been struck by T e r k from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
You've been hit by you've been struck by T e r k
Nov 30th 2018 at 1:31:12 PM

Don't worry, that's just Carol. She got lost on the way back to her table.

Waiter! There's a Macintosh Plus in my soup!

Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered Hypercam 2
SuperNerd Certified Geek from Somewhere
Certified Geek
Dec 1st 2018 at 7:04:27 PM

They're still selling those? Damn.

Waiter, there's a fork in my soup!

My xkcd forum account is here. Feel free to friend me! :)
VengefulBale Xibalba!Discord and La Muerte!Celestia from Nuevo León, México Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Xibalba!Discord and La Muerte!Celestia
Dec 1st 2018 at 7:06:01 PM

It's for the noodles, enjoy!

Waiter! Batman is in my soup!

Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 1st 2018 at 9:06:16 AM

Let's do a Bet
TroperNo9001 Laid-back Leader from The School of Friendship Relationship Status: Brony
Laid-back Leader
Dec 1st 2018 at 7:26:31 PM

Don't question it, 'cause he's the goddamn Batman!

Waiter, there's soap in my soup!

[down]*miss

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 1st 2018 at 11:35:57 PM

"Make sure you don't get into... trouble."
VengefulBale Xibalba!Discord and La Muerte!Celestia from Nuevo León, México Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Xibalba!Discord and La Muerte!Celestia
Dec 1st 2018 at 7:30:44 PM

You swore too much mister!

Waiter! There's an Akuma in my soup!

Let's do a Bet
CustardAndPie You've been hit by you've been struck by T e r k from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
You've been hit by you've been struck by T e r k
Dec 1st 2018 at 7:34:55 PM

I suggest tossing it out a window.

Waiter! There's computer chips in my soup!

Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 1st 2018 at 9:36:23 AM

Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered Hypercam 2
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Dec 1st 2018 at 10:39:01 PM

They're leftovers from Cyber Monday. Waste not, and all that.

Waiter! There's a radio comedy troupe in my soup!

Hoi, chummers.
Jan 22nd 2019 at 11:52:26 AM

Sorry about that, they were singing for their supper and accidentally got hold of yours instead. I'll shoo them out.

Waiter! There's a gremlin in my soup!

CustardAndPie You've been hit by you've been struck by T e r k from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
You've been hit by you've been struck by T e r k
Jan 22nd 2019 at 12:22:04 PM

Just keep it away from water and don't feed it after midnight.

Waiter! A thread's been bumped into my soup!

Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered Hypercam 2
Jan 22nd 2019 at 12:24:59 PM

Here, have some tweezers to pluck it out and a keyboard to type a response.

Waiter! There's half a gremlin in my soup!

4WD [REDACTED] from The Middle of Nowhere
[REDACTED]
Jan 23rd 2019 at 3:47:53 PM

Sorry, sir. The chef got too wild in butchering the gremlins and forgot to drain them. We're giving you a replacement soup.

Waiter! There's a gormless tosser in my soup!

Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from e***,******u******* Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Jan 23rd 2019 at 7:13:07 PM

We'll get you a gorm soup.

Waiter! There is a BFDI in my soup!

This song made me cry: https://youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
CustardAndPie You've been hit by you've been struck by T e r k from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
You've been hit by you've been struck by T e r k
Jan 23rd 2019 at 7:15:03 PM

Wow, I never thought tomato soup would be considered so luxurious.

Waiter! There's a bottle of lamb sauce in my soup!

Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered Hypercam 2
4WD [REDACTED] from The Middle of Nowhere
[REDACTED]
Jan 23rd 2019 at 10:32:38 PM

Please don't say that out loud. Gordon Ramsay might hear it and fire all of the staff here.

Waiter! There's chloroform in my soup!

Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from e***,******u******* Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Jan 24th 2019 at 5:07:12 PM

It's Christmas soup! You need Christmas bread for Christmas soup!

Waiter, there is a "Waiter, there is a "Waiter there is a meme" in my soup.

This song made me cry: https://youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
CustardAndPie You've been hit by you've been struck by T e r k from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
You've been hit by you've been struck by T e r k
Jan 24th 2019 at 5:47:45 PM

NonoNO WAIT-


Universe rebooting...
Terribly sorry about that, I'll see if the kitchen can get you a new one.

Waiter! There's a game of Cards Against Humanity happening in my soup!

Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered Hypercam 2
Emperor_Ing Very Smol from the Path of Pain Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Very Smol
Jan 24th 2019 at 5:50:17 PM

Wonderful, maybe they'll use your soup as a card.

Waiter, Rouxls Kaard is in my soup!

[down]Are you Sans in disguise?

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jan 25th 2019 at 11:16:09 AM

"Know yourself, and stay strong." -The Hunter
TroperNo9001 Laid-back Leader from The School of Friendship Relationship Status: Brony
Laid-back Leader
Jan 25th 2019 at 12:44:20 AM

Isn't that against the rouxles? (rimshot)

[up]I could be that other punny boi. Who knows? tongue

Waiter, Jevil's in my soup!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 4th 2019 at 1:41:53 AM

"Make sure you don't get into... trouble."
TalesofUnder Pirate Gal from Shipshape Aquarium Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Pirate Gal
Feb 3rd 2019 at 9:31:20 AM

Well, I thought you ordered a soup with anything in it. And since he can do anything, I figured he would make a good addition. Pay no mind to those spades stuck in the walls, they’re just decorations.

Waiter! There’s a portal gun in my soup!

"I perform like an agile catfish in our pirate show! It'll blowfish your mind!"
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from e***,******u******* Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Feb 3rd 2019 at 2:26:44 PM

We are terribly sorry. That was for customer number 400. The chef must have hit the portal gun to your table.

Waiter, there is a question mark in my soup!

This song made me cry: https://youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
Feb 3rd 2019 at 2:35:18 PM

That's weird. I'll just put it above my head, shall I?

Waiter! There's a idea in my soup!

atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Feb 3rd 2019 at 3:22:22 PM

And it seems to be burnt out. Must have been for Trump's table.

Waiter, there's a snarky internet poster in my soup.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again

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