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Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#1851: Sep 15th 2018 at 7:31:56 PM

575. Because I really want to test out the new weapon I made.

576. Because I have UNLIMITED POWER!

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
shackwave Legosi from Nebula M78 Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, we're lovers, and that is that
Legosi
#1852: Sep 16th 2018 at 4:01:07 AM

577. because i was bored.

Edited by shackwave on Sep 16th 2018 at 12:13:39 PM

My Anime crush is Legosi
Zanreo Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
#1853: Sep 17th 2018 at 1:06:45 PM

578. Because ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
579. Because this plan is too good to go to waste

Edited by Zanreo on Sep 17th 2018 at 10:09:37 AM

"Leftover items still have value!"
Jaxfirebus Since: Feb, 2014
#1854: Sep 17th 2018 at 5:44:56 PM

580: Because they banned Memes.

581: Because they didn't ban Memes.

582: Because they ARE a Meme.

Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#1855: Sep 17th 2018 at 5:46:22 PM

583. Because Flandre is too cute.

584. Because the phrase “insane cicada god” really isn’t as popular as it should be.

585. Because they have vapor for brains.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
randomtroper89 from The Fire Nation Since: Nov, 2010
#1856: Sep 18th 2018 at 12:40:42 AM

586. Their diplomat left a coffee ring on a table.

Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1857: Sep 18th 2018 at 11:42:08 AM

587. I found their lack of faith disturbing.

Melon-Chan Gaming :] from Somewhere probably Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Gaming :]
#1858: Sep 18th 2018 at 11:56:31 AM

588: Because it's what all the cool kids are doing.

"Why is the sky rotating?"
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#1860: Sep 18th 2018 at 1:58:09 PM

591. Because we would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!

592. One of their representatives gave me a mild cold.

593. They caught on that we were stealing their WiFi, so they changed the password. And the bastard won't give it up!

594. One of the other country's official documents gave me a paper cut when I tried to read it.

595. They owed me $50 10 years ago and still haven't paid up.

Edited by CustardAndPie on Sep 18th 2018 at 3:58:05 AM

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
DingoWalley1 Asgore Adopts Noelle Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Asgore Adopts Noelle
#1861: Sep 18th 2018 at 6:05:12 PM

596. They won the fighting tournament with illegal moves and a lot of bribery.

597. They won the fighting tournament despite my illegal moves and bribery.

Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#1862: Sep 18th 2018 at 6:10:51 PM

598. They’re on the opposite side of the ocean, and we want everyone on the same side.

599. Spheres!

600. Because this entry is number 600.

601. B2.71828caus2.71828 th2.71828y k2.718282.71828p substituting 2.71828ul2.71828r’s numb2.71828r for th2.71828 fifth l2.71828tt2.71828r of th2.71828 alphab2.71828t.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
PhysicalStamina Since: Apr, 2012
#1864: Sep 22nd 2018 at 4:35:44 PM

603: Because my mom deleted my Instagram account.

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1865: Sep 22nd 2018 at 5:34:46 PM

604: Because Instragram deleted my Mom's account.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Novis from To the Moon's song. Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
#1867: Sep 26th 2018 at 1:46:21 AM

606. A rounding error on one of our documents.

You say I am loved, when I don’t feel a thing. You say I am strong, when I think I am weak. You say I am held, when I am falling short.
Zanreo Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
#1868: Sep 26th 2018 at 1:59:32 AM

607. It was actually meant as a joke that went way too far
608. By the time we realized, it was too late to stop

Edited by Zanreo on Sep 26th 2018 at 11:01:43 AM

"Leftover items still have value!"
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Some_Person He'll take the case! from Land of Maple Syrup and Hockey Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
He'll take the case!
#1870: Oct 6th 2018 at 5:05:21 AM

910. They didn't leave a note when we ran out of milk.

Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#1871: Oct 6th 2018 at 5:08:36 AM

611. You are the senate.

612. They threw your hat into the sun.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Oct 6th 2018 at 8:11:33 AM

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1872: Oct 6th 2018 at 1:37:14 PM

614. They misnumber reaons.

613. Their stew pid.

TheOverhaulGuy Overhauler of Trope pages. Bad roleplayer. from Definitely NOT in an iceberg on the tenth moon o Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Overhauler of Trope pages. Bad roleplayer.
#1873: Oct 31st 2018 at 8:20:45 PM

615: Their borders are too close to our borders. 616: This guy from their country set up shop with a single big black chest. He said he was going to open the chest if he was given enough money. I paid him all the money he desired and he decided to go off and live like a rich man, forgetting to open the box. 617: They always get the time wrong. 618: They have a weird Daylight Savings system that conflicts with ours.

Just a guy who revamps outdated pages and likes to rant and shenanigan.
Siegfried1337 Unofficial co-Wiki Curator for Magnificent Bastard from the Ashes Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
CybranGeneralSturm Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#1875: Nov 1st 2018 at 4:21:00 AM

620. The countries next to us don't use Daylight Savings Time.

621. The countries next to us do use Daylight Savings Time.


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