Eat me, Seymour!
Oh? You're running away from me?
I can't beat the shit out of you without getting further.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Thomas had seen so much crap in his life that this mess was nothing new to cry about.
It's like one of my namedays is today!
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing."When I struggle, I don't need a potato!"
YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT HOUSE, FRIEEEEEEEENNNNDD!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.Feel the heat
Please brush your teeth
Your Chuck E. Cheese pie is, right now, safe.
It's a genie cage
Honey, please kindly show me where my business suit is.
"Video games cause violence!"
Me murdering people after playing Rainbow Six Siege: :/
i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)Nobody: "That is a great idea!"
"Look out, I think Moto-Moto likes you!"
"I actually prefer skinny women."
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.We'll continue right here, right now.
"MOHAMMED AVDUL?"
"No, in fact, I am not!"
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.Your scar's on the right side.
Fuck, I'm late for anime school! No time to make toast, I'm going hungry today!
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.Jimin, you got no scones.
Everybody:
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Oh egads! My roast is ruined!
Time to inform Chalmers!
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
...you. change this lightbulb.
"And You Meddling Kids would have gotten away with it if it weren't for me!"
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Been around the world, don't speak the language
So I bought a passport so I could speak the language.