DEATH BATTLE

Oh, my mistake.

In my defense, they're both cardboard actors.

Edited by TobiasDrake on Apr 12th 2019 at 12:12:24 PM

Why are you so mean to cardboard man?

I thought you were better than that!

Preston vs John Wick sounds like a match.

Preston predicts the flow of a fight through math, Wick through instinct.

Edited by ShirowShirow on Apr 12th 2019 at 3:31:32 PM

If they do a Keanu Reeves battle royale, I just wonder, how will all his characters fight, once they all end up tied to a chair at the same time?

This depends on whether the fight takes place in The Matrix or in reality. In the former, Neo stomps due to him doing his Superman thing to escape the chair. In the latter, he gets stomped because the only superhuman powers he's shown to have in the real world have only ever affected machines or helped him detect Smith when he hijacked Bane's body (so he could make Evil Robot Ted spontaneously explode or see him while blinded, but couldn't do anything to anyone else, AFAIK), whereas he probably couldn't get out of his chair or fight effectively with it tied to him faster or better than, say, John Wick.

Edited by TrashJack on Apr 12th 2019 at 4:14:38 AM

@Bocaj: Her name is Rushuna Tendo, I believe.

I believe a more appropriate opponent for Rushuna would be Vash the Stampeded as she's supposed to be a Distaff Counterpart to the latter. Both of them are Martial Pacifist gunslingers who try to defeat their enemies without harming them.

I think Rushuna might be better at it (never watched Grenadier so I'm not 100% sure of her success rate)but Vash is a lot more powerful.

He has a giant laser, she does not so much have one

I'm in a silly mood, so who would win in a battle between the Monstars and the The Super Globetrotters?

Like to the death, or in a basketball game?

Not familiar with the Super Globetrotters. Do they have any Looney Tunes style abilities to counter the Monstars' massive strength and skill?

I say the Monstars.

Mainly for their theme song.

Man, I love that song. Say what you will about Space Jam (hey, I asked for Looney Tunes playing Basketball, and it delivered), but the Monstars Anthem is good stuff.

Given the Globetrotters abilities flat out arent allowed by Basketballs rules, Monstars have a chance. If the rules are off, or its a fight to the death, the Monstars really dont have an answer for a theoretically infinite number of Hubert Ausbies.

Wait until Space Jam 2 comes out and Lebron trades all of them for AD. Their revenge training will put them on a whole other level.

Idea I had

Amethyst vs Amethyst, Princess of Gemworld

Or Steven vs Amethyst, Princess of Gemworld

This is kind of an odd detour, but last night I had dream that DEATH BATTLE! announced that their next video would be "Every Marvel Character vs. Every DC Character". Being a dream, I could only remember bits and pieces, but here's what I can recall:

• Superman got jobbed pretty early on in the fight. I think he was the first casualty, but I don't remember who killed him.
• Daredevil and The Punisher spent most of their time brooding on a rooftop before Deadpool started taking potshots at them. Wolverine tried to stop him, but Deadpool cut his head clean off.
• For some reason, the fight boiled down to Twilight Sparkle and Banjo & Kazooie.
• Ghost Rider had his head blown off earlier in the fight, so the Spirit of Vengeance was looking for a new host. It chose Twilight and she managed to roast Banjo & Kazooie alive, winning the match.
• After the video came out, everybody was arguing whether or not this was supposed a "joke" match or not.
• Ben and Chad announced that the next match would be between Simba and Kimba the White Lion to cash in on upcoming remake. It seemed to be a more somber video that discussed whether or not Disney truly ripped of the character.

So, has anybody else here ever had a dream about a Death Battle match? If so, had did it go down and would you like to see that match for real?

I've never had such a dream but if I did, I'd hope it would half as hilarious as that one.

That does make me wonder how a Simba VS Kimba fight would work out. I assume Simba would win because he looks more like an actual adult lion than the chibi-esque Kimba.

Also, I've been wondering about how a fight between The Seven Deadly Sins and the Homunculi would work out.

Edited by Weirdguy149 on Apr 13th 2019 at 3:04:14 PM

I forgot that there's a manga called The Seven Deadly Sins, and thought you were pitting FMA’s Homunculi against Shazam/DC’s Captain Marvel’s Seven Deadly Sins/Enemies of Man.

Edited by TrashJack on Apr 13th 2019 at 3:10:05 PM

The issue with that is the manga-Sins are on a higher power-scaling than the Homunculi Sins.

None of the Homunculi can really punch out mountains like it’s nothing.

I feel like the title should be updated as Screw Attack is now merged into Roasterteeth

Anyone else?

No.

also anyone got thoughts on my death battle idea?

I bet amethyst will win the first one

As for the second one, i don't know. I kinda prefer if pacifist characters stay away from DB but sometimes it can't be avoided.

Hmm... who would make a good opponent for the manga/Netflix Original Anime Ultraman?