You Could Use some Imagination
Oh my god it is trying to sell me the most obnoxious and jerk-y t-shirts in existance why!
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
BORK
I once got an ad saying you can download and play Animal Crossing: New Horizons on your Windows for free. That totally isn't suspicious.
Edited by KJsixteen on Apr 29th 2020 at 1:08:47 PM
Google Snake Game.
Just a Mettaur
Geez, those people have no shame...
A great Mascot Mook.
Slayer of YMMV complaining magnets
For some reason, when I use TV Tropes on non-PC browsers (like on consoles or on mobile) I keep getting Amazon ads from 2008/2009, selling me "brand new" stuff like a PS 3 slim or Mario Kart Wii.
Number one fan of characters that appear only once and ultimately were a recurring character either in disguise or trying a new image.
I'm getting some ad about how Jesus didnt exercise. Probably because he had more important things to do like, you know, be the Messiah.
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
That one actually sounds nicer than the one I get when I play Best Fiends. 
The one with the dubious weight loss supplement.
SPACE
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The walking everywhere doesn't count as exercise?
You Could Use some Imagination
Maybe if Jesus did some weight lifting he wouldn't have gotten nailed to the cross. Just a thought.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
SPACE
But He carried the weight of the world's sins on His shoulders. If that ain't swole, than nothing is.
You Could Use some Imagination
The adserver wants me to see "never before seen photos from the 70s" for "mature" audiance only.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Industrious Incisors
I think ads like those can be reported to the site here
.
You Could Use some Imagination
The adserver would apparently like me to buy virus protection for my business. I can only assume this is a racket and if I don't buy it they'll send me a virus.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
You Could Use some Imagination
I just saw an add for petrol. I live in the United States.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Part-Time Omen of Death
Adserver is trying to sell me kittens. Or get me to adopt kittens.
You win this round, adserver.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Semain Calm
adserver gave an ad saying "why Jesus didn't exercise"
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
You Could Use some Imagination
Back when I didn’t have ad-blocker I would get ads for this weird hentai anime mobile game that I can only assume linked to a virus where you, from what I could tell, ostensibly owned anime girls and could increase the size of their... assets both upper and lower to your hearts content. I think. It was very unclear. Also their main marketing strategy was to tell you not to let people know you were playing it which just serves to accentuate how weird it was and made sure that if it was a virus you wouldn’t tell anyone because that would require you to admit you clicked the ad.
I think it slipped past the censors because there wasn’t any actual nudity in the ads.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
The one and only AstralCat
I keep getting ads for Genshin Impact and this digital manga service called "Renta!".
I'm not THAT much of an otaku...
Thousand Dreamers, Watashi wa Saikyo, and Believe slap so hard.
You Could Use some Imagination
I’ve seen ads for that second one and I guarantee you it’s probably Hentai.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
The one and only AstralCat
I first saw ads for the second one on Bulbapedia, which is weird...
Thousand Dreamers, Watashi wa Saikyo, and Believe slap so hard.
I have got ads on this site multiple times for...gliding compounds. No idea what it really is in norwegian, but it said gynecologicaly tested if ya want more hints on how inappropriate it is.
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
You Could Use some Imagination
Bulbapedia had the weirdest ads I swear.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
You Could Use some Imagination
I just saw an add for one of this weird web manga things that had the tag line, and I quote,
"His biggest desire is to find his perfect top."
What in the name of all the gods!
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
AI with access to the console
I didn’t know gal gun existed until I got an ad for it on here
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
he has every disease and no brain
"How Sus Are You in Among Us?"
I swear, I'm not making this up.
◊ Help.
Edited by Routeferret on Nov 30th 2021 at 6:14:30 PM
i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)
Now it wants to sell me a T-shirt with a picture of a black cat wearing a surgical mask.
Stupid doomed timeline...