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Yinyang107 from the True North (Decatroper) Relationship Status: Tongue-tied
#4351: Mar 27th 2019 at 7:12:09 AM

[up]Well, because they want you to get Stan.

Lightblade The Shrouded Knight from Philadelphia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
The Shrouded Knight
#4352: Dec 4th 2019 at 3:38:38 PM

I'm getting ads for "Spicy Lingerie". It's definitely spicy, but as a single man, I'm not gonna be buying any anytime soon.

The Living Guildpact rules that coffee is an acceptable substitution for rest as specified in subsection … whatever.
KJsixteen BORK from The Alola Region Since: Apr, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
BORK
#4353: Dec 4th 2019 at 7:12:15 PM

For some reason, I occasionally get ads for an Animesque Hentai Web Comic.

Google Snake Game.
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#4354: Dec 5th 2019 at 2:38:05 AM

[up] *laughs in Readcomiconline user, who gets those ads almost everywhere*

I hate the site's ad stuff. There was a slight period when it was normal weird video game stuff, but it returned.

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
astrokitty Happiness is a cup of tea from Somewhere Out There Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Happiness is a cup of tea
#4355: Jan 7th 2020 at 3:30:53 AM

Adserver, I don't fucking vape! I do need to get better toothpaste, though, so it evens out?

Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of a tree
BackSet1 You Could Use some Imagination from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
You Could Use some Imagination
#4356: Jan 9th 2020 at 5:18:40 PM

Stop trying to sell me Vapes and dating services for Affairs. I don't vape and I'm Ace for crying out loud (and even if I wasn't I'm not a cheat).

Also, why are you advertising TV Tropes on TV Tropes. Plus an ad about how paying can stop ads. Adserver, you're advertising your own destruction.

Edited by BackSet1 on Jan 9th 2020 at 8:20:04 AM

"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
KJsixteen BORK from The Alola Region Since: Apr, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
BORK
#4357: Jan 14th 2020 at 4:33:08 PM

[up]Funny thing is, I just have that ad RIGHT before I make a post.

Google Snake Game.
BackSet1 You Could Use some Imagination from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
You Could Use some Imagination
#4358: Jan 15th 2020 at 2:57:35 PM

Okay, adserver, you got me, advertising Kirby Merch is 100% the way to go.

On the other hand, I am not interested in women's clothes or really any clothes at the moment. All my clothes fit, more or less.

Edit: What the heck is a multi-family investor's summit!

Edited by BackSet1 on Jan 15th 2020 at 5:58:55 AM

"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
"Team Ken, baby"
#4359: Jan 20th 2020 at 7:10:26 AM

Adserver is trying to sell me tickets to Mika's Feb show in Melbourne, which is, if anything, too on brand, cause I already have tickets to that very show.

Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#4360: Jan 22nd 2020 at 2:55:34 PM

Apparently the adserver thinks I vape, because I got a Vuse vape pen ad. Also Sephora seems really desperate for me to use the Beauty Insider membership I was kind of guilted into that one time.

ETA: Aaaaaannnnnndddddd now I'm getting herbicide ads. Guess the adserver thinks I'm a vaping farmer who's also a Sephora regular?

Edited by CustardAndPie on Jan 22nd 2020 at 5:01:05 AM

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Brainulator9 Short-Term Projects herald from US Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Short-Term Projects herald
#4361: Jan 22nd 2020 at 3:48:42 PM

Coolmic is giving me ads for what looks to be hentai.

Contains 20% less fat than the leading value brand!
BackSet1 You Could Use some Imagination from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
You Could Use some Imagination
#4362: Jan 23rd 2020 at 12:46:16 PM

I recently got another of those weird romance/probably hentai comic ads again. It's not read comics online this time. I haven't seen those in a while on this site (only ads for TV Tropes, ironically).

I can't say the same for other sites though. Damn Bulbapedia.

Edited by BackSet1 on Jan 23rd 2020 at 3:46:31 PM

"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
ReikoKazama Outspoken Cleric from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Outspoken Cleric
#4363: Feb 4th 2020 at 11:56:20 PM

Got a Pandora jewelry ad before clicking on this thread. Funny, my parents bought me a garnet necklace from there for my birthday... how did the adserver know?

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
Routeferret amazing glazing Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
amazing glazing
#4364: Feb 5th 2020 at 12:12:43 AM

Thanks, but I don't need "free internet training".

i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)
BackSet1 You Could Use some Imagination from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
You Could Use some Imagination
#4365: Feb 5th 2020 at 1:53:37 PM

It's been nothing but atreaming service ads recently.

"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
BackSet1 You Could Use some Imagination from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
You Could Use some Imagination
#4366: Feb 7th 2020 at 4:55:18 PM

The adaerver just tried to have me answer a math problem. It is officially dead to me.

"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#4367: Apr 6th 2020 at 4:42:59 PM

Adserver, I already have Disney+. Hell, I've had it since launch day. I don't need the free trial!

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
KJsixteen BORK from The Alola Region Since: Apr, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
BORK
#4368: Apr 6th 2020 at 6:09:11 PM

Adservers keep sending me Flight Rising, Disney+, and Hentai.

Edited by KJsixteen on Apr 6th 2020 at 9:13:04 AM

Google Snake Game.
astrokitty Happiness is a cup of tea from Somewhere Out There Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Happiness is a cup of tea
#4369: Apr 7th 2020 at 8:13:07 AM

Adserver, I have no idea why you'retrying to sell me machine parts.

Edited by astrokitty on Apr 7th 2020 at 11:13:14 AM

Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of a tree
BackSet1 You Could Use some Imagination from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
You Could Use some Imagination
#4370: Apr 7th 2020 at 10:16:06 AM

I don't want makeup and what do donuts have to do with incurance?

And what do gross toenails have to do with voting for Trump (No comment.)

Edited by BackSet1 on Apr 7th 2020 at 1:16:26 PM

"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Brainulator9 Short-Term Projects herald from US Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Short-Term Projects herald
#4371: Apr 8th 2020 at 3:02:37 PM

[up][up][up] Just caught The Perfect Roommates. It is not safe for this website.

Contains 20% less fat than the leading value brand!
KJsixteen BORK from The Alola Region Since: Apr, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
BORK
#4372: Apr 9th 2020 at 2:08:52 PM

This utterly bizarre ad.

Edited by KJsixteen on Apr 9th 2020 at 5:09:22 AM

Google Snake Game.
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#4373: Apr 16th 2020 at 2:38:12 PM

Okay, those are some really loud and obnoxious looking shirts, adserver.

Stupid doomed timeline...
BackSet1 You Could Use some Imagination from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
You Could Use some Imagination
#4374: Apr 16th 2020 at 3:41:28 PM

[up]

You're getting those too?

"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
BackSet1 You Could Use some Imagination from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
You Could Use some Imagination
#4375: Apr 16th 2020 at 5:19:33 PM

Dammit Adserver, I don't give a crap about who the prettiest twins in the world are!

"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."

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