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"The Sun is a glorious pineapple."
"Blame it on my straightness."
"The lion wanted to get in on the action."
"But why wouldn't you want Shrek shampoo to gaze into your soul?"
First I cut off their heads and I pull out their bones! Then I pound the fish flat, and I love to chop!
"Told you: a three-eyed goat!"
Even the weather is going back to school.
“I am going to steal your charity and set it on fire.”
"I mean, you're just a thought experiment after all..." Context: In the Hunger Games Simulator thread (the reboot one), Maxwell's Demon, a tribute I nominated, asked if we could be friends. It's a thought experiment relating to thermodynamics in physics.
Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Sep 11th 2019 at 6:44:55 PM
"I feel like changing the name of the 'Don't be an Emily' rule because I don't want to offend her. Maybe she's clean."
Context: I had a roommate last year named Emily who was hardly ever home, didn't clean up after herself, and sure as shit didn't help us clean the common areas of our apartment. Thus when I got new roommates this year we created the "Don't be an Emily" rule. My roommates and I are getting a new roommate who's also named Emily, so I might have to change the name.
Edited by CustardAndPie on Sep 11th 2019 at 1:26:48 PM
"Nobody wins anything by getting their hands cut off. Unless they're participating in a hand-cutoffathon."
"Is it alright if I buckshot a motherfucker into another fucking dimension for breaking into brig?"
"In this economy, even a 10-year-old needs 20 years of work experience in order to be eligible to become a "Pokey Man Master"
“I was reading it as ‘smoofder-by-moofs’. Like a quaint British-adjacent village in a collaborative fantasy by JRR Tolkien and Dr Seuss.”
"Lucky you, you have the restraint to not kill gods"
"Schgitchiget, schgitchiget, why does the schgitchiget?" (I tend to make up words and lose my sense of grammar when a video game is pissing me off...)
"I'm not sure, Should I make a stand based off of "In Flanders Fields" or just make kirby through a stand called "Right Back At Ya"?"
"Stop trying to make Sirfetch'd happen."
"All this carnage over some coffee and burgers."
“There is no ethical consumption under the barter system” - Immanuel Kant probably
"Gitted and gitted!" (I really can't do Coco Park.)
"Idea: a spin-off called Untitled Zeus Game."
"I demand a boop!"
“Germophobes sound like Thomas Platt.”
"Checking out Kate Higgins's repertoire to see which of her other roles I can transform Tira into."
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