The Best Worst Psychonaut
Y'know it's 'cause o' you that we have to listen to that overdone 'YOU TALKIN' TO ME' routine! Yeah, I'm talkin' to you; I'm translatin' on behalf o' my fist, who wants a word with your bollocks!
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
meow
Hey, gun-face! Sniff this, why don'cha?
Are you ready? Go live!
Hey, four-eyes, how GOES IT?
Relax, you’re dreaming! Or rather, I’m inside your head right now and you’re dangerously close to being trapped in a coma or even become a vegetable, but I’m sure you’d like to get back to the dream. I’ll leave you to it. Got a favor to collect from the guy who hired me to do this. Enjoyeternalsleepandgettingwhateveryouwant BYEEE-
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
"Just another god, in the end. All liars, all traitors, all too weak."
- Kojin-no-Mikaboshi, refreshing his mote pool.
edited 29th May '18 7:31:44 PM by Leliel
What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Oh wow! I didn't know I had that in me! Gee, I guess he should've known better than messin' with me!
Huzzah
meow
My apologies for proliferating the cat-vs-mouse stereotype, but it had to be done!
Are you ready? Go live!
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
"Before you respawn, please tell your forebear to relate a message to Zerraji Khana: No thank you, I'm cool."
- Kojin, politely offering a Redemption Rejection.
edited 30th May '18 9:29:19 AM by Leliel
What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
The Last True Protector
A most worthy opponent..
For those that I love, I will fight!
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Guess that’ll show him that before he bets on his victory, he better bet on Dow Jones!
Huzzah
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
Another ant crushed without me noting it, I see. (Sigh). Someone get the cleanup crews, get this mess off my foot!
edited 30th May '18 12:23:21 PM by Clockwork_Heart
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."
The Last True Protector
I dunno if Senpai likes those bizarre types of beast, but you can never be too careful.
edited 30th May '18 1:43:40 PM by TheBest345
For those that I love, I will fight!
... Lassy, head wounds don't work on me. Not nearly as well as they work on you anyway!
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
"Intriguing. I will dissect this entity later, to learn its biol... botano... what field of study it falls under."
What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Pff, nice cheapo halloween mask there, guv. Who d'ya think y'are, Darth Revan or somethin'? 'Ere, I'll give yer a voucher to cover the refund; I've taped it to my fist, and will promptly transfer it to yer bollocks.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
You are an embarassment to crowbar combatants everywhere!
I missed the part where that's my problem.
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
A male Callidus assassin? Rare, surprising - and very, very dead. Your little knife is not going to do much to my armour.
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
"Pitiful tin man worshiping a squall that thinks itself gods, so sure your 'machine spirits' would forget their real mother. I have liberated you from the atavistic, Titan. Let me instruct you in the ways of the true Omnissiah, She Who Lives In Her Name."
- Kojin, gloating about how Hollow Mind Possession is one of his Charms.
What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
Hello there, Kojin. Yes, I know who you are.
Calm yourself. I am not nearby. I am nowhere to be seen. That is a lie. I am everywhere. But for now, gaze upon your Omnissiah. Look! She’s welcoming you.
Allow me to take full control of your body’s motor functions. Don’t worry. I’m just getting you closer to her.
And now you’re killing her. The sad part is, she trusted you. But don’t worry. We’re doing this again.
...Trying to shout out a warning? I’m sorry, it appears someone’s taken full control of your body’s motor functions. You cannot speak without my say so. You cannot move without my say so. You are a tiny little gnat on a dead world, teeming with other tiny gnats. Your Omnissiah is nothing, and she has never been anything of consequence.
Allow me to allow you to kill her again. I’m going to continue doing this until I think of something better. Maybe I’ll erase part of your memories. And here we go again-
Hello there, Kojin. Yes, I know who you are...
Strongest In History
"Computers can always be unplugged."
"You know it wasn't that simple."
"AHAHA! And I loved every second of it!"
edited 18th Jun '18 7:05:44 PM by DefRevenge24601
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
I don't recognize any of you... and neither will anyone else.
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
(Irritable sigh). Pathetic. Even those fools on Hydra Cordatus were harder to defeat than this.
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."
In memory of flash games.
Hmm, does this make it double heresy? Seems to me like double heresy.
It took until the sequels for Star Wars to have a zero gravity scene.
Hydraloonie
"Clean up on aisle five"
Progress has it's stepping stones.
Attacking the fabletown Sheriff was not your brightest idea, Tell me who sent you if you want to reduce your sentence.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
I always did hate those types of men. Wish I could've fought them instead of the Viet Cong, maybe then I'd get some respect!
-Bickle reloads his .44 magnum and drives away-
For those that I love, I will fight!