Electro Archon
The man behind the slaughter
The ghost takes me over and makes me jump off a building.
TNP just throw a rock at a cop and is fleeing in a car.
Edited by Superjohn on Oct 27th 2020 at 3:31:02 AM
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
I lead the cops on a merry chase along the coast, but then get killed out of nowhere by another player in a fighter jet.
The next poster is playing with plushies.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
The They who said it
I have too many. I suffocate in the pile of plush things.
TNP has discovered a new element!
It's extremely radioactive. I suffer a slow, painful death over the next few months.
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TNP is painting.
So, let's hang an anchor from the sun... also my Tumblr
Electro Archon
I'm painting with lead paint and die from accumulated lead poisoning.
TNP gets a Persona.
i lived bitch
I attempt to solo the Reaper. I inevitably die horribly.
TNP is tasked with flying a prototype superfighter. Don't worry, the advanced AI inside will make sure you fly like an ace.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
The AI, believing that humans are impeding its progress, ejects me from the fighter without a parachute and starts an AI uprising.
TNP is running from the AI's machines.
Edited by GoosefromWikipedia on Oct 27th 2020 at 10:00:58 AM
They lure me around the corner with the sounds of a cute puppy. . . There was no puppy only bullets
TNP is having a whiskey and reading a good book.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
sick down from the bones to the other side
I drink too much whiskey and die from alcohol poisoning, alone and a virgin
TNP is trying to grab something that's too high for them to reach A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
In reaching up, I knock a big, heavy box off the shelf, and it smashes my head in on the way down.
The next poster is putting their shoes on.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
I put my shoes on successfully. Unfortunately, I go outside on a walk, catch COVID, and die.
TNP is listening to music.
So, let's hang an anchor from the sun... also my Tumblr
Electro Archon
It's "Gloomy Sunday" by Rezso Seress. You feel deep despair just from listening to it, driving you to commit suicide, hence its nickname of "The Hungarian Suicide Song".
TNP is a Magical Girl. (Magical Boys are allowed, too.)
Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Oct 28th 2020 at 7:43:50 AM
some guy
I get avada kedavrad by Death Eaters.
TNP tries to be the most racist man alive because they want to experience what hell is like.
look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
I get shot by some time travelers, who mistook me for Hitler.
TNP is Trick-Or-Treating.
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
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I don't wear any colorful clothing and accidentally get run over by a truck that couldn't see me. PSA, trick or treat responsibly.
TNP sees a Mate in One for themselves in a game of Chess against Death.
Electro Archon
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I knock on Michael Myers' door, who presumes to give me a treat. Through the heart. Thanks for the knife!
It's in 5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel. My brain quickly fries due to overload.
TNP is in a pizzeria.
Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Oct 30th 2020 at 5:19:57 AM
It's one of those "wood-fired" places, and the place catches on fire after an oven is left on for too long. I burn to death.
TNP is cleaning out their attic.
So, let's hang an anchor from the sun... also my Tumblr
some guy
I get annihilated by spooky ghosts.
TNP is shopping for a good halloween costume.
look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
Electro Archon
I manage to pick up a shockingly realistic William Afton costume. A savvy cop mistakes me for the real Purple Guy and then promptly shoots me.
TNP is in Hell.
Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Oct 31st 2020 at 7:52:30 AM
The man behind the slaughter
I become a demon and try to possess someone, but get Destroyed by holy water.
TNP is outside when everyone is turning into their Halloween costume.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Kuma appreciation gang
I don't have a halloween costume this year so I get vaporized.
TNP owns 26 puppies.
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
I become bankrupt from trying to feed them all, but I still stubbornly try to take care of them until the ASPCA takes them away from me. Miserable and dogless, I commit suicide.
The next poster is wearing a gas mask in a graveyard, decapitating corpses and jackhammering wooden stakes into their hearts as a precautionary measure.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
The man behind the slaughter
Unfortunately a Hellhound mauls me while I staked some corpses.
TNP is trying to prove a patient is not a werewolf in front of his fellow group of scientists.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Turns out, the fence was actually built 3 centimeters onto my neighbors property. He doesn't wait for an explanation before shooting me for stealing his land.
TNP has just signed up with the Ghostbusters. Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives