Not Sherlock Holmes
As it turns out, heartbreak can be a real cause of death. And well... my heart was not in the best shape when the truth was exposed about the woman’s death.
TNP is the janitor that has walked in on the sordid scene of the manager’s death.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
『 』
The janitor, as it happens, has gotten sick of this gag, and departs from this plane of existence.
TNP is facing Guitar Warrior.
Edited by Kappaclystica on Apr 30th 2020 at 2:24:51 PM
Not Sherlock Holmes
DEATH BY GUITAR WARRIOR!
You are dead, dead, dead.... You are dead, dead, dead...
TNP is a Guitar Warrior.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Reality Ensues. I have no guitar skills and the audience pelts me with rotten fruit. Until someone picks up a rock...
TNP's country is having its first annual purge.
eh
i don't die from the purgers, no, i die from accidentally falling down the stairs and breaking all my bones. since emergency services are disabled i bleed out to death.
TNP has just exhausted the patience of their Medic.
Edited by Awe921 on May 1st 2020 at 3:16:02 PM
Not Sherlock Holmes
And when I woke up, my skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!
“And that’s how I lost my medical license.”
TNP is said Medic.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
FYI the guy standing behind me was a Spy disguised as a Scout. [Back Stab-bery ensues.]
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
The Draftsman of Doom
I turn into a potato.
The next poster is a working stiff at some faceless corporation, followed around by a voice with a British accent.
Feels good, don't it?
eh
Awe-ley, in his desperate attempts to escape my vo- Aweley what are you-
splat.
TNP is being spun in place.
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
...in a blender. Its not quick. And to make it worse, the chef mixes me in with mayonnaise.
TNP is washing a skyscraper window.
...
...in the middle of a hurricane.
TNP is usurping their master (as in The Starscream to the Big Bad).
Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on May 5th 2020 at 9:55:17 AM
...
『 』
I'm usurping the throne of the Kingdom of the Dead! Unfortunately, the Required Secondary Powers are a bit... fatal.
TNP has a choice between 2 buttons. One of them gives them 5000 cookies, the other starts global thermonuclear war.
Not Sherlock Holmes
Take a guess which one I pick. It was the cookies, which sadly crushed me to death.
TNP is a weather reporter.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Braids From S286 Not Included
I'm reporting about a hurricane... just as it hits the newsroom.
TNP is visiting their loved one at the hospital.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Not a Fragile Flower
I contract covid and ebola at the same time.
TNP: rests their head on a pillow. "Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
『 』
I comfortably fall asleep. In fact, I'm so comfortable I never wake up again.
TNP is given a command; their next post on the TV Tropes forum cannot be in Bellorusian, or they will instantly die.
Edited by Kappaclystica on May 22nd 2020 at 3:14:41 PM
I’m a space pirate, give me your moon rocks.
Unfortunately, it’s national Belarusian day. Even though I have to ignore the fact that everyone else is posting their messages in Belarusian and type in English, it turns out that all posts are automatically translated into Belarusian. I die instantly.
TNP smells their toes.
Forum signature.
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
My toes smell daisy fresh. Unfortunately the guy sitting next to me is disgusted and swings on me. Turns out I have a soft skull.
TNP is driving a tank in a Zombie Apocalypse.
i lived bitch
Unfortunately, I run out of fuel and am stuck in a horde. I starve to death inside the tank.
TNP is put through a wargame.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
『 』
The opposing side thinks it's an actual war, and starts invading. I die in the invasion. Whoops.
TNP recieves another command: if their next post is in Kyrgyz, they die!
I'm disappointed my last death didn't cause someone to post in Belarusian. Just put your next response through Google Translate, please.
Edited by Kappaclystica on May 23rd 2020 at 4:28:04 AM
The Draftsman of Doom
Мени бир өзбек атат. Translate
The next poster is a talking lampshade.
Edited by SkyCat32 on Jun 17th 2021 at 5:54:51 AM
Feels good, don't it?
eh
i get put on a lamp and the lamp's turned on. nothing bad so far.. and then 13 hours later i have combusted.
TNP is a talking hat.
Not a Fragile Flower
Whoever is wearing me freaks out and throws me in a fire.
TNP is a talking rock.
Edited by ginsengaddict on May 24th 2020 at 8:32:46 PM
"Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
I get chucked into the ocean and drown.
TNP is a talking PINGAS.
Being that I am (in this storyline) asthmatic, and shocked by the ghostly apparition of the woman who my wife cheated with, and whose death I made look like an accident, I reach for my inhaler, but grab my gun instead.
The next poster is the wife of the aforementioned zookeeper.
Edited by SkyCat32 on Apr 30th 2020 at 1:58:25 PM
Feels good, don't it?