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SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom from Nakatomi Plaza Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
The Draftsman of Doom
Apr 30th 2020 at 10:55:07 AM

Being that I am (in this storyline) asthmatic, and shocked by the ghostly apparition of the woman who my wife cheated with, and whose death I made look like an accident, I reach for my inhaler, but grab my gun instead.

The next poster is the wife of the aforementioned zookeeper.

Edited by SkyCat32 on Apr 30th 2020 at 1:58:25 PM

Yippee ki yay, motherf**ker!
TalesofUnder The King of Unmoving Plaid from All over the Caribbean Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The King of Unmoving Plaid
Apr 30th 2020 at 11:04:47 AM

As it turns out, heartbreak can be a real cause of death. And well... my heart was not in the best shape when the truth was exposed about the womanís death.

TNP is the janitor that has walked in on the sordid scene of the managerís death.

The best deals on used coffins in the business.
Kappaclystica from The 'hood (of a pasty upper-middle class suburb)
Apr 30th 2020 at 11:24:39 AM

The janitor, as it happens, has gotten sick of this gag, and departs from this plane of existence.

TNP is facing Guitar Warrior.

Edited by Kappaclystica on Apr 30th 2020 at 2:24:51 PM

TalesofUnder The King of Unmoving Plaid from All over the Caribbean Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The King of Unmoving Plaid
Apr 30th 2020 at 11:28:42 AM

DEATH BY GUITAR WARRIOR!

You are dead, dead, dead.... You are dead, dead, dead...

TNP is a Guitar Warrior.

The best deals on used coffins in the business.
CenturyEye Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign? from I don't know where the Yith sent me this time... Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
May 1st 2020 at 12:13:12 PM

Reality Ensues. I have no guitar skills and the audience pelts me with rotten fruit. Until someone picks up a rock...

TNP's country is having its first annual purge.

Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
Awe921 Death's Thrall from spot in space and time called my house Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Death's Thrall
May 1st 2020 at 12:15:47 PM

i don't die from the purgers, no, i die from accidentally falling down the stairs and breaking all my bones. since emergency services are disabled i bleed out to death.

TNP has just exhausted the patience of their Medic.

Edited by Awe921 on May 1st 2020 at 3:16:02 PM

i am a lazy idiot. but a lazy idiot with DREAMS.
TalesofUnder The King of Unmoving Plaid from All over the Caribbean Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The King of Unmoving Plaid
May 1st 2020 at 12:19:08 PM

And when I woke up, my skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!

ďAnd thatís how I lost my medical license.Ē

TNP is said Medic.

The best deals on used coffins in the business.
WillyFourEyes Fake American from I'm not telling! Relationship Status: Mu
May 1st 2020 at 1:36:35 PM

FYI the guy standing behind me was a Spy disguised as a Scout. [Back Stab-bery ensues.]

TNP is pumping your room with a deadly neurotoxin after promising not to pump your room with a deadly neurotoxin.

"Poromu! The enema is saying that you should not wear a basketball!"
SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom from Nakatomi Plaza Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Awe921 Death's Thrall from spot in space and time called my house Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Death's Thrall
May 3rd 2020 at 12:20:45 AM

Awe-ley, in his desperate attempts to escape my vo- Aweley what are you-
splat.

TNP is being spun in place.

i am a lazy idiot. but a lazy idiot with DREAMS.
CenturyEye Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign? from I don't know where the Yith sent me this time... Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
May 4th 2020 at 11:19:57 AM

...in a blender. Its not quick. And to make it worse, the chef mixes me in with mayonnaise.

TNP is washing a skyscraper window.

Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
StarAndroidJaguar ... from Error 404: Location Not Found Relationship Status: In another castle
...
May 5th 2020 at 1:51:46 AM

...in the middle of a hurricane.

TNP is usurping their master (as in The Starscream to the Big Bad).

Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on May 5th 2020 at 9:55:17 AM

...
Kappaclystica from The 'hood (of a pasty upper-middle class suburb)
May 21st 2020 at 7:05:37 PM

I'm usurping the throne of the Kingdom of the Dead! Unfortunately, the Required Secondary Powers are a bit... fatal.

TNP has a choice between 2 buttons. One of them gives them 5000 cookies, the other starts global thermonuclear war.

TalesofUnder The King of Unmoving Plaid from All over the Caribbean Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The King of Unmoving Plaid
May 21st 2020 at 8:00:30 PM

Take a guess which one I pick. It was the cookies, which sadly crushed me to death.

TNP is a weather reporter.

The best deals on used coffins in the business.
TroperNo9001 Minnesota Bird and Gem of the Forest from the Amazon Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Minnesota Bird and Gem of the Forest
May 21st 2020 at 8:51:43 PM

I'm reporting about a hurricane... just as it hits the newsroom.

TNP is visiting their loved one at the hospital.

"Blu, thanks for doing this, I really appreciate it." "I would do anything for you. You know that, right?" "Of course I do."
ginsengaddict It reaches out... from a Lab on Io. Relationship Status: Star-crossed
It reaches out...
May 21st 2020 at 9:17:30 PM

I contract covid and ebola at the same time.


TNP: rests their head on a pillow.

Can't stop the work, won't stop the work, must continue the work, 113 Hz.
Kappaclystica from The 'hood (of a pasty upper-middle class suburb)
May 22nd 2020 at 12:14:03 AM

I comfortably fall asleep. In fact, I'm so comfortable I never wake up again.

TNP is given a command; their next post on the TV Tropes forum cannot be in Bellorusian, or they will instantly die.

Edited by Kappaclystica on May 22nd 2020 at 3:14:41 PM

VidExGuy Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
May 22nd 2020 at 2:47:56 AM

Unfortunately, itís national Belarusian day. Even though I have to ignore the fact that everyone else is posting their messages in Belarusian and type in English, it turns out that all posts are automatically translated into Belarusian. I die instantly.

TNP smells their toes.

Do I gotta make a forum signature?
CenturyEye Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign? from I don't know where the Yith sent me this time... Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
May 22nd 2020 at 6:48:36 AM

My toes smell daisy fresh. Unfortunately the guy sitting next to me is disgusted and swings on me. Turns out I have a soft skull.

TNP is driving a tank in a Zombie Apocalypse.

Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
hanwen1234 Defiant Comet
Defiant Comet
May 22nd 2020 at 7:16:02 AM

Unfortunately, I run out of fuel and am stuck in a horde. I starve to death inside the tank.


TNP is put through a wargame.

"Together, we will shape this wretched world... into what we've always wanted!"
Kappaclystica from The 'hood (of a pasty upper-middle class suburb)
May 23rd 2020 at 1:27:56 AM

The opposing side thinks it's an actual war, and starts invading. I die in the invasion. Whoops.

TNP recieves another command: if their next post is in Kyrgyz, they die!

I'm disappointed my last death didn't cause someone to post in Belarusian. Just put your next response through Google Translate, please.

Edited by Kappaclystica on May 23rd 2020 at 4:28:04 AM

SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom from Nakatomi Plaza Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
The Draftsman of Doom
May 23rd 2020 at 9:17:01 PM

мен өзбек атып жатам Translate 

The next poster is a talking lampshade.

Edited by SkyCat32 on May 23rd 2020 at 12:17:50 PM

Yippee ki yay, motherf**ker!
Awe921 Death's Thrall from spot in space and time called my house Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Death's Thrall
May 24th 2020 at 3:20:09 PM

i get put on a lamp and the lamp's turned on. nothing bad so far.. and then 13 hours later i have combusted.

TNP is a talking hat.

i am a lazy idiot. but a lazy idiot with DREAMS.
ginsengaddict It reaches out... from a Lab on Io. Relationship Status: Star-crossed
It reaches out...
May 24th 2020 at 3:31:55 PM

Whoever is wearing me freaks out and throws me in a fire.


TNP is a talking rock.

Edited by ginsengaddict on May 24th 2020 at 8:32:46 PM

Can't stop the work, won't stop the work, must continue the work, 113 Hz.
CybranGeneralSturm Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
May 24th 2020 at 3:36:50 PM

I get chucked into the ocean and drown.

TNP is a talking PINGAS.


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