Phoenix Oasis is a lurker. You know, the kind of people who don't really say much, but just sit back and enjoy the show? Yeah, that kind of person.
If you'd like to know something about me, anything at all, leave a form on this page (like the following examples), blank, and I will fill it out, as long as it isn't too personal.
- Leave a form like this:
- Item I want to know about: (Leave this space blank and I'll fill it out for you! Ah, magic of the internets.)
- Age: 26
- Family: Wife, Daughter
- Height: 5'1"
- Build: Stocky
- Hair color: Black
- Facial Hair: Goatee
- Accessories: Square (rounded corner) wireframe eyeglasses
- Distinguishing traits: Boisterous evil laugh, omnicidal tendencies, works in retail, making an RPG
- Job Title: Shift Leader 2
- Hobbies: Building an Epic RPG, TV Tropes
- Type of Nerd: Sports, Sim, Sports-Sim, 4X, World Building
- Xbox Live Handle: Phoenix Oasis
- Favorite Vocal Expression: Large Ham style Evil Laugh
Tropes that This Troper exibits:
- Berserk Button
- Bi The Way (Most people, upon finding out state, "You? I never would have guessed.")
- Bow and Sword in Accord
- Brilliant, but Lazy (Oh, if I had a dollar for every time I've heard this exact wording used to describe me...)
- Card-Carrying Villain (Oh, the customers I've scared by openly wanting to blow up the Earth...)
- Cluster F-Bomb
- Cracking Up
- Deadpan Snarker (like most of us aren't?)
- Evil Laugh
- Extreme Doormat (but usually only to my wife.)
- Fascinating Eyebrow
- Gaijinja / Highly-Visible Ninja (5 Years of training in Koga-Ryu Ninjutsu and Ni-Dan ranking, to work in a gas station. Oh, and American. From Almost Canada.)
- Jerkass Façade
- Kubrick Stare (At 5'1" tall, this is more out of necessity than anything else.)
- Large Ham (and I enjoy every bit of it.)
- Loves the Sound of Screaming
- Parabombing (I just can't help myself!)
- Screaming Warrior (the Kiai is an essential part of combat.)
- Super Drowning Skills
- The Short Guy with Glasses
- Tranquil Fury (at almost all times. It's probably going to kill me in a few years, but retail will do that to you.)
- Would Hit a Girl - My brain doesn't tell the difference thanks to my Associative Agnosia. I am a martial artist, and will not hesitate to defend myself, or someone else being attacked, from anyone.
- Why Do You Keep Changing Jobs? (with a new record of longest job lasting just under a year and a half. Shortest actual length of employment was 8 days.)
Not sure how I "leave a form". Just saw your pic in the Troper Tales section of Dude Looks Like a Lady, and wanted to say you're hot as hell.
