What's wrong? Are you lost?
I'm a twenty-three year old Irish administrative assistant from Canada. [1]I'm also 99.9% sure I'm the only real girl on the internet]]. I have many obsessions and addictions, though none of them are life-threatening (yet). Vain, cynical, judgemental and acutely aware of how others percieve me, I strongly prefer to keep my internet fixation separate and secret from my real life.
I'm convinced my life would be far, far easier to live if I didn't have quite so many guilty pleasures, but I'm a woman, so I'm weak.
Tropes that apply to me:
- All Take and No Give: I've actually been told this a few times. I'm trying to correct it. It's not working.
- Allergic to Routine
- Angst? What Angst?: Totally and completely genuine too, I swear.
- Attention Whore: In the interest of being honest.
- Being Good Sucks
- Betty and Veronica: Guess which one I am?
- Bottle Fairy
- Brilliant, but Lazy
- Corrupt the Cutie: One of my very favourite pass times.
- Chaotic Good: Good Is Not Nice.
- Closer to Earth: In my group of friends.
- Closet Geek: Yeah, yeah.
- Common Sense: I value nothing more.
- Daddy's Girl
- Defrosting Ice Queen: It's a process.
- Deliberately Cute Child: Was I ever. I perfected the art.
- Fiery Redhead
- First Girl Wins
- Four-Girl Ensemble: I'm part of a very stereotypical one, complete with the four distince personalities.
- Functional Addict
- Girl Friday
- Godiva Hair
- Good Bad Girl
- Heroes Want Redheads: I can confirm that there is truth in television.
- I Am What I Am
- Jade-Colored Glasses
- Lack of Empathy
- Lust
- Not a Morning Person
- Tsundere
- What Exactly Is Her Job: I don't even really know, but they're paying me.
- What the Hell Is That Accent?: Born in Ireland, raised in Canada by heavily accented Irish parents in a predominantly British social circle. I tend to sound weird sometimes.
- Younger Than They Look
