(For the full middle-class Aussie suburbanite experience, this page is best read in the voices of Jane Turner (Kath) and Gina Riley (Kim). Be warned: the Aussie dialect doesn't come with subtitles, so your best bet is to have an Australian nearby for translation purposes.)
Hello, Oi'm Kath Day-Knoight. So apparentloi this Toivoi Tropes soite is meant to catalogue everything about moi and moi daughter Kimmy. Kimmy's foinally moved out though, so mayboi Oi can have this poige to moys-
Mu-um! Oi've left Brett!
Oh. Again. Sorry Tropers, looks loike we're sharing this poige.
What are you talkin' about, Mum?
Kimmy, we're on Toivoi Tropes! Poiple wanna hear about the foxiest loidies in Fountain Loikes.
Oh, and Oi'm the first to show up, then?
Roil funnoy Kim. Now let's start picking tropes that descroibe us. If you're luckoy, they won't have too many fat tropes on here.
Aw, shuddup Mum!
Tropes
- Bratty Toinage Dawter: Oh, Kim. Remember when you used to make Sharon do your homework?
- Shuddup, Mum! Oi was a princess compared to little Epps.
- Fan Disservice: Kimmy! Pull your stretch denims up! Your welcome mat is showing!
- Oi do not have a welcome mat!
- Yes you do. It's roight on the back of your muffin top!
- Mu-um!
- Fitness Nut: Oh Mum, did you dump all your exersoize crap in moy old room again?
- What? Oi loike to koip moyself trim, Kim. Does it make moy a crim if Oi koip moyself trim?
- Oi need a snack (checks th fridge)
- Well, you'll foind no joy there, Kim. Oi'm on a doiet.
- Oh, chocolate choisecake! Yum!
- Don't! That's for later!
- Hot Skittoy on Wailord Action: Oi've got no oidea what these things are, but remember that horse from moy wedding Kim?
- Oi do, Mum. Oi do...
- It's All About Moy: Truer words were never spoken about moy Kimmy.
- Aw, stuff you, Mum! If everyone else wasn't so self-centred Oi wouldn't have to think about moy so much.
- Mistaken for Gay: Kimmy, since you and Brett koip falling out and you're not getting any other men, have you considered moyboy troying women for a bit?
- For the last toime Mum, Oi'm not gay. And stuff youse anywoy, plenty of gois still think Oi'm hot. (storms off)Trucker: Move ya big fat arse!
- For the last toime Mum, Oi'm not gay. And stuff youse anywoy, plenty of gois still think Oi'm hot. (storms off)
- Outdated Outfit: Aww Mum, this trope is so you!
- Loike you're one to talk, Kimmy. Nobody's dressed loike Britney Spears since two thousand and foive!
- Quirky Curls: Look Mum! Oiven Toivoi Tropes reckons your hair looks ridiculous!
- Nonsense, Kim! Kell happens to think moy hair is moy clowning glory!
- You Are Fat: Look Kim! Thoy have got a fat trope!
- Oi'm not fat! But if Oi was, it's because for moy entoire loife you've belittled moy!
- So what are you saying, Kim! That moy be-littling has be-bigged you?
