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"Sadface."
— Simon Lane, several times while playing Portal 2 when GLaDOS berates him.
Hello, and welcome... to the Yogscast.
— Lewis Brindley, at the start of every Yogscast video.
Simon: Wow. Pure dumb luck. Unbelievable.
Lewis: That's how we do it here at the Yogscast.
— Minecraft Puzzle Cube #1 - Cubeception
"Fantastic."
— Sips, on everything.
"Im not waiting 27 hours, Trott. I just want to shower with men!"
— Ross of Hat Films during an NSFW playthrough
of Rinse and Repeat

"It's exactly lethal!"
—Turpster on the 2015 Christmas Livestreams