"Why don't you kill yourself, Walt?"
— Marie, Breaking Bad, "Confessions"
Ron: So, whaddaya gonna do now? Kill yourself? 'Cause that's what I would recommend.
Reg: Yeh! You should kill yourself! In fact, we got a rope right here. Eh, we got a rope?
Ron: Yeh, we got a rope. There ya' go.
Franky: (on the verge of tears) W-What kind of friends are you?! I ju- Uh... Oh! In that case, I is gonna kill myself! I'm gonna kill myself right now! That's all there is to it! G- F@🗲☠you!
Reg: Yeh! You should kill yourself! In fact, we got a rope right here. Eh, we got a rope?
Ron: Yeh, we got a rope. There ya' go.
Franky: (on the verge of tears) W-What kind of friends are you?! I ju- Uh... Oh! In that case, I is gonna kill myself! I'm gonna kill myself right now! That's all there is to it! G- F@🗲☠you!
Mayu Ikezawa: But wouldn't it be... you know, be better if, if I-I... just... disappeared?
Iori Jabami: Hmm?
Nanae Mochizuki: What are you suggesting?
Iori: Well then, Mayu. Have you ever thought about it?
Mayu: Ye-yes. I have.
Iori: Then what are you waiting for? Now that I have transcended such petty morality, I deem myself worthy of such advice: K. Y. S. You know what it means, don't you?
Iori Jabami: Hmm?
Nanae Mochizuki: What are you suggesting?
Iori: Well then, Mayu. Have you ever thought about it?
Mayu: Ye-yes. I have.
Iori: Then what are you waiting for? Now that I have transcended such petty morality, I deem myself worthy of such advice: K. Y. S. You know what it means, don't you?
Dr. Burke: If I cut my finger, he'd faint. Then what would you do, then, eh? Applaud?
Nurse: Well, make it y'throat and we'll cheer.
Nurse: Well, make it y'throat and we'll cheer.
The Dalek: I have been searching for the Daleks.
The Doctor: Yeah, I saw, downloading the internet. What did you find.
The Dalek: I scanned your satellites and telescopes.
The Doctor: And...?
The Dalek: Nothing. Where shall I get my orders now?!
The Doctor: You're just a soldier without commands.
The Dalek: Then I shall follow the Primary Order: The Dalek instinct to destroy! To conquer!
The Doctor: What for?! What's the point?! Don't you see? it's all gone; everything you were, everything you stood for...
The Dalek: Then what should I do?
The Doctor: All right, then. If you want orders, follow this one. Kill yourself.
The Dalek: The Daleks must survive!
The Doctor: (practically foaming at the mouth) The Daleks have failed! Why don't you finish the job and make the Daleks extinct. Rid the Universe of your FILTH. WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE?!
The Dalek: You would make a good Dalek.
(The Doctor stands there, silent for a few seconds.)
The Doctor: ...Seal the vault.
"Yes! Go kill yourself!"
— Basil Fawlty, Fawlty Towers, "Gourmet Night"
"This is your doing, isn't it? Don't think I don't know. You think you're very clever. You think that by discrediting me, he'll bring your son back from Rhodes. You're so transparent. You want that precious son of yours to follow him when he dies so you can come into your own. But I have two sons, and they both come before yours. So make your mind up to it, Livia. When my father dies, you won't be wanted anymore. So take my advice and climb on the funeral pyre with him!"
"Your life is nothing! You serve zero purpose! You should kill yourself now! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer, that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Because what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that with a hundred percent, a thousand percent."
— From one of LowTierGod's infamous/memetic rants
"If you ReaLly wAnt to sEE Mary, you shOUld just DiE. But You mIght be hEadiNg to A diffErent place than MARY, James."
— A message found on a wall in Neely's Bar, Silent Hill 2
"...Then maybe you should die. There are patients here who have to fight just to breathe properly. Every day, someone dies after a long and painful struggle to hold on. I'm sorry we saved you. Go end your life, for all I care."
— Angie Thompson to Linda Reid, Trauma Center: Under the Knife/Second Opinion
"I will pay you to kill yourself."
— Handsome Jack when starting the "Kill Yourself" quest, Borderlands 2
"You're weak, creepy, and pesty. Consider euthanasia! Ha Ha!"
— One of Ash Crimson's win quotes, The King of Fighters 2003.
Lisa: Bart, stop! No one's mad at you anymore! Right?
(the townspeople avert their eyes and mumble to themselves)
Chief Wiggum: JUMP! (beat) Wh-Who said that?
—The Simpsons, "The Boys of Bummer"
"Tell you what, guys. Why don't you go build a bridge...and jump off it!"
— Blitzwing heckling the Constructicons, The Transformers, "Triple Takeover"
You should jump into Magma Mountain, NOW!!! Drown in the lava, NOW!!!
