"Mayday! Mayday! This looks like the end! I never learned how to read!!"
— Pit, Kid Icarus: Uprising
Tuco: (reading a note left by Angel Eyes) "See you soon, id-id-ids..."
Blondie: (takes the note) "Idiots. It's for you."
"Ha ha, I can't read."
— Person, asdfmovie2