History Quotes / NeverLearnedToRead

-->--'''Music/WhiteBoyJamesAndTheBluesExpress''', ''VideoGame/Starcraft2''

->'''Tuco:''' ''(reading a note left by Angel Eyes)'' "See you soon, id-id-ids..."
->'''Blondie:''' ''(takes the note)'' "Idiots. It's for you."

->''”What up, I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] learned how to read.”''

-> ''The fact is that I am unique. I am not interested in what one man may transmit to other men; like the [[Creator/{{Socrates}} philosopher]], I think that nothing is communicable by the art of writing. Bothersome and trivial details have no place in my spirit, which is prepared for all that is vast and grand; I have never retained the difference between one letter and another. A certain generous impatience has not permitted that I learn to read. Sometimes I deplore this, for the nights and days are long.''

->''"Ha ha, I can't read."''

->''[[AccidentalMisnaming Miss Puffins]], I'll be square with you. You work with '''exceptionally''' subnormal men. Defectives. Drunks. Sex Criminals.'' War ''Criminals. I'm fairly certain four of them can't even read.''
-->-- '''Saxton Hale''', ''WebComic/TeamFortress2''

->'''Barbara''': What's happened, Cass? Speak to me!\\
'''Cassandra''': She's hurt. Knocked Out.\\
'''Barbara''': What about the book? Did she find the self-destruct command?\\
'''Cassandra''': Yes, it's — it's here.\\
'''Barbara''': Well then, what are you waiting for? What is it?\\
'''Cassandra''': I — I don't know. I can't read.\\
'''Barbara''': Dammit, Cassie I know you can't read! Just tell me the letters and I'll work it out, okay?\\
'''Cassandra''': There's one of those…uh…straight lines going up, with a round thing on the-\\
'''Barbara''': You're kidding — you still don't even know the damn alphabet?! All those hours you spend practicing martial arts and you can't spare the time to learn your #$%@ ABC's?! For God's sake, Cassie — how stupid can you be?!
-->--''ComicBook/Batgirl2000'' issue 54

->''I am'' not ''illiterate! My parents were married!''
-->--'''Lord Redbrick''', ''WesternAnimation/GnomeoAndJuliet''

->''Oh wait, I can't read.''

'''Cassandra''': Yes, it's-it's here.\\

'''Cassandra''': I-I don't know. I can't read.\\

->''Readin' and-a writin' never did get through to me//
->''But when it came to makin' love, I learned my ay-bee-cees//
->''Now please excuse me for scribblin'//
->''I can barely write my name''

->'''Tuco:''' ''(reading a note left by Angel Eyes) "See you soon, id-id-ids..."''
->'''Blondie:''' ''(takes the note) "Idiots. It's for you."''

-->-- ''Music/TenThousandManiacs'', "Cherry Tree"

-->-- ''Music/TenThousandManiacs'', "Cherry Tree"

If she would be wonderful, but my pride is in the way\\

-->-- '''Person''', ''WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}}2''

-->-- [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CqCCBohjaqA This Vine]]

->''”What up, I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to read.”''

-->-- ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly''

-->--'''Pit''', ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising''

-->--''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly''

->Tuco: ''(reading a note left by Angel Eyes) "See you soon, id-id-ids..."''
->Blondie: ''(takes the note) "Idiots. It's for you."''
-->--'''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'''

-->--'''Pit''', ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising''