Line #21 Quotes/NeverLearnedToRead


1	->''"Mayday! Mayday! This looks like the end! I never learned how to read!!"''
2	-->-- '''Pit''', ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising''
3
4	->'''Tuco:''' ''(reading a note left by Angel Eyes)'' See you soon, id-id-ids...\
5	'''Blondie:''' ''(takes the note)'' Idiots. It's for you.
6	-->-- ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly''
7
8	->''"What up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] learned how to read."''
9	-->-- [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CqCCBohjaqA This Vine]]
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11	->''"The fact is that I am unique. I am not interested in what one man may transmit to other men; like the [[Creator/{{Socrates}} philosopher]], I think that nothing is communicable by the art of writing. Bothersome and trivial details have no place in my spirit, which is prepared for all that is vast and grand; I have never retained the difference between one letter and another. A certain generous impatience has not permitted that I learn to read. Sometimes I deplore this, for the nights and days are long."''
12	-->-- '''Asterion''', ''Literature/TheHouseOfAsterion''
13
14	->''"Ha ha ha, I can't read."''
15	-->-- '''Person''', ''WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}}2''
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17	->''"[[AccidentalMisnaming Miss Puffins]], I'll be square with you. You work with '''exceptionally''' subnormal men. Defectives. Drunks. Sex criminals.'' War ''criminals. I'm fairly certain four of them can't even read."''
18	-->-- '''Saxton Hale''', ''Webcomic/TeamFortress2''
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20	->''All those lines and circles, to me, a mystery\
21	Eve pull down the apple and give a taste to me\
22	If she could it would be wonderful, but my pride is in the way\
23	I cannot read to save my life, I'm so ashamed to say''
24	-->-- '''Music/TenThousandManiacs''', "Cherry Tree"
25
26	->''Readin' and-a writin' never did get through to me\
27	But when it came to makin' love, I learned my ay-bee-cees\
28	Now please excuse me for scribblin'\
29	I can barely write my name''
30	-->-- '''Music/WhiteBoyJamesAndTheBluesExpress''', ''VideoGame/Starcraft2''
31
32	->'''Barbara:''' What's happened, Cass? Speak to me!\
33	'''Cassandra:''' She's hurt. Knocked Out.\
34	'''Barbara:''' What about the book? Did she find the self-destruct command?\
35	'''Cassandra:''' Yes, it's-- it's here.\
36	'''Barbara:''' Well then, what are you waiting for? What is it?\
37	'''Cassandra:''' I-- I don't know. I can't read.\
38	'''Barbara:''' Dammit, Cassie, I know you can't read! Just tell me the letters and I'll work it out, okay?\
39	'''Cassandra:''' There's one of those…uh…straight lines going up, with a round thing on the--\
40	'''Barbara:''' You're kidding -- you still don't even know the damn alphabet?! All those hours you spend practicing martial arts and you can't spare the time to learn your #$%@ ABC's?! For God's sake, Cassie -- how stupid can you be?!
41	-->-- ''ComicBook/Batgirl2000'' issue 54
42
43	->''"I am'' not ''illiterate! My parents were married!"''
44	-->-- '''Lord Redbrick''', ''WesternAnimation/GnomeoAndJuliet''
45
46	->''"Oh wait, I can't read."''
47	-->-- '''Knuckles the Echidna''' after trying and failing to read an invitation, ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom''
48
49	->''"Turns out you're not dyslexic, you're just really really stupid."''
50	-->-- '''Creator/FrankieBoyle''', ''Series/MockTheWeek'', "Bad things for a teacher to say"

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