"Everyone was there... 'Cause everyone was glad he was dead!"
— Robin, Bébé's Kids
"Did you just open a beer on my father's headstone?"
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother, "Tailgate"
Rarity: Oh I don't know, what is there to say, really, I mean we all totally saw this coming! Not exactly this way, maybe, we probably predicted black powder or something, but I totally called it on suicide.
Twilight Sparkle: So, diabetic ketoacidosis. What is this, the dark ages? We have medicine!
Applejack: Do I have to talk? Can we just have another moment of silence to quietly contemplate whatever it was that Pinkie was trying to accomplish? I mean, I want to respect the dead and all, it's just that I feel like maybe she killed herself out of spite and I don't know how to feel.
Fluttershy: [is initially drowned out by dubstep music] ...I don't know why I bother.
Mr. Waddle: Thank you very much for complying with the last will and testament of the deceased.
Rainbow Dash: The pony who should have noticed was me! Rainbow Dash!
Twilight Sparkle: So, diabetic ketoacidosis. What is this, the dark ages? We have medicine!
Applejack: Do I have to talk? Can we just have another moment of silence to quietly contemplate whatever it was that Pinkie was trying to accomplish? I mean, I want to respect the dead and all, it's just that I feel like maybe she killed herself out of spite and I don't know how to feel.
Fluttershy: [is initially drowned out by dubstep music] ...I don't know why I bother.
Mr. Waddle: Thank you very much for complying with the last will and testament of the deceased.
Rainbow Dash: The pony who should have noticed was me! Rainbow Dash!
"It'll be the first time that the 21-Gun Salute shoots the coffin."
"Father, I'll never forget what you said to me on my first day of school. 'Comb your hair, you idiot, you look Greek.' I'll never know if that was true, but I do know I was too scared to stand up for myself. Well, I'm not scared of you anymore, because you're dead. And I'm not. So, I win. You can suck it."
— Pierce delivering the eulogy, Community, "Advanced Gay"
Wonder Woman: Think you're worthy to battle me?
Reverse-Flash: Battle you, beat you, and spit on your grave.
Wonder Woman: This insult will not stand!
Reverse-Flash: Battle you, beat you, and spit on your grave.
Wonder Woman: This insult will not stand!
I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money
She thinks I left them in the will
The family gathers 'round and reads it and then someone screams out,
"She's laughing up at us from Hell!"
She thinks I left them in the will
The family gathers 'round and reads it and then someone screams out,
"She's laughing up at us from Hell!"
—Taylor Swift, Midnights, "Anti-Hero"
Zo: [watching videos of extinct kittens and puppies] This is what Ted Faro stole from us?
Erend: I NEED TO FIND HIS GRAVE SO I CAN PISS ON IT.
[much later...]
Erend: SO FARO'S DEAD NOW, RIGHT?
Aloy: Absolutely dead. Buried in his own survival bunker.
Erend: WHICH IS HIS GRAVE, BASICALLY.
Aloy: Yeah, I guess.
Erend: ARE YOU GONNA PISS ON IT?
Aloy: ...
Erend: PLEASE?
Aloy: I'm thinking about it.
Zo: Please don't urinate anywhere.
Kotallo: If nothing else, I would assume he is buried too deeply for the symbolic gesture to be truly meaningful.
Erend: I NEED TO FIND HIS GRAVE SO I CAN PISS ON IT.
[much later...]
Erend: SO FARO'S DEAD NOW, RIGHT?
Aloy: Absolutely dead. Buried in his own survival bunker.
Erend: WHICH IS HIS GRAVE, BASICALLY.
Aloy: Yeah, I guess.
Erend: ARE YOU GONNA PISS ON IT?
Aloy: ...
Erend: PLEASE?
Aloy: I'm thinking about it.
Zo: Please don't urinate anywhere.
Kotallo: If nothing else, I would assume he is buried too deeply for the symbolic gesture to be truly meaningful.
